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« Reply #175 on: April 22, 2008, 07:23:22 pm » |
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Mr. von Henry, the Reckless Abandon will never be yours.
Damn bloody right it'll never be his! I worked too long and too hard on 'at girl for it to be any'un's but mine! The cap'n may be in command, but it's my damn ship!Anybody tries to change 'at's gonna learn exactly how hard it is to pilot a ship while they're a pile of SMOULDERING, BLEEDIN' ASH!!!! |
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« Reply #176 on: April 22, 2008, 07:44:25 pm » |
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Si i agree with the Engineer the Reckless Abandon has been my home now for some time it has given me freedom and lots of guns with which to tinker so i to shall fight tooth and nail to keep her from any DAMNED DEBT COLLECTING SON OF A BATCH
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« Reply #177 on: April 22, 2008, 10:47:55 pm » |
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you owe us money. we are repossessing your ship.
You can have the "Reckless" if you can take it from me it bloody combat. Shreds, I'll do my best to get one up as soon as I can. Much obliged sir. I've taken the liberty of making a few sketches myself. |
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« Reply #178 on: April 23, 2008, 10:27:35 am » |
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Yeh the whole Reckless Abandon crew should really meet up one of these days cause i have met most of it but not all the rest appear to be hidding somewere on board and i hav yet to find them
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Hyren von Henry
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« Reply #179 on: April 23, 2008, 05:37:33 pm » |
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look. we understand your concerns but you should have been keeping with your payments.
you owe us £2819.52. pay it, and you can have your ship.
if you refuse to pay we will send round the bailiffs.
we look forward to hearing from you.
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« Reply #180 on: April 23, 2008, 09:44:22 pm » |
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Hearing fom us?
You won't be doin' any hearing.
Not with your ears IN ORBIT AROUND ANOTHER PLANET!
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« Reply #181 on: April 24, 2008, 10:08:50 am » |
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Since wen were we i debt i dont remember any debt the cheeky blighter
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« Reply #182 on: April 24, 2008, 12:48:20 pm » |
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He's obviously trying to scam us.
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« Reply #183 on: April 24, 2008, 01:56:44 pm » |
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Since wen were we i debt i dont remember any debt the cheeky blighter
Pirates don't have a concept of debt; Its more, you have money and treaure we want, and we'll take it and won't give it back. Besides if we have a debt said cheeky blighter will have a sword lodged in him! |
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Hyren von Henry
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« Reply #184 on: April 24, 2008, 04:29:36 pm » |
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and since when were there bigger pirates than...
MERCHANT BANKERS!
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« Reply #185 on: April 24, 2008, 06:52:48 pm » |
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I'll die for 't.
Simply.
Arrr.
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ok, here we go. i didnt knew a tinkergirl before i chose my usename. true story.
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« Reply #186 on: April 24, 2008, 07:48:44 pm » |
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Free ranging, airship-piloting bankers...
Scary thought...
A special kind of blood-sucker, too.
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« Reply #187 on: April 24, 2008, 09:40:42 pm » |
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we'll take it and won't give it back.
I prefer "commandeer", it sounds more professional. |
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« Reply #188 on: April 25, 2008, 09:10:31 pm » |
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It puzzles me how anyone can request us to pay taxes on stolen goods...
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"What do we do? You're asking me 'what do we do'? We do what we always do....We CHARGE, by thunder!" Captain Haephestus Burnside, of the "Reckless Abandon", shortly before a boarding action.
"You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!" Henry IV, Act II Scene I, WS.
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« Reply #189 on: April 25, 2008, 10:16:08 pm » |
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when you stole the ship you probably found alot of documents (which you no doubt threw on the fire, mwhahaha!) which detailed how much the owner owed us. as you now control the ship, you also now control the debt.
you have two weeks (fourteen days) to pay us.
kindest regards; Hyren Von Henry
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« Reply #190 on: April 25, 2008, 11:54:43 pm » |
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when you stole the ship you probably found alot of documents (which you no doubt threw on the fire, mwhahaha!) which detailed how much the owner owed us. as you now control the ship, you also now control the debt.
you have two weeks (fourteen days) to pay us.
kindest regards; Hyren Von Henry
Firstly, I would like to say that the "Reckless Abandon" is a heavily modified Scorpion-class corvette, swiped from under the toffee noses of the Royal Navy. We merely renamed it, and upgraded the engines and cannon. I would like to see you try to gain monetary reimbursement from a pirate for the debt owed by an officer of the fleet, which (I may say) was considerable, and mostly due to ill-judged gambling on banana futures in Cuba. Secondly: no, get stuffed. Your obedient servant, Haephestus Burnside. |
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Hyren von Henry
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« Reply #191 on: April 26, 2008, 09:34:51 am » |
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We don't care, we want our money.
We aren't law enforcement agency's, so we don't care about your "pirate" status.
PAY US.
(we break knees)
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« Reply #192 on: April 26, 2008, 11:02:13 am » |
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On Offer:
1 x gentleman swordsman. has sufficient sword/knife proficiency, happily paid with Whiskey (irish) or rum.
good teeth, no scurvy, etc.
2 years exp. being a Powder Monkey, many years pillaging, plundering.
will travel.
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« Reply #193 on: April 26, 2008, 10:28:32 pm » |
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(we break knees)
We break laws, heads, and international treaties. Another thing. When we demand money with threats, it's called extortion. When you do so, it's taxation. Justice? |
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« Reply #194 on: April 28, 2008, 12:17:35 am » |
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(we break knees)
We break laws, heads, and international treaties. Another thing. When we demand money with threats, it's called extortion. When you do so, it's taxation. Justice? oh we make no pretense to be good. you owe us. every transmission you make brings our ships closer to your location. and chickens and cockroaches can still run without their heads... but without their knees? I think not. |
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« Reply #195 on: April 28, 2008, 12:22:57 am » |
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(we break knees)
We break laws, heads, and international treaties. Another thing. When we demand money with threats, it's called extortion. When you do so, it's taxation. Justice? oh we make no pretense to be good. you owe us. every transmission you make brings our ships closer to your location. and chickens and cockroaches can still run without their heads... but without their knees? I think not. You break knees do'ye? Well I incinerate folK! We may need knees t'run But you need some sort o' corporeal form t'fight! Let's seeya claim a debt when you're 3lbs of gently smoking ahes! |
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Hyren von Henry
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« Reply #196 on: April 28, 2008, 05:41:25 pm » |
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yes. you owe us for that flame thrower too.
so until you pay us, you're going to have to use a lighter and a can of deodorant, i'm afraid.
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« Reply #197 on: April 28, 2008, 05:53:02 pm » |
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Belay that!
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"Sin is a dangerous toy in the hands of the virtuous. It should be left to the congenitally sinful, who know when to play with in and when to let it alone."
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« Reply #198 on: April 28, 2008, 05:59:56 pm » |
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« Reply #199 on: April 28, 2008, 06:20:19 pm » |
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Whats with all this threatening PIRATES about money, of all things?
doesn't he realize that once we PAY him, even if we do...... that we'll just go rob, pillage, and steal twice as much as we had before we gave him his money...
money isn't why we're pirates.. it's just a welcome perk.
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