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Author Topic: The Air Kraaken Hoax!  (Read 9103 times)
Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
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« Reply #75 on: April 13, 2008, 07:38:32 pm »

If I do another knife project, it will probably be with a premade blade. Jantz has a nice selection.

I'd be honoured to make a blade for you, if you want...

That's a most generous offer, and I'd  be most honored as the recipient..shall we take it to email?

Cheers
Harold

I've got some O-1 arriving in a week or two, shall we talk then?
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« Reply #76 on: April 13, 2008, 07:44:03 pm »

Well met, fellow Caroller... Cheesy  Cheesy

Cheers
Harold
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« Reply #77 on: April 13, 2008, 07:55:49 pm »

Harold doesn't even broach on how truly spectacular, and surprising it can be, up in the rockies, to see the lads moving the kraken up there in the sky. Bit of a nuissence (So how do you spell that?), stray tentacle snatching away roof bits once in a blue moon...

¬S
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« Reply #78 on: April 13, 2008, 08:03:58 pm »

Different cultures, old chap, the West always was a bit more, ah, boisterous, and less refined than the Old Country.
 Of course, for sheer excitement, nothing can match the hunting of the snark.

Cheers
Harold

My friend The Billiard Marker keeps inviting me to go Snark hunting with them, something to do with them being one short in the party.

I keep making excuses about being too busy, but the truth is that I've heard that Snark hunting can be quite risky for people as beamish as I am.

The Boojums are out there!

Dr. Q

I have heard that trying to corner a Quark is nigh on impossible. Shocked
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« Reply #79 on: April 13, 2008, 08:05:58 pm »

Harold doesn't even broach on how truly spectacular, and surprising it can be, up in the rockies, to see the lads moving the kraken up there in the sky. Bit of a nuissence (So how do you spell that?), stray tentacle snatching away roof bits once in a blue moon...

¬S

True, not to mention the occassional, ah, droppings...  Shocked  Shocked   Darn things are worse than pigeons!

Cheers
Harold
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« Reply #80 on: April 13, 2008, 08:10:17 pm »

Never take the Varteg bus on a cloudy day... the Kraaken swoop down and drag it off... Why, a village high on the hills was eaten by one!
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« Reply #81 on: April 13, 2008, 08:16:38 pm »

True, not to mention the occassional, ah, droppings...  Shocked  Shocked

Cheers
Harold

I must confess, whenever some greenhorn is startled by the occasional disembodied extremity bouncing onto the deck I do have quite a laugh. It adds to the thrill of avoiding the creature above!

Victor
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« Reply #82 on: April 13, 2008, 09:19:03 pm »

True, not to mention the occassional, ah, droppings...  Shocked  Shocked

Cheers
Harold

I must confess, whenever some greenhorn is startled by the occasional disembodied extremity bouncing onto the deck I do have quite a laugh. It adds to the thrill of avoiding the creature above!

Victor

I don't think he meant THAT kind of dropping...
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« Reply #83 on: April 13, 2008, 09:22:57 pm »

True, not to mention the occassional, ah, droppings...  Shocked  Shocked

Cheers
Harold

I must confess, whenever some greenhorn is startled by the occasional disembodied extremity bouncing onto the deck I do have quite a laugh. It adds to the thrill of avoiding the creature above!

Victor

I don't think he meant THAT kind of dropping...

Perhaps it was *sigh* semi-digested?
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« Reply #84 on: April 13, 2008, 10:02:28 pm »

True, not to mention the occassional, ah, droppings...  Shocked  Shocked

Cheers
Harold

I must confess, whenever some greenhorn is startled by the occasional disembodied extremity bouncing onto the deck I do have quite a laugh. It adds to the thrill of avoiding the creature above!

Victor

I don't think he meant THAT kind of dropping...

Well, I've seen hawks and eagles lose/drop bits of their prey, so, I would imagine it would be the same with our noble kraken...

Cheers
Harold
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« Reply #85 on: April 13, 2008, 10:04:17 pm »

In part, at any rate.

Heh, the other day i watched a pigeon try to fly away with an entire bun. Buns are obviously not designed for their aerodynamic properties.
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« Reply #86 on: April 13, 2008, 10:06:40 pm »

I have seen a Duck eat a grape whole... It is highly alarming and amusing at the same time. I have also seen an air Kraaken eat a bus whole... and fall out of the sky, greedy beast...

(the duck 'n' grape bit is true, honest)
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« Reply #87 on: April 14, 2008, 12:09:00 am »

I can't believe that anyone thinks that it is a hoax. Why, my crew and I took four full grown beasties on air-kraken day and I have their hides in my hold right now. By the way, the tentacles are almost pure muscle so they make pretty good steaks as long as you go far enough out to get away from the main body.
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« Reply #88 on: April 14, 2008, 12:11:58 am »

Buns are obviously not designed for their aerodynamic properties.

^Stolen, and put in signature.
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« Reply #89 on: April 14, 2008, 12:17:58 am »

As a species they have disdained protective coloration, but have adapted in the juvenile phase Extreme Defensive Cuteness (EDC)
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« Reply #90 on: April 14, 2008, 12:27:50 am »

However, in the juvenille phase they also taste DAMN good.
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« Reply #91 on: April 14, 2008, 07:58:30 pm »

Different cultures, old chap, the West always was a bit more, ah, boisterous, and less refined than the Old Country.
 Of course, for sheer excitement, nothing can match the hunting of the snark.

Cheers
Harold

My friend The Billiard Marker keeps inviting me to go Snark hunting with them, something to do with them being one short in the party.

I keep making excuses about being too busy, but the truth is that I've heard that Snark hunting can be quite risky for people as beamish as I am.

The Boojums are out there!

Dr. Q

I have heard that trying to corner a Quark is nigh on impossible. Shocked

If a Quark is a cross between a Quack and a Snark, does that make me part Boojum?

I could live with that.

Any Bakers out there?

Dr. Q.

p.s. Do we need a Lewis Carroll thread?
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« Reply #92 on: April 14, 2008, 08:02:22 pm »

After you've admitted to that, d'you think anyone would say they are?
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« Reply #93 on: April 14, 2008, 08:13:57 pm »

After you've admitted to that, d'you think anyone would say they are?

The definative test is easy to make.
The Quack in his Boojumness said.
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And pop out to purchase some bread.
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