If you want a weird-off, just read through the "We're all fecking crazy" thread* and the "Whot the heck is wrong with us physically" thread** and then give a breif perusal of the "Look what I just paye someone to do to my body" thread* and compile your findings. Past that, with all the mad builders in here, I'm sure we easily have enough tape measurers for a right and proper p***ing contest!
And, er, 'ello new kid. Be warned: We're not just being polite because your new. We're like this all the time.
Except for me... I'm completely normal, now that I got let out of the ZEP-01's boiler room and away from the steam gorillas... *Twitch* I can still hear Kirix buzzing about from inside my cabin though... *Shifty eyes* But I'm good now. *Twitch.*
¬Sean Patrick O'Byrne, welcoming You to the Madness.
*Things that prove your hinged sideways with a screw - found in Off Topic
**Something about how we're circus freaks, it's lost a few pages back in Off Topic
***Body Mods, also in Off Topic