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« Reply #51 on: March 24, 2008, 08:45:07 pm » |
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Pierre Manslapper catches whales for fish and chips. Where he gets 200 tons of potatoes and 500 tons of oil for the chips from will remain a mystery...
The oil comes from the whales themselves! Ahem, a whale is not a fish.  DB |
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« Reply #52 on: March 24, 2008, 08:46:18 pm » |
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« Reply #53 on: March 24, 2008, 08:47:23 pm » |
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Hank Norris feasts on Air-kraken, eating the entire thing, beak and all.
Normal whales are not enough for him, he must hunt bigger game.
With his bare hands.
He also sustained the longest heavy-metal scream in history.
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« Reply #54 on: March 24, 2008, 09:10:56 pm » |
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Ahem, a whale is not a fish. DB Pierre Manslapper tuns whales into fish! |
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« Reply #55 on: March 24, 2008, 09:14:19 pm » |
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Hank Norris turns fish into kittens.
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« Reply #56 on: March 24, 2008, 09:16:36 pm » |
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Ahem, a whale is not a fish. DB Pierre Manslapper tuns whales into fish! Yes! |
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« Reply #57 on: March 24, 2008, 09:23:48 pm » |
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And kittens into lions.
Male ones.
Manly male ones.
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« Reply #58 on: March 24, 2008, 09:24:58 pm » |
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Pierre Manslapper's itteh-bitteh pet kitteh is in fact a Liger. Go wiki it.
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« Reply #59 on: March 24, 2008, 09:26:17 pm » |
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I know about ligers.
Hank Norris' pet cat is a cross between a lion, a tiger, and a set of bear-traps.
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« Reply #60 on: March 30, 2008, 07:39:32 am » |
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No silly false boasts here, I have never been beaten in a belching contest. EVER.
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« Reply #61 on: March 30, 2008, 08:33:03 am » |
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I've beaten Battletoads, Ghosts N Goblins, and TMNT for the NES. And I've gotten all platinum medals in Blast Corps for the N64. Beat that!!! >_> <_< Oh, what, you think that's not manly? Try it, sissy. Then come back and tell us all how unworthy you are. |
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« Reply #62 on: March 30, 2008, 12:47:06 pm » |
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Thursday, I took a knee to the face that split my lip open. Once I got the bleeding to stop, I was back on the mat.
Why did I stop because of a little blood? Because I bleed acid...
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Mundus Patria Nostra!
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« Reply #63 on: March 30, 2008, 02:09:21 pm » |
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My daily driver is a Yamaha Fino - Limited Edition, mind you! Embellished with a crapload of chrome and extra lights, mirrors, cupholders and flags a la "Pimp my ride - Thai Style". I ride it with pride as it is the shiniest scooter for miles around. Now if that ain't bragworthy, I do not know what is. When was the last time you saw Chuck Norris on a shiny little 110CC machine, eh? That girlyman doesn't know what manly is... Also: I'm saving up for a sidecar for my scooter... it'll have a nice stereo, and if I can find the cash, maybe even a small LCD tv.. MANLY, I tell you! Damn it, why doesn't anyone take me serious? *sigh* |
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« Reply #64 on: March 30, 2008, 03:14:21 pm » |
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Damn it, why doesn't anyone take me serious?
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« Reply #65 on: March 30, 2008, 05:54:28 pm » |
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True, true... I only have pictures of the stock bike though. I'll have to comb through some Thai bike sites to see if I can find pics of one with similar modifications. Either that, or you'll have to wait until tomorrow.. |
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« Reply #66 on: March 30, 2008, 06:05:02 pm » |
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First the stock bike, with blingy bits drawn on in paint.
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« Reply #67 on: March 30, 2008, 06:35:28 pm » |
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Photobucket is being highly uncooperative at the moment. Fear not though, I have found a bike that looks exactly like mine in stock form: (large image) It is the Limited Edition of the Yamaha Fino. Apparently, only 2,000 of those were sold in Thailand. Or so my dealer says. Interestingly though, there are four of them just in my area.. hmm...  My mods include: - Chrome headlight surround - Chrome headlight visor - Sissy bar with 4 extra lights - Front bumper - Cup holder - Visor - Chrome instrument pod - Chrome transmission cover - Rear bumper In the near future I will get some more goodies; - Cushy leather seat - Chrome / leather backrest - Chromed footpegs - Chromed stand - Chromed kickstarter - 12 inch wheels with fat tires In the not so near future I'll be looking into; - Sidecar! (I *really* want one, but for some reason I have a hard time convincing my wife spending 5 months worth of rent on it is a good idea) - Stereo/lcd tv for said sidecar - Chromed front forks - Brembo brake upgrade - Custom exhaust - Engine upgrade to 200cc I'm spending pretty ridiculous amounts of money on the bike.. a fact that hasn't escaped my wife, even though I downplay the costs of the accessories by as much as 50%, lol! The recent repairs didn't do much good to my budget either. My father in law crashed the bike, so I had to replace all of the bodywork on the right hand side, and fix the front fork as well. Luckily this happened before most of the big accessories were fitted.. I'll post pics of the bike with the mods tomorrow..  |
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« Reply #68 on: March 30, 2008, 06:39:17 pm » |
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Ooh! I found a bike with many accessories similar to mine; CLICKYYou gotta admit it takes a REAL man to drive something like that with a straight face...  |
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« Reply #69 on: March 31, 2008, 12:03:40 am » |
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This game is about my life.
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...that game was to be about my life, but got canceled for lack of manliness.
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« Reply #71 on: June 06, 2008, 06:16:01 am » |
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« Reply #72 on: June 06, 2008, 06:53:28 am » |
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I drink lakes and piss whiskey. I roast and eat whole herds of cattle for lunch, and use a Bowie knife to pick my teeth. I've lifted the World Serpent, out raced thought, eaten more than fire, and fought Death into submission. I punched a Grizzly in the face and knocked it's skull clear out of its skin. I can yell louder than a cannon. I invented the Schofield, the Winchester, and the first zepplin. In 1812. The Man with No Name was based off of me, and looked like a girl scout in comparison. Zombies don't exist, because I killed all of them. I went to the past, sunk Atlantis, killed Grendel, and systematically eliminated the Dragons. My name is Michael Bedlam, and this thread just became Manly.
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« Reply #73 on: June 06, 2008, 07:17:45 pm » |
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Surfer Joe killed a wild boar with a brass harpoon gun that he took from the Nautilus, dug a fire pit with his bare hands, skinned the bristly pig with his perfect white teeth, and cooked that porker for the luau: http://pyracy.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=6808&st=480Surfer Joe is a MANLY man!  And he looks wicked cool in a boiler suit:  Did I mention he's a secret agent? For U.N.C.L.E.? |
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« Reply #74 on: June 06, 2008, 07:19:27 pm » |
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