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The garden sounds really lovely, it makes me wish I had the ability to not kill plant I touch.
Oh, you have that superpower too?  Indeed! And not only that, I also break or thoroughly muddle computers by sheer proximity. It is a terrible responsibility. my mother has a symilar quality in that even though we both have the same type of cell phone hers holds its charge for just 1 day at most while mine holdes its for 4 or 5...this may not sound strange but if i let her use my phone with a full battery, even if she uses it only for a minute of two, when i get it back the battery is half gone...we say she has negative ions (and if thats not the corect idea, to bad, i like it) If it's any help, at the garden-center I worked at we had a saying "you're not an expert on orchids until you've killed at least 30." |
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« Reply #1551 on: August 15, 2008, 06:58:02 PM » |
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I silenced a Glasgow bar by suddenly announcing that I had God's telephone number...
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« Reply #1552 on: August 15, 2008, 07:27:52 PM » |
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I silenced a Glasgow bar by suddenly announcing that I had God's telephone number...
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I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
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« Reply #1553 on: August 15, 2008, 07:38:30 PM » |
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« Reply #1554 on: August 15, 2008, 07:42:51 PM » |
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I silenced a Glasgow bar by suddenly announcing that I had God's telephone number...
A friend of mine qualified as vicar last year and 2 new numbers mysteriously appeared in her mobile's contacts list, one under "God" the other under "Satan". She blamed her teenaged children |
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« Reply #1555 on: August 15, 2008, 07:52:31 PM » |
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Which part of Glasgow?
A suburb, Coatbridge; I was helping install part of the Summerlee Ironworks museum. I silenced a Glasgow bar by suddenly announcing that I had God's telephone number...
I would very much like for you to elaborate, sir. Can't tell you much else, I'd slipped from 'Lubricated' to 'Inebriated', and had to rely on eyewitness accounts... |
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« Reply #1556 on: August 15, 2008, 08:04:24 PM » |
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Hells, we used to have white semi-trucks wandering around here with god's number on them... 1-800-dialgod
If you believe in that sort of thing.
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« Reply #1557 on: August 15, 2008, 08:04:58 PM » |
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I silenced a Glasgow bar by suddenly announcing that I had God's telephone number...
A friend of mine qualified as vicar last year and 2 new numbers mysteriously appeared in her mobile's contacts list, one under "God" the other under "Satan". She blamed her teenaged children They both likely connect to two houses accross the street from eachother in Des Moines. |
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Well I've worked among the spitters and I've breathed the oily smoke
I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turnwww.doctorsteel.com
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« Reply #1558 on: August 15, 2008, 08:12:46 PM » |
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Des Moines?
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« Reply #1559 on: August 15, 2008, 08:36:23 PM » |
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He needs to have words with his real estate agent. You know, the guy on the rack, third from the left.
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Well I've worked among the spitters and I've breathed the oily smoke
I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turnwww.doctorsteel.com
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« Reply #1560 on: August 15, 2008, 10:41:50 PM » |
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« Reply #1561 on: August 16, 2008, 02:01:07 AM » |
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No, the left.
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Well I've worked among the spitters and I've breathed the oily smoke
I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turnwww.doctorsteel.com
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« Reply #1562 on: August 16, 2008, 02:58:30 AM » |
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It still cracks me up when I see the nicknames of people I'd rather not see anymore. I had a very good time with a girl going by the web monicker "PennyDreadful", about a year ago. As anyone with an eye for the member list might know, there are THREE people with a very similar nickname on this forum. I half expect that one of them suddenly starts to go into a fit of tourette-like logorrhea without actually suffering from it, like said girl did in the end.
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« Reply #1563 on: August 16, 2008, 08:39:38 AM » |
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Nothings ever easy, hey Shoggotho?
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Well I've worked among the spitters and I've breathed the oily smoke
I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turnwww.doctorsteel.com
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« Reply #1564 on: August 16, 2008, 01:02:56 PM » |
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Still hurts deep inside. Why do I always get the mad ones? Is it my charming brain?
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« Reply #1565 on: August 16, 2008, 06:20:00 PM » |
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Well I've worked among the spitters and I've breathed the oily smoke
I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turnwww.doctorsteel.com
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« Reply #1566 on: August 28, 2008, 11:05:14 AM » |
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"This orbital has no node!"
"How does it smell?"
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Proof that I am hinged sideways with a screw. I find this "joke" rather amusing.
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« Reply #1568 on: November 11, 2008, 11:00:44 PM » |
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you no your odd when you and a freind spend 2 hours in a food store looking at different cheeses much to the annoyance of my gf i might add, no offence france but your brie is nothing compared to the stuff from summerset
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« Reply #1569 on: November 12, 2008, 06:45:38 PM » |
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My sister and I make fun of rap songs by reciting them as though they were fine poetry, most often the song "Low." Occasionally we use British accents. The whole practice amuses us to no end, and we've gotten no shortage of sidelong looks when we start up in a public place. |
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« Reply #1570 on: November 12, 2008, 06:48:32 PM » |
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I seem to be ending up knee-deep in diecast model trams. Too many ebay bargains keep calling me!
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« Reply #1571 on: November 12, 2008, 06:55:14 PM » |
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My friend and I started dancing and singing the victory music from Final Fantasy yesterday. It was totally improvised.
Later on we did it again on the escalators in T.K Maxx, both up and down, and on the escalator in Marks and Spencers.
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« Reply #1572 on: November 12, 2008, 06:59:46 PM » |
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Still hurts deep inside. Why do I always get the mad ones? Is it my charming brain?
I ask myself that constantly. However I've no complaints, the lady I'm with currently is a good solid person...despite being even crazier than I am. Helps rather immensely that she's smart. |
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« Reply #1573 on: November 12, 2008, 07:21:36 PM » |
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My friend and I started dancing and singing the victory music from Final Fantasy yesterday. It was totally improvised.
Later on we did it again on the escalators in T.K Maxx, both up and down, and on the escalator in Marks and Spencers.
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« Reply #1574 on: November 13, 2008, 12:42:12 AM » |
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