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Happy World Toilet Day
« on: November 19, 2021, 02:57:59 am »
Happy World Toilet Day, celebrating an invention without which life really would be a load of crap.
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2021, 07:58:33 am »
One of the more under appreciated contraptions.

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2021, 09:53:50 am »
The inventors must have been flushed with pride.
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2021, 05:31:57 pm »
The inventors must have been flushed with pride.

Of course! They came out from the water closet!

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2021, 01:30:17 am »
It's only funny until you don't have access to one when you need to...  ;D  :o

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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2022, 02:24:49 pm »
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Re: Craps is available in the player versus software format
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2022, 02:44:19 pm »
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2022, 08:53:08 pm »
You can all make your own joke about the city in which they celebrate this holiday.

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2022, 08:35:00 pm »
I keep missing the holidays that celebrate those whose contibutions have removed the danger of extraneous crap from our lives.


*checks the above*

Dear heavens, I really did type that, didn't I. *sigh*
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2022, 10:20:59 pm »
I keep missing the holidays that celebrate those whose contibutions have removed the danger of extraneous crap from our lives.


*checks the above*

Dear heavens, I really did type that, didn't I. *sigh*

Can I assume, then, that you neglected to chill out on World Refrigeration Day?

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2022, 02:36:12 am »
I keep missing the holidays that celebrate those whose contibutions have removed the danger of extraneous crap from our lives.


*checks the above*

Dear heavens, I really did type that, didn't I. *sigh*

Can I assume, then, that you neglected to chill out on World Refrigeration Day?

It's Texas in summer. It evaporated away.

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2022, 09:47:45 pm »
I keep missing the holidays that celebrate those whose contibutions have removed the danger of extraneous crap from our lives.


*checks the above*

Dear heavens, I really did type that, didn't I. *sigh*

Can I assume, then, that you neglected to chill out on World Refrigeration Day?

It's Texas in summer. It evaporated away.




Too true. I was probably out back, sweating over our recalcitrant walking sprinkler with a pair of channellocks and wishing I had brought a sledgehammer to bust the !*#!@ thing into a million pieces...