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Author Topic: MAASFish's Jolly Jape...or how to "improve" films and books (potentially NSFW)  (Read 491 times)
Madasasteamfish
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« on: May 02, 2020, 01:43:20 pm »

Well given all of the misery and bad news floating around I thought I'd steal an idea of an FB friend to provide everyone with some light amusement.

Basically you just take a film/book title and "improve" it by adding the words "up your bum" somewhere.

Here's a few to start you off...

Gone up your bum With the Wind

Space up your bum Captain Smith

The man up your bum in the High Castle

War of the Worlds up your Bum

A Game of Battleships up your bum

And then there were none up your bum

History of the World up your Bum part 1

Let's see how you all do...
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2020, 05:59:10 pm »

Ordeal by Ice up your bum.

The Loss, up your bum, of the Bismarck. 

The Diary of a Nobody up your bum.

Three Men up your bum in a Boat.
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2020, 07:37:09 pm »

Revenge of the Nerds... Up your bum.

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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2020, 08:42:01 pm »

The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Up Your Bum

Life, the Universe and Everything Up Your Bum

So Long and Thanks For All the Fish Up Your Bum

Where's Wally? - Up Your Bum

and then there was that series of action movies - Taken, Taken 2, etc...

And that wonderful after-chilli movie - Rush Hour Up Your bum
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2020, 08:53:17 pm »

Deepa Mehta's Oscar-nominated Water Up Your Bum (2005)

Smilla's Sense of Snow Up Your Bum (1997)

The Postman Always Rings Up Your Bum Twice (1981)

Up Your Infamous Bum (2006)

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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2020, 06:44:36 pm »

I've just realised how well the Carry On Films would work with this.

Carry on up your bum Doctor

Carry on Screaming up your bum

Carry on Camping up your bum

Carry on Follow that Camel up your bum

Carry on Don't loose your head up your bum

Carry on loving On second thoughts, let's not go there...
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2020, 07:38:23 pm »

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three Up your bum

Now, come to think of it, several of Bill Bryson's would work well

The Body Up your Bum: A Guide for Occupants

A Walk in The Woods Up Your Bum

Notes From A Small Island Up Your Bum

The Road Up Your Bum To Little Dribbling

A Short History of Nearly Everything Up Your Bum
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