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Author Topic: One Line Limerick: a thread boldly goes fourth  (Read 31916 times)
Fairley B. Strange
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Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


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« Reply #275 on: October 02, 2019, 10:50:02 am »

And in your kitbag of troubles pack it.

= = = =

'Don't happy, be worry', I say,
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Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.
Cora Courcelle
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England England



« Reply #276 on: October 02, 2019, 07:44:00 pm »

Don't think of tomorrow today
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You have to tread a fine line between avant-garde surrealism and getting yourself sectioned...
Synistor 303
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Australia Australia


Zenyna Ironbracker


« Reply #277 on: October 03, 2019, 04:27:14 am »

As Death, Birth and Taxes,
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Cora Courcelle
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« Reply #278 on: October 03, 2019, 05:59:21 pm »

The world on its axis
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Will Howard
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United States United States



« Reply #279 on: October 03, 2019, 08:06:46 pm »

And like thoughts to brighten your day...
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And now to make your day even brighter,
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"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."
Synistor 303
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Australia Australia


Zenyna Ironbracker


« Reply #280 on: October 04, 2019, 06:24:21 am »

Use "Toxi-Wash" to make your whites whiter!
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Cora Courcelle
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« Reply #281 on: October 04, 2019, 02:34:53 pm »

You may glow in the dark
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RT Livingstone
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malarkey!


« Reply #282 on: October 04, 2019, 08:34:40 pm »

your skin may discharge electrical arcs
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Synistor 303
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Australia Australia


Zenyna Ironbracker


« Reply #283 on: October 06, 2019, 02:07:23 am »

...And your washing will come back to bite-yer!

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We're swinging into spring here down-under
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Cora Courcelle
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« Reply #284 on: October 06, 2019, 02:23:25 pm »

Whereas here it is damp, and no wonder
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Will Howard
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« Reply #285 on: October 10, 2019, 11:32:40 pm »

With your seasons all topsy-turvy,
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Synistor 303
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Australia Australia


Zenyna Ironbracker


« Reply #286 on: October 11, 2019, 12:18:48 am »

Because the universe's so curvy
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Fairley B. Strange
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
Australia Australia


Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


WWW
« Reply #287 on: October 11, 2019, 11:49:02 am »

And everything we do is a blunder.

~ ~ ~ ~

That might be a tad pessimistic, but...
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walking stick
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« Reply #288 on: October 15, 2019, 06:03:24 pm »

We are currently stuck in a rut
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Will Howard
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« Reply #289 on: October 17, 2019, 05:40:16 pm »

From this rut we must flee,
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Synistor 303
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Australia Australia


Zenyna Ironbracker


« Reply #290 on: October 18, 2019, 08:34:39 am »

But first I'll drink tea!
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Fairley B. Strange
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
Australia Australia


Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


WWW
« Reply #291 on: October 18, 2019, 11:33:17 am »

With perhaps a crisp gingernut?

= = = = = =

Is that a biscuit or a cookie?
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Synistor 303
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Australia Australia


Zenyna Ironbracker


« Reply #292 on: October 18, 2019, 01:05:47 pm »

Or perhaps it’s a chicken or chookie
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Cora Courcelle
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« Reply #293 on: October 18, 2019, 03:46:44 pm »

Or a person who's hair
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walking stick
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« Reply #294 on: October 21, 2019, 03:25:11 am »

Is a colour so rare
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Synistor 303
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Australia Australia


Zenyna Ironbracker


« Reply #295 on: October 21, 2019, 07:23:54 am »

You can tell their hairdresser's a rookie.

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Discussing the weather is wearing
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Fairley B. Strange
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
Australia Australia


Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


WWW
« Reply #296 on: October 21, 2019, 10:16:02 am »

It sets my nostrils a'flarin',
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Will Howard
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« Reply #297 on: October 23, 2019, 11:40:39 pm »

But our talk has no effect,
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Fairley B. Strange
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
Australia Australia


Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


WWW
« Reply #298 on: October 24, 2019, 04:52:36 am »

And my Storm-makerTM has a defect,
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Will Howard
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United States United States



« Reply #299 on: October 24, 2019, 10:59:53 pm »

So whatever comes we'll be bearin'.
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Here in Texas, a cold front is due,
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