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Apiary Agitator
« on: March 16, 2018, 10:03:12 pm »
A new firearm from Lunchwaiste and Sons, utilizing the power of nature to deliver a painful rebuke to your adversaries. Simply set the appropriate level of Apiary Indignation using the dial, the point the muzzle toward your target to deliver a barrage of angry buzzing insects directly at your foe. After the battle's climax, and surviving bees can return through the hex-baffle on the side, ready to aid you in your next hour of need.

Additionally, in times of peace, your ammunition will provide a steady supply of sweet and healthy honey to brighten your morning tea!

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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2018, 12:14:33 am »
A new firearm from Lunchwaiste and Sons, utilizing the power of nature to deliver a painful rebuke to your adversaries. Simply set the appropriate level of Apiary Indignation using the dial, the point the muzzle toward your target to deliver a barrage of angry buzzing insects directly at your foe. After the battle's climax, and surviving bees can return through the hex-baffle on the side, ready to aid you in your next hour of need.

Additionally, in times of peace, your ammunition will provide a steady supply of sweet and healthy honey to brighten your morning tea!


That is truly genius. Certainly gives a new meaning to the term "smart bullet." The projectiles are capable of following the enemy around walls and over trenches!

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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2018, 05:39:11 pm »
A new firearm from Lunchwaiste and Sons, utilizing the power of nature to deliver a painful rebuke to your adversaries. Simply set the appropriate level of Apiary Indignation using the dial, the point the muzzle toward your target to deliver a barrage of angry buzzing insects directly at your foe. After the battle's climax, and surviving bees can return through the hex-baffle on the side, ready to aid you in your next hour of need.

Additionally, in times of peace, your ammunition will provide a steady supply of sweet and healthy honey to brighten your morning tea!


So this is the reason for the declining numbers of bees around the world!
You have to tread a fine line between avant-garde surrealism and getting yourself sectioned...

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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2018, 05:55:48 am »
Oh, that is so funny - I LOVE it!


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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2018, 02:17:25 pm »
Hi,
I had to register because of your steam art. Have to say that your work is excellent!
Please continue, thanks :-)

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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2018, 12:03:42 am »
Bee-utiful work, sir!

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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2018, 02:39:31 am »
There was a superhero character that used bees as a weapon.
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Richard_Raleigh_(Quality_Universe)

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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2018, 03:25:19 am »
It reminds me of "The Martian Chronicles", where the Martian weapons fired golden bees.  Before firing, the gun made the buzzing sound of angry bees.

There was also a movie a few years back about an amateur crime figther who used small jars of bees, or wasps as a weapon.  He would shake the jar to anger the bees/wasps, then throw the jar at the feet of his target to break the jar.  This would cause the bees/wasps to go after the person.

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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2018, 04:21:52 pm »
brilliant and super creative, I love it! well, as long as you don't fire in my general direction
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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2018, 05:28:44 pm »
Yes, you'd have to bee jolly careful with it.

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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2018, 05:47:40 pm »
I'm loving the creativity and playfullness of the Lunchwaiste and Sons armoury; please keep them coming!

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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2018, 08:02:30 pm »
Can you load hornets too?

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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2018, 01:35:32 pm »
Can you load hornets too?

they would be the more dangerous. Especially if those Japanese giant ones

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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2018, 02:40:34 am »
Drones are already in military use...
Just sayin'.

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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2018, 01:12:26 pm »
Drones are already in military use...
Just sayin'.

but can drones make honey

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Re: Apiary Agitator
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2018, 01:30:58 pm »
Drones are already in military use...
Just sayin'.

but can drones make honey

That rifle doesn't look like it was designed to make honey.