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Author Topic: Apiary Agitator  (Read 2578 times)
Ephriam Lunchwaiste
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« on: March 16, 2018, 11:03:12 pm »

A new firearm from Lunchwaiste and Sons, utilizing the power of nature to deliver a painful rebuke to your adversaries. Simply set the appropriate level of Apiary Indignation using the dial, the point the muzzle toward your target to deliver a barrage of angry buzzing insects directly at your foe. After the battle's climax, and surviving bees can return through the hex-baffle on the side, ready to aid you in your next hour of need.

Additionally, in times of peace, your ammunition will provide a steady supply of sweet and healthy honey to brighten your morning tea!
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J. Wilhelm
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2018, 01:14:33 am »

A new firearm from Lunchwaiste and Sons, utilizing the power of nature to deliver a painful rebuke to your adversaries. Simply set the appropriate level of Apiary Indignation using the dial, the point the muzzle toward your target to deliver a barrage of angry buzzing insects directly at your foe. After the battle's climax, and surviving bees can return through the hex-baffle on the side, ready to aid you in your next hour of need.

Additionally, in times of peace, your ammunition will provide a steady supply of sweet and healthy honey to brighten your morning tea!


That is truly genius. Certainly gives a new meaning to the term "smart bullet." The projectiles are capable of following the enemy around walls and over trenches!
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Cora Courcelle
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2018, 06:39:11 pm »

A new firearm from Lunchwaiste and Sons, utilizing the power of nature to deliver a painful rebuke to your adversaries. Simply set the appropriate level of Apiary Indignation using the dial, the point the muzzle toward your target to deliver a barrage of angry buzzing insects directly at your foe. After the battle's climax, and surviving bees can return through the hex-baffle on the side, ready to aid you in your next hour of need.

Additionally, in times of peace, your ammunition will provide a steady supply of sweet and healthy honey to brighten your morning tea!


So this is the reason for the declining numbers of bees around the world!
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Synistor 303
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2018, 06:55:48 am »

Oh, that is so funny - I LOVE it!

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TYoung
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2018, 03:17:25 pm »

Hi,
I had to register because of your steam art. Have to say that your work is excellent!
Please continue, thanks :-)
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Banfili
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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2018, 01:03:42 am »

Bee-utiful work, sir!
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RJBowman
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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2018, 03:39:31 am »

There was a superhero character that used bees as a weapon.
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Richard_Raleigh_(Quality_Universe)
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Krel
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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2018, 04:25:19 am »

It reminds me of "The Martian Chronicles", where the Martian weapons fired golden bees.  Before firing, the gun made the buzzing sound of angry bees.

There was also a movie a few years back about an amateur crime figther who used small jars of bees, or wasps as a weapon.  He would shake the jar to anger the bees/wasps, then throw the jar at the feet of his target to break the jar.  This would cause the bees/wasps to go after the person.

David.
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Caledonian
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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2018, 05:21:52 pm »

brilliant and super creative, I love it! well, as long as you don't fire in my general direction
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Cora Courcelle
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2018, 06:28:44 pm »

Yes, you'd have to bee jolly careful with it.
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Miranda.T
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2018, 06:47:40 pm »

I'm loving the creativity and playfullness of the Lunchwaiste and Sons armoury; please keep them coming!

Yours,
Miranda.
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TYoung
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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2018, 09:02:30 pm »

Can you load hornets too?
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Steam Titan
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2018, 02:35:32 pm »

Can you load hornets too?

they would be the more dangerous. Especially if those Japanese giant ones
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Melrose
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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2018, 03:40:34 am »

Drones are already in military use...
Just sayin'.
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Caledonian
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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2018, 02:12:26 pm »

Drones are already in military use...
Just sayin'.

but can drones make honey
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RJBowman
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« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2018, 02:30:58 pm »

Drones are already in military use...
Just sayin'.

but can drones make honey

That rifle doesn't look like it was designed to make honey.
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