Ephriam Lunchwaiste
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A new firearm from Lunchwaiste and Sons, utilizing the power of nature to deliver a painful rebuke to your adversaries. Simply set the appropriate level of Apiary Indignation using the dial, the point the muzzle toward your target to deliver a barrage of angry buzzing insects directly at your foe. After the battle's climax, and surviving bees can return through the hex-baffle on the side, ready to aid you in your next hour of need. Additionally, in times of peace, your ammunition will provide a steady supply of sweet and healthy honey to brighten your morning tea!  |
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J. Wilhelm
╬ Admiral und Luftschiffengel ╬
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United States
Sentisne fortunatum punkus? Veni. Diem meum comple
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2018, 01:14:33 am » |
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A new firearm from Lunchwaiste and Sons, utilizing the power of nature to deliver a painful rebuke to your adversaries. Simply set the appropriate level of Apiary Indignation using the dial, the point the muzzle toward your target to deliver a barrage of angry buzzing insects directly at your foe. After the battle's climax, and surviving bees can return through the hex-baffle on the side, ready to aid you in your next hour of need. Additionally, in times of peace, your ammunition will provide a steady supply of sweet and healthy honey to brighten your morning tea! That is truly genius. Certainly gives a new meaning to the term "smart bullet." The projectiles are capable of following the enemy around walls and over trenches! |
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Cora Courcelle
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2018, 06:39:11 pm » |
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A new firearm from Lunchwaiste and Sons, utilizing the power of nature to deliver a painful rebuke to your adversaries. Simply set the appropriate level of Apiary Indignation using the dial, the point the muzzle toward your target to deliver a barrage of angry buzzing insects directly at your foe. After the battle's climax, and surviving bees can return through the hex-baffle on the side, ready to aid you in your next hour of need. Additionally, in times of peace, your ammunition will provide a steady supply of sweet and healthy honey to brighten your morning tea! So this is the reason for the declining numbers of bees around the world! |
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You have to tread a fine line between avant-garde surrealism and getting yourself sectioned...
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Synistor 303
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Zenyna Ironbracker
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2018, 06:55:48 am » |
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Oh, that is so funny - I LOVE it!
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TYoung
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2018, 03:17:25 pm » |
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Hi,
I had to register because of your steam art. Have to say that your work is excellent!
Please continue, thanks :-)
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Banfili
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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2018, 01:03:42 am » |
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Bee-utiful work, sir!
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Krel
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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2018, 04:25:19 am » |
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It reminds me of "The Martian Chronicles", where the Martian weapons fired golden bees. Before firing, the gun made the buzzing sound of angry bees.
There was also a movie a few years back about an amateur crime figther who used small jars of bees, or wasps as a weapon. He would shake the jar to anger the bees/wasps, then throw the jar at the feet of his target to break the jar. This would cause the bees/wasps to go after the person.
David.
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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2018, 05:21:52 pm » |
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brilliant and super creative, I love it! well, as long as you don't fire in my general direction
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I actually know basic clockmaking now!
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Cora Courcelle
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2018, 06:28:44 pm » |
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Yes, you'd have to bee jolly careful with it.
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Miranda.T
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2018, 06:47:40 pm » |
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I'm loving the creativity and playfullness of the Lunchwaiste and Sons armoury; please keep them coming!
Yours,
Miranda.
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TYoung
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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2018, 09:02:30 pm » |
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Can you load hornets too?
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Steam Titan
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2018, 02:35:32 pm » |
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Can you load hornets too?
they would be the more dangerous. Especially if those Japanese giant ones |
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Melrose
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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2018, 03:40:34 am » |
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Drones are already in military use...
Just sayin'.
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Caledonian
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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2018, 02:12:26 pm » |
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Drones are already in military use...
Just sayin'.
but can drones make honey |
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RJBowman
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« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2018, 02:30:58 pm » |
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Drones are already in military use...
Just sayin'.
but can drones make honeyThat rifle doesn't look like it was designed to make honey. |
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