Author Topic: Mark 1 Enfettering Musket  (Read 2657 times)

Ephriam Lunchwaiste

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Mark 1 Enfettering Musket
« on: March 12, 2018, 03:27:32 am »
From the laboratories of Lunchwaiste and Sons comes the new vanguard in non-lethal weaponry, the Mark 1 Enfettering Musket. Designed to aid the work of Night Watchmen, Bounty Hunters, Truant Officers and Military Recruiters, the Enfettering Musket propels a self-tightening lariat at high speed towards your quarry, quickly and efficiently snaring them in a harmless yet unquestionably secure fashion. Once ensnared, you may use the side-mounted hand crank to return your quarry to your side, no doubt chastened and reflecting on the folly of their attempt to flee.

Hez

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Re: Mark 1 Enfettering Musket
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2018, 12:35:40 am »
Lovely, and a brilliantly written advertisement for it.

Cora Courcelle

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Re: Mark 1 Enfettering Musket
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2018, 12:48:11 pm »
Designed to aid the work of Night Watchmen, Bounty Hunters, Truant Officers and Military Recruiters,

... and certain Ladies of the Night? .....
You have to tread a fine line between avant-garde surrealism and getting yourself sectioned...