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Author Topic: The Dread Impellor of Purloined Dentition  (Read 2089 times)
Ephriam Lunchwaiste
Deck Hand
United States United States

« on: March 12, 2018, 04:13:28 am »

From the armories of Lunchwaiste and Sons, we proudly present the Dread Impellor pf Purloined Dentition, a firearm guaranteed to even the score on any battlefield. Using refined and compressed Aether, this weapon fires discarded teeth at incredible velocities with great accuracy, certain to fell any adversary at ranges once deemed impractical. Further, as your fellows around you fall in battle, each offers a ready supply of as many as 32 new projectiles. And should you find yourself in dire straits, your own supply of pearly whites (and the provided tooth-pliers) ensure you'll always have a few arrows in your quiver!

Zeppelin Captain
Canada Canada

aka Miss Primrose C Leigh

« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2018, 01:19:31 am »

von Corax
Squire of the Lambda Calculus
Canada Canada

Prof. Darwin Prætorius von Corax

« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2018, 03:16:36 am »

It would really bite to be on the wrong end of that!

By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
By the Beans of Life do my thoughts acquire speed
My hands acquire a shaking
The shaking becomes a warning
By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
The Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics is 5838 km from Reading
Cora Courcelle
Snr. Officer
England England

« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2018, 01:45:27 pm »

I have just come home from a visit to the dentist .....

You have to tread a fine line between avant-garde surrealism and getting yourself sectioned...
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