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« Reply #850 on: September 05, 2020, 03:02:55 am » |
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12 days! .... But I'm not counting, nooo, not me! I can't go as far as the hour, but somewhere around 12.30pm might be close! The device itself takes about 20 minutes to dismantle, and a few more minutes for the pins to be removed. Whack on some betadine, steri-strips, and a bandage, and all done!!
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« Reply #851 on: September 05, 2020, 10:03:04 am » |
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Approval to remove my metal succubus.....
Ahhhh ... My Good Banfili - I am quite certain you know how that sounds when said out loud.... SNIP Sometimes I wonder about these new age cures... Attaching demons to people's legs... Some new kind of fad? I can understand leeches, but demons? Succubi no less! And metal too! Just imagine all the noise from her band mates at night. I've had my roommates drink and play all night at our house. And on top of that the succubus will extract your "life essence" at night! Goodness! Might be fun at first, but not a wink of sleep. And there's no telling how you'll look at the end of the process. No thank you! |
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« Reply #852 on: September 05, 2020, 10:07:24 am » |
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12 days! .... But I'm not counting, nooo, not me! I can't go as far as the hour, but somewhere around 12.30pm might be close! The device itself takes about 20 minutes to dismantle, and a few more minutes for the pins to be removed. Whack on some betadine, steri-strips, and a bandage, and all done!!
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« Reply #853 on: September 05, 2020, 10:15:14 am » |
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12 days! .... But I'm not counting, nooo, not me! I can't go as far as the hour, but somewhere around 12.30pm might be close! The device itself takes about 20 minutes to dismantle, and a few more minutes for the pins to be removed. Whack on some betadine, steri-strips, and a bandage, and all done!!
You might want to bring a wrench set, and an acetylene torch if it becomes difficult to remove the shackles off the demoness. They say spraying a small amount of holy water or anointing oil makes removal a bit easier. That would be WD 40 then?  |
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« Reply #854 on: September 05, 2020, 10:20:56 am » |
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12 days! .... But I'm not counting, nooo, not me! I can't go as far as the hour, but somewhere around 12.30pm might be close! The device itself takes about 20 minutes to dismantle, and a few more minutes for the pins to be removed. Whack on some betadine, steri-strips, and a bandage, and all done!!
You might want to bring a wrench set, and an acetylene torch if it becomes difficult to remove the shackles off the demoness. They say spraying a small amount of holy water or anointing oil makes removal a bit easier. That would be WD 40 then? Yes, there's a Vatican version in spray can. For convenience, you know? |
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« Reply #855 on: September 05, 2020, 10:36:21 am » |
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12 days! .... But I'm not counting, nooo, not me! I can't go as far as the hour, but somewhere around 12.30pm might be close! The device itself takes about 20 minutes to dismantle, and a few more minutes for the pins to be removed. Whack on some betadine, steri-strips, and a bandage, and all done!!
You might want to bring a wrench set, and an acetylene torch if it becomes difficult to remove the shackles off the demoness. They say spraying a small amount of holy water or anointing oil makes removal a bit easier. That would be WD 40 then? Yes, there's a Vatican version in spray can. For convenience, you know? . |
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« Reply #856 on: September 05, 2020, 04:02:15 pm » |
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12 days! .... But I'm not counting, nooo, not me! I can't go as far as the hour, but somewhere around 12.30pm might be close! The device itself takes about 20 minutes to dismantle, and a few more minutes for the pins to be removed. Whack on some betadine, steri-strips, and a bandage, and all done!!
You might want to bring a wrench set, and an acetylene torch if it becomes difficult to remove the shackles off the demoness. They say spraying a small amount of holy water or anointing oil makes removal a bit easier. That would be WD 40 then? Yes, there's a Vatican version in spray can. For convenience, you know? The Pope endorsed , new and improved WD 40 now available in a Vati Can. You do the spraying , we do the praying . Disclaimer..... Like many of our clergy, not guaranteed child safe. |
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« Reply #857 on: September 06, 2020, 01:52:05 am » |
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Neighbour had their tree cut down the other day, and my yard was still full of sawdust despite lots of sweeping. I have a lot of cheap AstroTurf type fake grass and it was just holding onto the wood chips and sawdust, and it was being trailed into the house every time I go out there. So I got the cordless Dyson and proceeded to vacuum the grass matting like a carpet. Worked way better than I expected, cleaned the whole yard in 20 minutes. Sometimes the crazy ideas are not so stupid... |
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Born of flesh and blood,
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I have no use for pain or fear.
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My strength is my knowledge.
My weapons are my skills.
Information is the blood of my body.
I am part of the greater network.
I am host to the vast data of server.
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« Reply #858 on: September 06, 2020, 05:44:49 am » |
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Neighbour had their tree cut down the other day, and my yard was still full of sawdust despite lots of sweeping. I have a lot of cheap AstroTurf type fake grass and it was just holding onto the wood chips and sawdust, and it was being trailed into the house every time I go out there. So I got the cordless Dyson and proceeded to vacuum the grass matting like a carpet. Worked way better than I expected, cleaned the whole yard in 20 minutes. Sometimes the crazy ideas are not so stupid... Vacuuming was the first idea that occurred to me… |
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« Reply #859 on: September 06, 2020, 08:04:10 am » |
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We have artificial grass around our pool. For the last 6 months I have had to weed it. Go figure.
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« Reply #860 on: September 06, 2020, 09:15:16 am » |
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We have artificial grass around our pool. For the last 6 months I have had to weed it. Go figure.
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« Reply #861 on: September 06, 2020, 09:47:32 am » |
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Alas no. They are grass and clover and things growing from the sand and soil in the artifical grass.
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« Reply #862 on: September 06, 2020, 08:15:19 pm » |
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I've just (slightly mis-)read Sorontar's text under his picture. I though it said "All ideas have wings" to which my brain instantly added "... but only some of them crap on you." I hope I'm not the only one for whom this is true. |
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« Reply #863 on: September 07, 2020, 05:43:00 am » |
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It is intended to expand on the "take an idea and give it wings" approach, meaning no imagination should be limited, all should be treated as possibilities ... and I like birds of prey (hence my name).
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« Reply #864 on: September 07, 2020, 07:25:07 am » |
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We have artificial grass around our pool. For the last 6 months I have had to weed it. Go figure.
Ah My Dear Sorontar - were they Artificial Weeds? yhs prf mvl Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? I can't imagine why anyone would want artificial weeds, but I imagine the future will bring just that. |
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« Reply #866 on: September 07, 2020, 02:01:00 pm » |
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12 days! .... But I'm not counting, nooo, not me! I can't go as far as the hour, but somewhere around 12.30pm might be close! The device itself takes about 20 minutes to dismantle, and a few more minutes for the pins to be removed. Whack on some betadine, steri-strips, and a bandage, and all done!!
You might want to bring a wrench set, and an acetylene torch if it becomes difficult to remove the shackles off the demoness. They say spraying a small amount of holy water or anointing oil makes removal a bit easier. That would be WD 40 then? Yes, there's a Vatican version in spray can. For convenience, you know? The Pope endorsed , new and improved WD 40 now available in a Vati Can. You do the spraying , we do the praying . Disclaimer..... Like many of our clergy, not guaranteed child safe.*Catches small letter disclaimer and pulls monocle * Mr. Seveneves, just a word with you. Reminding you to keep politics/religious matters in check. Even though we talking about demons, present-day clergy scandals do overlap with politics, and already I'm hearing about it! |
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« Reply #867 on: September 07, 2020, 05:10:27 pm » |
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*Catches small letter disclaimer and pulls monocle *
Mr. Seveneves, just a word with you. Reminding you to keep politics/religious matters in check. Even though we talking about demons, present-day clergy scandals do overlap with politics, and already I'm hearing about it!
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« Reply #868 on: September 07, 2020, 07:52:22 pm » |
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I have not been on BG for way too long.
I am glad to be back
And also happy to return to university soon!
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I actually know basic clockmaking now!
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« Reply #869 on: September 07, 2020, 08:32:21 pm » |
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I have not been on BG for way too long.
I am glad to be back
And also happy to return to university soon!
Lovely to see you! Welcome back. |
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« Reply #870 on: September 07, 2020, 10:17:43 pm » |
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I have not been on BG for way too long.
I am glad to be back
And also happy to return to university soon!
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« Reply #871 on: September 08, 2020, 03:58:38 am » |
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And also happy to return to university soon!
Welcome back to BG. Not often that I hear students are enthusiastic to get back to uni! I am glad you are finding it beneficial. Sorontar |
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« Reply #872 on: September 08, 2020, 06:30:08 am » |
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And also happy to return to university soon!
Welcome back to BG. Not often that I hear students are enthusiastic to get back to uni! I am glad you are finding it beneficial. Sorontar I just really like my course, and I have a bunch of interesting electives I'm excited to start |
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« Reply #873 on: September 08, 2020, 11:43:08 am » |
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I have not been on BG for way too long.
I am glad to be back
And also happy to return to university soon!
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You have to tread a fine line between avant-garde surrealism and getting yourself sectioned...
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« Reply #874 on: September 09, 2020, 07:00:44 am » |
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Even COVID-19 won't stop one Aussie tradition - the ice-cream/gelati van. I am busy working at home in my study, when I hear this melody from about a block away. It sounds like it comes from a cheap electronic keyboard, and sure enough, it is an ice-cream van (not the traditional Greensleeves music they often use though). With the current restrictions, we aren't allowed to leave our driveway without masks, and even then, it is not really in the spirit of the restrictions to congregate around the van spending 5 minutes to pick a combination of flavours only to be told by our parents that we can only have one scoop, but I am sure many kids will get enjoyment from a pleasant element of "normality", even though it is only Spring.
No, I didn't get one myself.
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