Being in the pub and the conversation descends into a serious proposal to start a Gumby party and stand for political office as Gumby.
Donald Trump not crazy enough for you?
What, you mean he's actually serious?
I though he was doing as a massive joke at the expense of the American electorate. I mean who in their right mind would elect him?
Then again, It's been my firm belief for years that Donald Trump's entire existence was started by the Americans so as to play a joke on the rest of the world in retribution for our stereotyping of them (by creating the most boorish, jinoistic, rich idiot there could possibly be as a deliberate figure of mockery, yet who doesn't actually exist).