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« Reply #75 on: July 13, 2015, 06:07:09 am » |
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Pray, what is your assessment of the cordage of timber projected by a rodent of the genus Sciuridae, should said rodent be in a position to jettison timber in such a way?
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« Reply #76 on: July 13, 2015, 09:22:28 pm » |
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Quietude follows.
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No survivors were buried here.
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« Reply #77 on: July 13, 2015, 11:05:37 pm » |
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None of the living were committed to the embrace of mother earth on this site.
Drop dead gorgeous.
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« Reply #78 on: July 14, 2015, 02:07:08 am » |
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Fatally beautiful.
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An extremely satisfying combination of vegetables, herbs, shredded meat, & a dressing.
(Hint- the answer can be but one word.)
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« Reply #79 on: July 14, 2015, 02:13:32 am » |
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Lasagne!  ------------------------------------------------- My hovercraft is full of eels. |
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« Reply #80 on: July 14, 2015, 02:25:25 am » |
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The air levitation vehicle in my garage contains and inordinate number of morays.
Steampunk is dead.
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« Reply #81 on: July 14, 2015, 02:32:25 am » |
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of steampunk.
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« Reply #82 on: July 14, 2015, 04:45:39 am » |
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Lasagne! ------------------------------------------------- Actually, Colonel, the intended answer was "salad"... |
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« Reply #83 on: July 17, 2015, 03:17:41 am » |
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I believe this topic has stalled.
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« Reply #84 on: July 17, 2015, 08:47:21 am » |
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I take it on faith that the current discussion is at a standstill.
Crank it up and let's go.
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« Reply #85 on: July 17, 2015, 03:46:31 pm » |
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After inserting the starting handle into a receptive recess, you have to begin to revolve the starting handle in a jerking motion. You might have to do this more than few times until the engine is "switched on". (Hopefully you have remembered to place the vehicle into neutral &/or put the brakes on). Removing the aforementioned tool and replacing it in the place you previously removed it from. Then entering the horseless carriage you then have to slowly remove the pressure of the stopping pedal and/or pushing the lever from a neutral stance into a forward motion position. All you have too do now is pick a destination you wish to arrive at in a safe & comfortable state.
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« Reply #86 on: July 19, 2015, 11:05:02 pm » |
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Orienting oneself in a non-sinister direction, proceed heavenwards past two stellar bodies. Subsequently, continue in the same direction until your chronometer indicates the hour is between midnight and midday.
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« Reply #87 on: July 20, 2015, 12:15:21 am » |
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I, Inigo Montoya, shall kill you for fratricide. Ready?
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Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow.
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« Reply #88 on: July 20, 2015, 02:50:23 am » |
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The young domesticated specimen of Ovis aries under the care of Mary was possessed of a hairy covering of a paleness resembling the crystalline flakes of water precipitated from a wintry sky.
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« Reply #89 on: July 30, 2015, 06:55:49 pm » |
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The paterfamilias of the distinct pedigree of which yours truly is consanguinate is currently engaged in the business of domestic detritus extraction.
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« Reply #90 on: July 30, 2015, 07:46:48 pm » |
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From my chapeau a hare (not a hair) shall I pull.
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Have we any readers who take this exercise seriously?
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« Reply #91 on: July 31, 2015, 05:18:40 am » |
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Could it be, mayhap, that there are those amongst the fraternity of splendid Brass Goggle participants who appreciate the gravitas of the current enterprise?
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« Reply #92 on: July 31, 2015, 08:12:25 am » |
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If I processed time itself, there would be no need for me to carry a time keeper of any sorts.
My name is Dalzell, I am a Scottish blackface sheep in a kilt.
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I actually know basic clockmaking now!
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« Reply #93 on: August 02, 2015, 12:15:24 am » |
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To "Dalzell" do I answer. A Caledonian dark-visaged ovis aries be I, & I wear a pleated, wraparound plaid skirt.
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Call it a pen name, stage name, or alias, I do admit to answering to more than one name.
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« Reply #94 on: August 03, 2015, 01:59:04 am » |
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My pseudonyms are multiplicitous.
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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« Reply #95 on: August 03, 2015, 08:52:19 am » |
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The question of our existence is whether we reside in the factual or phantasmagorical continuum.
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« Reply #96 on: August 03, 2015, 09:55:04 pm » |
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I have been assaulted by rocks, dirt, & other matter descending uncontrollably from yon hillside.
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« Reply #97 on: August 03, 2015, 11:00:56 pm » |
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Obviously there exists a more suitable method of continuing this pursuit.
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« Reply #98 on: August 04, 2015, 01:36:38 am » |
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The people that you elected have sent me to assist you.
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He's a lumberjack & he's okay.
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« Reply #99 on: August 04, 2015, 01:45:33 am » |
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This gentleman is employed in the wood processing industry. He's a fine chap.
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