Fancy word game

[Hurricane Annie]

It should become difficult to create an excuse for ungentlemanly behavior.  (Behaviour in the British Isles, I believe...)

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Tonight is the Christmas Eve feast.

 It is Eve  of our Saviour' s nativity today and we will eat drink and be merry this night fall..


Never let a chance go by

[Cora Courcelle]

To neglect to avail oneself of any opportunity to use random factors to ones advantage would be a grievous mistake.

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Coughs and sneezes spread diseases.

[Deimos]

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Coughs and sneezes spread diseases.

To make light of a world-wide affliction (reaching even perhaps to the very knife edged sea cliffs of Antarctica)  by versifying, as it were, the means by which this pestilential scourge is disseminated, is not, as some would admonish, callous and, possibly, bordering on irresponsible, but rather serves to illustrate the disdain, nay, even the contempt with which we hold this most impertinent disruption of our temporal existence which, alas, is already too few years, when compared to, say, the life span of tortoises.

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Would be looking forward to spring if I didn’t live in the desert.

[Sorontar]

I would be grateful of the benefit of the added vertical mobility of fully functioning hydraulic legs but alas the sand of the local desolate environment lessens the opportunity to correctly lubricate the mechanical limbs.

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I got the best jab in the business and I'm going to keep using it because it's feeding my family.

[Hurricane Annie]

I would be grateful of the benefit of the added vertical mobility of fully functioning hydraulic legs but alas the sand of the local desolate environment lessens the opportunity to correctly lubricate the mechanical limbs.
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I got the best jab in the business and I'm going to keep using it because it's feeding my family.

 I'm an enthusiastic pugilist possessed of a highly effective fist and intend to exploit my ability to pummel any jumped up comer that challenges my reputation . It will facilitate the provision of edible commodity for my dependent whanau members

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Beat about the bush

[Cora Courcelle]

Sado-masochism anybody?

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I love a good magician.

[walking stick]

I am enamoured of the skills shown by a talented prestidigitator.
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Come on baby light my fire.

[Synistor 303]

I wish to prevail upon the skills of an infant to assist with the ignition of my inferno.

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Prepare to repel boarders!

[Sorontar]

It is a necessity that you endeavour to design and implement sufficient mechanisms to prevent the intrusion and visitation of individuals who wish to reside within the relevant locations whilst paying what they believe to be sufficient monies to account for said presence and usage of the location.

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This craft is too big for this canal.

[Cora Courcelle]

It is ever a given that should a vehicle of magnitude great enough to make it impossible to fit athwart an important maritime cutting traverse this passageway, conditions will arise whereby said floating behemoth will indeed become embedded, causing chaos to merchants and employment for the owners of nearby small and powerful tenders.

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I'd rather have an easter egg than an easter bunny.