RT Livingstone
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« Reply #350 on: December 06, 2018, 03:45:57 pm » |
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I'll have a nice gruit elixir please. ***** drop the gun take the cannoli
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« Reply #351 on: December 06, 2018, 05:11:22 pm » |
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Discard the firearm & beat him with a wet noodle. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The penne is mightier than the Sword.
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"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."
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RT Livingstone
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« Reply #352 on: December 06, 2018, 07:59:38 pm » |
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Carbohydrates are more likely to kill you than a sharp stick ***** you can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor
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RT Livingstone
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« Reply #353 on: December 12, 2018, 08:00:23 pm » |
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Playing with myself again.
One must not inundate a fission chamber with an over abundance of H2O, or perhaps no amount of H2O is considered excessive in a fission chamber...hmmm.
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I feel pretty
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« Reply #354 on: December 13, 2018, 12:43:15 pm » |
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Shiny! ============================ You can't take the sky away from me
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Sorontar, Captain of 'The Aethereal Dancer' Advisor to HM Engineers on matters aethereal, aeronautic and cosmographic http://eyrie.sorontar.com
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RT Livingstone
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« Reply #355 on: December 13, 2018, 08:36:45 pm » |
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Any attempts to deny me access to the heavens will be fruitless. ***** It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
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« Reply #356 on: December 15, 2018, 12:35:08 pm » |
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I shall persist in rendering public announcements of the political viewpoints and policies of my peers and associates as they depend on such robust leadership. ====================== With great power comes great responsibility
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RT Livingstone
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« Reply #357 on: December 16, 2018, 07:32:54 pm » |
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Those who possess the most wattage, amperes, and voltage, bear a commensurate burden of wielding the same in a sane, reasonable, and beneficial manner.
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Where there is smoke, there is fire.
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« Reply #358 on: December 18, 2018, 03:17:13 am » |
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In order for a visible residue of burning matter to be produced there must be some sort of conflagration in the immediate vicinity. ================================================================================= Christmas food is a lot less festive when you have leftovers on Valentines day.
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« Reply #359 on: December 18, 2018, 08:38:00 am » |
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The victuals of Yuletide are severely diminished in levity upon them being apportioned on the Feast of Saint Valentine.
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
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RT Livingstone
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« Reply #360 on: December 18, 2018, 04:31:20 pm » |
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Let us adorn our vestibules with large tree branches of evergreen and red berries. Fa la la la la ***** Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.
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RT Livingstone
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« Reply #361 on: December 21, 2018, 09:59:08 pm » |
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You see old boy there was this caribou with a rather crimson proboscis, his snout actually sort of self-illuminated, in way, somewhat like a fire-fly or an electric eel. Marvelous creature. Good eating as well.
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
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« Reply #362 on: December 24, 2018, 11:43:39 pm » |
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While a number of my indiginous colleagues have achieved personal fulfilment and professional success in our community, they are often derided by their brethren for abandoning aspects of their traditional culture in so doing.
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Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.
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RT Livingstone
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« Reply #363 on: January 08, 2019, 12:18:15 am » |
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2.54 centimeters is apparently the measure of a man in this day an age.
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I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.
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« Reply #364 on: January 08, 2019, 12:58:35 am » |
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I am ready to eat at a Parisian restaurant or visit a butcher shop there...
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What is your favorite sauce for horse meat?
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RT Livingstone
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« Reply #365 on: January 08, 2019, 04:58:33 pm » |
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Among the divers accompaniments and condiments used in the preparation of the meat of the equestrian beast, which do you prefer?
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« Reply #366 on: January 09, 2019, 04:31:23 am » |
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With each moment, the excruciating torture within my skull intensifies, pounding as a bass drum, sounding like an unguis drawn across slate. ======================== Always look on the bright side of life.
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RT Livingstone
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« Reply #367 on: January 09, 2019, 07:12:17 pm » |
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no matter what horrific condition your existence, no matter your unbearable pain and suffering, no matter the very plight of mankind, no matter the unfathomable evil you encounter, remember, it could be worse
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No wonder little Johnny can't read.
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« Reply #368 on: January 13, 2019, 08:55:10 pm » |
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no matter what horrific condition your existence, no matter your unbearable pain and suffering, no matter the very plight of mankind, no matter the unfathomable evil you encounter, remember, it could be worse
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No wonder little Johnny can't read.
it will be to no surprise that young sir Jonathan has been found unable to process written word. --- trying to move to to Scotland is stressing me out
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I struggle and arise
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« Reply #369 on: January 13, 2019, 11:47:55 pm » |
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The decision between the alternate routes known colloquially as 'The High Road' and 'The Low Road' to traverse the distance between the current location and the Hibernian realm is often the cause of consternation in the traveller.
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Hadrian built a wall.
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« Reply #370 on: January 15, 2019, 03:44:04 am » |
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In the far distant northern limit of Britannia, one Publius Aelius Hadrianus, did instruct some of his many minions to construct a stone defence. He then named it after himself.
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RT Livingstone
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« Reply #371 on: January 15, 2019, 04:01:20 pm » |
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A delightful, delectable, and nutritious canned substance, adored the world over, suitable for breakfast, lunch, dinner, or snack....times four. ***** Don't count your chickens before they've hatched.
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« Reply #372 on: January 15, 2019, 07:02:37 pm » |
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If you have boiled your eggs, you'll have no chicks... +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= The egg came before the chicken, if the truth is to be told.
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« Reply #373 on: January 16, 2019, 12:30:46 am » |
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And so the prolate spheroid was displayed to her Justice, Dame Gallus II, in order to demonstrate with the evidential certainty the circumstances in question. =================== Whereever there is danger, he'll be there.
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RT Livingstone
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« Reply #374 on: January 17, 2019, 11:02:15 pm » |
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Should there be peril of any kind or magnitude, the being indicated by the male pronoun, shall be in existence somewhere, and we shall infer that he will be in close proximity to said peril.
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Are you feeling randy baby?
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