Fancy word game

[RT Livingstone]

The man requested I iterate no more on the topic, so I ceded to his wish. I did not articulate on the subject a trio of instances, if not a quartet, crooned lucidly about the identical naught over our hearty midday repast, and entertained my fellow suppers with an ornate reminiscence regarding my capacity to utter nil on the issue prior to a long period after our post-meal sweet was consumed.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I've been happy and then, when I'm old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.

[Captain Steele Tear]

Some people display their treasured items for all to see, some use them as decoration for their homes; I put mine in holes in the ground.

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Pandas eat bamboo. Koalas eat eucalyptus. I like apples.

[Fairley B. Strange]

A wombat eats roots and leaves. Which causes no end of confusion in the correct use of commas as punctuation when vernacular or idiomatic terms are open to misinterpretation in differing cultures.

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A double-entendre really only has one meaning.

[RT Livingstone]

A lie from me is as good as gospel from any other man.

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I've been to the mountain...it's just a big hill.

[Hurricane Annie]

Making a mountain out of a mole hill

 I proceeded to  elevate my lower  limbs,  much strained from perambulation.

[RT Livingstone]

The person that is me, commenced the erection of the under-extremities belonging to myself, scads exhausted by peregrination.

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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there's no room for the present at all.

[Sorontar]

It's astounding. Time is fleeting; madness takes control.

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You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means

[Captain Steele Tear]

I'm concerned with your ability to use your chosen language as you seem to anchor most of your communication to one single word.

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I hired you to help me start a war.... it's a prestigious line of business.

[RT Livingstone]

You are employed to commence hostilities, a venerable strain of commerce.
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He had no strength for any war other than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.

[Fairley B. Strange]

We are fated to battle the lifeless undead, the foul soul-less ones who would seek to drain every drop of life from your body, the faceless horrors that lurk unsleeping in places where the rules of nature are perverted into incomprehensible realms that would drive the strongest minds to gibbering insanity to merely gaze upon them... oh, and also sometimes those who aren't in our bureaucracy.

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Don't worry, be happy.

[RT Livingstone]

Anguish not, rejoice.

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I feel worse than old, I feel positively middle-aged.

[Corroded Alloy]

The mediocrity of the half way mark of this mortal existence is surely more objectionable than will be the decrepitude of the latter part.

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It can sometimes be horrifying what people are willing to do to protect what is most dear to them.

[RT Livingstone]

The atrocities humans will perpetrate in preservation of their treasures is occasionally terrifying.

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I believe that memories are the only real treasure any human can hope to hold always

[walking stick]

The riches of recollection are the most valuable of all the things humanity can hold throughout existence.
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I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.

[Corroded Alloy]

So affronted am I by the construct of your countenance, that I will employ all means necessary to obliterate same from my memory.

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Some things once seen, can never be forgoten.

[RT Livingstone]

There are spectacles, once regarded, for which obliterating from memory, is nigh impossible.
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These memories are the memorials and pledges of the vital hours of a lifetime.

[Captain Steele Tear]

These thoughts past stand both as remembrance and promise of time spent living intentionally.

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I have traded the wind and the waves for the steam and the clouds. So fond of both, my sails still fly high softly kissing every cloud I see.

[RT Livingstone]

An exchange I have made, a full sail and cresting sea given, a combustion engine floating through the heavens received.
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Have a nice day!

[Captain Steele Tear]

Enjoy every moment as long as it is today.

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Stand aside my dear fellow; I have the key.

[RT Livingstone]

Yield to me me good man, I have the proper pitch to sing this song.

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Papa’s got a brand new bag; he’s gonna groove it the whole night long.

[Cora Courcelle]

It appears the midnight oil will be burnt while my esteemed male parent attempts to decorate the surface of his latest carrying implement with a pattern of inverted ridges.

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I could have danced all night.

[RT Livingstone]

The person that is myself had the ability to move rhythmically to music until the sun rose in the east.

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I have a new theory about the brontosaurus.

[RT Livingstone]

Yours truly possesses an unheard heretofore postulation regarding a certain genus of quadruped sauropod dinosaur.

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Excuse me sir, can you spare a dime for a cup of coffee?

[Cora Courcelle]

I am completely without funds.
I am also very confused, as evidenced by my request for coffee rather than tea.
HELP ME.

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Tea for two and two for tea,

[RT Livingstone]

We are complete introverts and antisocial sorts, so if a third person shows up, there will not be a beverage for them.

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.