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« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2015, 10:56:13 am » |
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Steampunk - should we be concerned about the cultural appropriation of our splendid lives by the hoi polloi?
Where there's muck there's brass.
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« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2015, 11:01:39 am » |
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where dark fertile soil containing decaying vegetable matter is present there must also be the artificially produced alloy of copper and zinc.
we reached a second page!
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"Crazy pseudo-scot living in a fantasy world"
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« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2015, 12:44:38 pm » |
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We have obtained the lofty distinction of spilling over onto more than one virtual sheet of paper, due to the sheer diversity of our creative ramblings.
Party on dude!
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« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2015, 01:06:49 pm » |
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Please continue to celebrate, kind sir.
It's bigger on the inside!
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« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2015, 03:43:34 pm » |
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I find your container to be most contrary! When viewed externally it is quite beje. Yet when witnessed internally it is startlingly cavernous!
It's a trap!
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« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2015, 05:02:20 pm » |
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Please be advised that this may be an attempt to snare the unwary.
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Evil individuals will attempt to take advantage of your inexperience.
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« Reply #31 on: July 02, 2015, 11:12:56 pm » |
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Your youthful naiveté may prove an irresistible temptation to nefarious persons.
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That was quite flowery to begin with.
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« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2015, 12:31:19 am » |
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The phrase you offered as a preliminary example blossomed into profuse prolixity.
When were the good old days?
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« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2015, 12:50:28 am » |
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Which period in the past was superior to that in which we reside?
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It's lunchtime; I'm off to the pub.
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« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2015, 09:34:57 am » |
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It is the period of day I usually enjoy my midday meal, therefore I am heading to a proper drinking establishment
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My English vocabulary is too small to do anything good in this game.
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« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2015, 10:18:34 am » |
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My hazy recollection of, coupled with my general ignorance regarding the modern vernacular. May indeed prove to be my downfall in relation to this particular parlour game.
If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man, You win some, lose some, all the same to me,
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« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2015, 11:36:17 pm » |
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I'll wager that the odds are in favor (favour) of us agreeing on this.
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you shot that thing? Well now you have to clean & cook it!
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« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2015, 11:45:28 pm » |
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Are you responsible for the demise of that object? In that case, you are now obliged to remove any undesirable matter from its corpse, following which you must employ the remainder in the preparation of some culinary delight. (Phew!)
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My mother said I never should play with the pixies in the wood.
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« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2015, 10:12:19 am » |
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My matriarchal figure warned me of the dangers and perils of engaging in childlike games with minutely small imaginary persons in the native bush parks and reserves
The houses on the hill side are made of ticky tacky
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« Reply #39 on: July 06, 2015, 10:45:04 am » |
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The dwellings above the valley are, as one, constructed out of what can only be described as unsuitable materials. Shoddy unreliable cheap and unsound. In short sir, they are nothing more than ticky tacky.
Why are we waiting.
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« Reply #40 on: July 06, 2015, 10:48:12 am » |
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Balls! You beat me to it! Damn you Walking stick! DAAAAAMMMNNNNN YYYYOOOOOUUUUU!  I would have said: Those conurbations nestling at that lofty elevation? Do my eyes deceive me, or are they all made out of some form of tenaciously viscous substance? By jove! Puce, Salmon, Cerulean and golden. Yet strangely, every single one has an unnerving similarity...... BUT instead: For what reason are we forced to endure this endless time biding? "You've done too much. Much too young. Now you're married with a kid. When you could be having fun with me." |
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« Reply #41 on: July 06, 2015, 11:48:34 am » |
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You have experienced a great deal of life's more adult responsibilities at far too early a stage. You are obviously too youthful to be burdened with adult responsibilities for quite some time. Unfortunately you are already bound in wedlock and the parent of a young infant at a time when it would be more appropriate to be sharing larks and jollifications with myself.
I would if I could but I can't.
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« Reply #42 on: July 06, 2015, 11:57:32 am » |
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I find myself a lord by desire, but a beggar by circumstance.
"I'll be back."
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« Reply #43 on: July 06, 2015, 12:01:44 pm » |
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When the time is there, I will make sure to return.
I just don't like to play golf
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« Reply #44 on: July 06, 2015, 12:11:02 pm » |
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I find myself in complete agreeance with James II, when he first encountered this disagreeable Scottish game.
For it is drawn out, pointless and mar's the simplicity of a good hike.
I can't get no satisfaction. I can't get no girlie action. And I've tried and I've tried, and I've tried. Yes I've tried.
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« Reply #45 on: July 06, 2015, 03:56:17 pm » |
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I am unable to obtain my most personal need for gratification. I am unable to obtain congress with any member of the fairer sex. I have made every effort to do so ad nauseam ad infinitum. Affirmatively I have made every possible effort.
You have a one track mind.
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« Reply #46 on: July 07, 2015, 12:23:22 am » |
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Your cognition follows routes Mr Brunel would find inadequate.
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« Reply #47 on: July 07, 2015, 05:52:20 am » |
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The Taniwha with a predilection for the hookah pipe and other psychedelia , has his habitual abode adjacent to the coastal shore line
Go ask Alice when she is six feet tall....
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« Reply #48 on: July 07, 2015, 03:56:09 pm » |
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(A variation on jefferson-airplane eh? kinky!)
I will be requesting conformation from Alice, but only when her "eat me" "drink me" ratio has evened out to around about 18 hands.
Don't pick it you'll make it bleed.
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« Reply #49 on: July 08, 2015, 12:14:46 am » |
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Pray, don't fuss; you will simply cause exsanguination.
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Can you tell me when the train will arrive at the station?
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