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« Reply #100 on: August 04, 2015, 09:57:31 am » |
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Perennial plants is what I work with. I will harvest the timber before I enjoy my midday meal.
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« Reply #101 on: August 05, 2015, 05:29:37 am » |
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Reports of the demise of the banjo have been greatly exaggerated.
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Is this a dagger I see before me?
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« Reply #102 on: August 05, 2015, 10:43:34 am » |
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I am questioning the classification of the weapon in my vision.
Be careful what you wish for, you might get it.
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« Reply #103 on: August 06, 2015, 01:12:48 am » |
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The likelihood of attaining that which you request of an apparently unresponsive universe may be greater than zero.
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This is a dead parrot.
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« Reply #104 on: August 06, 2015, 03:51:46 am » |
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This beaked bird with multihued feathers shall not speak for it is deceased.
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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
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« Reply #105 on: August 08, 2015, 05:36:50 am » |
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Precipitation on the Iberian peninsular tends to confine itself to the non-mountainous regions.
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We all live in a yellow submarine.
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« Reply #106 on: August 08, 2015, 06:17:21 am » |
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We are domiciled in an ocean going submersible vessel, which is decorated in a pigment of a yellow derivative.
Dogs don't eat bones these days
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« Reply #107 on: August 09, 2015, 02:06:11 am » |
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It has become apparent in this day and age that mineralized osseous tissue is no longer consumed by Canis lupus familiaris.
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Every good boy does fine.
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« Reply #108 on: August 09, 2015, 04:38:44 am » |
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All high quality early renditions of the masculine homo sapien have splendorous success.
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You can't take the sky from me.
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« Reply #109 on: August 09, 2015, 04:29:32 pm » |
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Villain! Thou art prohibited from removing from us the free and unfettered use of the atmosphere and all the vistas and destinations contained therein!
(Bonus: Nor may'st thou refuse the continuance of further adventures for our viewing pleasure!)
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Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
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« Reply #110 on: August 09, 2015, 05:18:37 pm » |
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Remove your odiferous digits from my person, you grubby hell bound primate.
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« Reply #111 on: August 09, 2015, 07:41:44 pm » |
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When confronted with the dilemma of recounting the event in a more permanent fashion either the confirmed details of the occurrence or the unconfirmable oral histories of same, I beseech you to cause an inked testimony to be impressed onto wood pulp of the mythology of the matter.
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Play it, Sam. You played it for her, you can play it for me.
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« Reply #112 on: August 09, 2015, 08:27:33 pm » |
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Samuel, please repeat your most recent performance. As you have done for her, please do for me.
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Sticks & stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
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« Reply #113 on: August 10, 2015, 12:55:40 am » |
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My skeletal matter may be affected by objects vegetable or mineral; however, I cannot be injured by verbalisms.
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Up there, in the sky ... it's a bird! It's a plane!!
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« Reply #114 on: August 10, 2015, 01:11:27 am » |
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What, ho! Cast thine eyes upon the lower atmosphere...'Tis an avian creature! Nor yet, 'tis a dirigible!
(Bonus: Non and non! 'Tis the fabled Übermensch!)
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Top o' the world, Ma!
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« Reply #115 on: August 10, 2015, 01:21:00 am » |
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Honoured maternal ancestor, I consign you to the polar regions.
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It's a long way to Tipperary.
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« Reply #116 on: August 10, 2015, 01:31:26 am » |
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Oy-vey! 52°28′26″N 8°09′43″W? That's a schlep.
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You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
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« Reply #117 on: August 20, 2015, 12:01:24 pm » |
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Have you madpersons gone bonkers? You made it explode! The devil may take you, may you rot in the darkest pits of the underworld.
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« Reply #118 on: August 20, 2015, 06:27:44 pm » |
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Either the grave, or the Victors' laurels await thee.
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Over the river & through the woods, to Grandmother's house we go!
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« Reply #119 on: August 20, 2015, 08:40:12 pm » |
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'Lo, 'tis upon us, and us alone, to undertake the treacherous journey 'cross the rapidly flowing watercourse, then travel the expanse of the dense forests, until we have reached the abode of our elder matriarch.
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You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.
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« Reply #120 on: August 20, 2015, 09:42:39 pm » |
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You do not qualify as Bellis Perennis You do not qualify as Bellis Perennis in any way. Impecunious inner being, the strings that made up the chords of your life had been wound too tight.
Any noise annoys an oyster.
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« Reply #121 on: August 20, 2015, 09:47:51 pm » |
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Sound is likely to disturb the bivalve molluscs.
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« Reply #122 on: August 20, 2015, 10:26:51 pm » |
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Curse the luck! 'Twas my dream to gaze upon the majesty of the Plesiosaurus dolichodeirus which doth reside 'neath the waves of the body of water which lies adjacent to Urquhart Castle.
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Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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« Reply #123 on: September 01, 2015, 01:32:44 am » |
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Your postulations in relation to the depths of my inhuman levels of debauchery barely scratch the surface or touch the total circumference of it's monumental reality.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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« Reply #124 on: September 01, 2015, 01:45:54 am » |
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If, perchance, a marmot of the species Marmota monax were capable of such an action as caber tossing, might I inquire into the precise weight and volume of Larix decidua said whistlepig would thus be capable of hurling any significant distance?
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