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« Reply #100 on: December 17, 2016, 06:42:04 pm » |
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I put the 'pro' in procrastination.
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« Reply #101 on: December 17, 2016, 08:38:54 pm » |
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Welcome.
You're just in time for the Grand Opening celebration.
Well, as soon as we get around to them...
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Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.
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« Reply #102 on: December 27, 2016, 08:08:55 pm » |
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Fun fact....well not too fun. I can't pronounce "procrastination"
Never thought to look up the proper english pronunciation. May do that sometime
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"Crazy pseudo-scot living in a fantasy world"
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« Reply #103 on: December 27, 2016, 10:41:54 pm » |
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So you're only an amateur crastinator?
Well, don't worry, we can help you with that, it'll just take a while to get a program started...
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« Reply #104 on: December 28, 2016, 08:42:02 am » |
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So you're only an amateur crastinator?
Well, don't worry, we can help you with that, it'll just take a while to get a program started...
Amateur? Aha! I Am A Professional! And I'll fill you in later! yhs prof..... |
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« Reply #105 on: December 28, 2016, 03:53:53 pm » |
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No need to hurry.
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« Reply #106 on: December 28, 2016, 10:41:09 pm » |
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I'm finally planning on going to join this guild. I'll fill out the application form soon. Probably...
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The best way to learn is by personal experience.
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« Reply #107 on: December 29, 2016, 05:54:21 am » |
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Get in quick for our 2016 membership fee discount...
...ummm, or was that our 2015 discount..?
I'll go check, just hold on a second...
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« Reply #108 on: December 31, 2016, 03:00:17 am » |
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Get in quick for our 2016 membership fee discount...
...ummm, or was that our 2015 discount..?
I'll go check, just hold on a second...
There is still the original form ( in triplicate) that the O.P. sent on December 28, 2014 to finish first .... yhs prof m |
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« Reply #109 on: December 31, 2016, 09:11:42 pm » |
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I put my form carefully to one side but I think the dog must have eaten it. I'll have to get another one at some point.
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Nothing beats a good hat.
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« Reply #110 on: January 01, 2017, 04:09:59 pm » |
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Happy 1952!
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« Reply #111 on: January 01, 2017, 07:59:04 pm » |
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It's 1952 already?
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« Reply #112 on: January 02, 2017, 08:34:20 am » |
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Happy 1952!
I Like Ike! maybe I'll get around to voting prf mvl |
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« Reply #113 on: January 02, 2017, 12:33:11 pm » |
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1952? I think I was born in that year! A good year, but not this year!
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« Reply #114 on: January 02, 2017, 07:03:40 pm » |
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Happy 1952!
It's...a few years before my birth...interesting |
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Sentisne fortunatum punkus? Veni. Diem meum comple
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« Reply #115 on: January 02, 2017, 10:20:09 pm » |
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WXYZ Channel One
Night Time News Report
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In other news, scientists have discovered that procrastination in humans leads to localised pockets of time warp...
[Video showing time-space graphics and a picture of Albert Einstein]
In the same vein these news have caused ripples in the high tech industry. Currently, scientists and engineers are speculating on applications taking advantage of this phenomenon, with leaders such as Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk predicting a great future for humanity, should this natural phenomenon be put to practical use.
[Video: Interview with Jeff Bezos laughing maniacally]
However, technology gurus are not sure exactly when or how that will happen, as scientists seem to postpone their work repeatedly. So far, during last year after the discovery, not a single scientist had met the deadlines for report submittal to scientific journals. Frustrated, scientific journal editors claim that scientists are just procrastinating too much and letting deadlines pass.
[Video of scientist daydreaming, staring at the ceiling and drooling on his desk]
The findings, however, have created great controversy. At least one scientist has warned the the experiments have actually led to an out of control time warp, and he claims to have found scientific evidence of ill effects among society.
[Video of wild eyed scientist ranting]
Groups opposed to the time warp, including religious groups, warn that this research could lead to widespread sloth among the population. In Rome, the Pope warned of massive disruption to society's morals.
[Video of Pope during mass]
All around the world, various groups including Anonymous have organised protests outside of research laboratories and government buildings. The protesters claim that the experiments are meant to control the population.
[Video of protesters in the street, outside parliament with their placards on the floor and texting on their phone and playing on their Nintendo consoles]
And this is all for Channel One Noon News. We may or may not have news tomorrow, depending on whether we can round up our reporters for work...
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