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Author Topic: Steam punk themed poker table  (Read 3738 times)
Clym Angus
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« Reply #50 on: August 12, 2014, 05:05:40 pm »

Re-listed with 500 smackers slashed off the price, yours for the one time (absolutely insane) bargain basement price of......

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Steam-punk-themed-8-man-poker-table-hand-made-one-off-Dining-table-Steampunk-/390906271241?

Ok you've asked for it my top 10 ways of making this product better..... I can do better than that! here are my top 13

1) fit the centre with a lazy susan
2) replace the top of the lazy susan with one of these (battery powered under reinforced glass. http://lightenergystudio.com/plasma/luminglas/luminglas.html
3) install 4 hexagonal pull out (lockable) under trays
4) install 4 recessed, glass covered computer monitors
5) install 4 networked macs/micro pcs (raspberry pi's) or the like (for gaming)
6) brass edging
7) Under table fold out brass clamps and arms for holding cards, drinks, scrabble bases, electric Hookah, Hors d'oeuvre etc
Cool Fold down foot rests on the main shaft of the table
9) Lockable industrial wheels
10) usb, power and 3.5mm phonojacks.
11) kick ass sound system
12) under desk mood lighting
13) small cog sets (in the redundant areas of the table) that are meshed and slowly turn.

THAT is a table, sirs!
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Hurricane Annie
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« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2014, 03:17:26 am »

Re-listed with 500 smackers slashed off the price, yours for the one time (absolutely insane) bargain basement price of......

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Steam-punk-themed-8-man-poker-table-hand-made-one-off-Dining-table-Steampunk-/390906271241?

Ok you've asked for it my top 10 ways of making this product better..... I can do better than that! here are my top 13

1) fit the centre with a lazy susan
2) replace the top of the lazy susan with one of these (battery powered under reinforced glass. http://lightenergystudio.com/plasma/luminglas/luminglas.html
3) install 4 hexagonal pull out (lockable) under trays
4) install 4 recessed, glass covered computer monitors
5) install 4 networked macs/micro pcs (raspberry pi's) or the like (for gaming)
6) brass edging
7) Under table fold out brass clamps and arms for holding cards, drinks, scrabble bases, electric Hookah, Hors d'oeuvre etc
Cool Fold down foot rests on the main shaft of the table
9) Lockable industrial wheels
10) usb, power and 3.5mm phonojacks.
11) kick ass sound system
12) under desk mood lighting
13) small cog sets (in the redundant areas of the table) that are meshed and slowly turn.

THAT is a table, sirs!


 or  just apply a lit match....
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bicyclebuilder
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« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2014, 07:45:04 am »

You forgot "reduce the price with 99%.
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