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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #250 on: March 31, 2014, 04:08:30 pm »
Mind bleach needed
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #251 on: March 31, 2014, 04:29:58 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #252 on: March 31, 2014, 04:37:43 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #253 on: March 31, 2014, 05:18:04 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #254 on: March 31, 2014, 05:41:58 pm »
Hello Doctor, what kept you?

Ha ha ha ! Slowly I'm bringing the great and the good down to my level. With the inescapable joy of a 3 word slapstick freak show.

Actually that's quite a good one:

=Slapstick Freak Show=

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #255 on: March 31, 2014, 06:31:53 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #256 on: March 31, 2014, 08:15:05 pm »
Cheese string bikini.

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #257 on: April 01, 2014, 12:57:54 am »
Fromage con queso

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #258 on: April 01, 2014, 07:28:52 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #259 on: April 01, 2014, 07:57:36 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #260 on: April 01, 2014, 09:49:29 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #261 on: April 01, 2014, 10:13:41 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #262 on: April 01, 2014, 10:18:11 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #263 on: April 01, 2014, 02:53:01 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #264 on: April 01, 2014, 03:27:47 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #265 on: April 01, 2014, 05:05:54 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #266 on: April 01, 2014, 08:48:20 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #267 on: April 01, 2014, 11:07:20 pm »
Loudly talkative idiots.
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #268 on: April 01, 2014, 11:59:51 pm »
Loudly talkative idiots.

You mean Congress?

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #269 on: April 02, 2014, 01:30:15 am »
Ok, I've got one, but it has 2 highly regarded Christians in it and it may offend so I'm not saying it even though it has gotten a snicker in the past.

I know, I know, why bother posting then by golly.
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #270 on: April 02, 2014, 11:40:52 am »
Well I can think of one or two faiths that take the act of taking offence to an art form. I tend to counter this with the following statement.

"I'm thinking of someone doing something. Some one certain groups hold in high regard.
It is profane, drawn out, inhuman and filthy. Can you guess who it is and what they're doing?"

Co-opt the faithful into the act of being offensive by turning their capacity for offence into offensive thought.




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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #271 on: April 02, 2014, 03:25:10 pm »
You mean Congress?
Shhh! The goose steppers will read you! Which brings up a second idea...

Legalized terror squads.

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #272 on: April 02, 2014, 03:45:59 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #273 on: April 02, 2014, 03:49:38 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #274 on: April 02, 2014, 03:57:20 pm »
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