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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2325 on: February 04, 2016, 07:08:26 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2326 on: February 04, 2016, 07:33:03 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2327 on: February 04, 2016, 10:31:23 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2328 on: February 04, 2016, 01:51:00 pm »
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2329 on: February 04, 2016, 03:54:52 pm »
I had decided that if I ever opened a pub it was going to be called:

Two Fingers Inn

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2330 on: February 05, 2016, 07:16:30 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2331 on: February 05, 2016, 07:33:54 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2332 on: February 05, 2016, 02:05:14 pm »
Proudly declared Lesbian.

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2333 on: February 05, 2016, 02:40:36 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2334 on: February 05, 2016, 04:50:53 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2335 on: February 05, 2016, 08:43:44 pm »
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I love your link grand master stick but couldn't you have found a group of comedians savvy in the broad joys of grammar and pluralism?
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2336 on: February 05, 2016, 08:54:39 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2337 on: February 06, 2016, 02:59:58 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2338 on: February 06, 2016, 05:06:27 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2339 on: February 06, 2016, 08:03:01 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2340 on: February 06, 2016, 10:05:26 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2341 on: February 06, 2016, 11:51:27 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2342 on: February 06, 2016, 12:27:00 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2343 on: February 07, 2016, 03:12:17 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2344 on: February 07, 2016, 03:35:31 am »
I had decided that if I ever opened a pub it was going to be called:

Two Fingers Inn



This enterprise should have the doors from the Old West saloon, because, as I said, they SWING BOTH WAYS.

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2345 on: February 07, 2016, 08:44:32 am »
For all the good ladies in the Lounge bar, I thought of naming it something Frenchified and classy like:

Les Bien bar

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2346 on: February 07, 2016, 09:23:40 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2347 on: February 07, 2016, 03:02:32 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2348 on: February 07, 2016, 03:33:18 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« Reply #2349 on: February 07, 2016, 03:35:22 pm »