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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #175 on: March 25, 2014, 05:46:18 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #176 on: March 26, 2014, 08:57:53 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #177 on: March 26, 2014, 11:53:13 am »
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Brilliant, horrific but brilliant. (she doesn't need a pimp and she's never gets ripped off).
I think you won that with the first 2 words to be honest. The hand job was just the cherry on the cake.

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #178 on: March 26, 2014, 12:24:58 pm »
Don't you mean:

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #179 on: March 26, 2014, 12:40:05 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #180 on: March 26, 2014, 12:48:47 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #181 on: March 26, 2014, 12:54:32 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #182 on: March 26, 2014, 03:22:30 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #183 on: March 26, 2014, 03:25:58 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #184 on: March 26, 2014, 03:31:28 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #185 on: March 26, 2014, 03:46:40 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #186 on: March 26, 2014, 03:59:56 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #187 on: March 26, 2014, 04:34:16 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #188 on: March 26, 2014, 04:52:19 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #189 on: March 26, 2014, 06:06:24 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #190 on: March 26, 2014, 06:12:59 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #191 on: March 26, 2014, 08:51:49 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #192 on: March 26, 2014, 09:37:44 pm »
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Heckler wins the internet!

Which makes my next three words:

Defeated am I.

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #193 on: March 26, 2014, 09:43:54 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #194 on: March 27, 2014, 05:54:02 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #195 on: March 27, 2014, 08:28:12 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #196 on: March 27, 2014, 08:37:55 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #197 on: March 27, 2014, 08:49:43 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #198 on: March 27, 2014, 08:52:07 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #199 on: March 27, 2014, 09:48:42 am »
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