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Clym Angus
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« on: February 28, 2014, 01:47:42 pm » |
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Today (and yesterday evening if I'm rooting out the core of my melancholy) have been less than spectacular. So I'm in need of some good old bawdy entertainment to lift the spirit! To this end I suggest a game! Simple word game the rules are simple:
Put together 3 words that, in the history of civilisation should NEVER EVER be neighbours. The more horrific and reason destroying the better. Feel free to be as vulgar as you like, just don't be dull.
I'll get the ball rolling:
=False leg croquet=
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« Last Edit: February 28, 2014, 11:35:53 pm by Clym Angus »
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Drew P
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2014, 01:59:57 pm » |
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Black communist nazis.
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Never ask 'Why?'
Always ask 'Why not!?'
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Clym Angus
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2014, 04:05:44 pm » |
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Excellent you see that's what I'm talking about, so much wrong it blisters the brains!
=Edward Scissorhands massage=
=Studded nut vice=
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Madasasteamfish
A clanger waiting to be dropped......
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2014, 04:22:41 pm » |
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Excellent you see that's what I'm talking about, so much wrong it blisters the brains!
=Edward Scissorhands massage=
=Studded nut vice=
*wince* ouch! =Eternity with Jedward= (kill me NOW!) |
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I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"
"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."
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walking stick
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2014, 05:17:47 pm » |
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Supercharged Braille Racecar
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Heckler
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2014, 05:49:57 pm » |
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*Blown out fanny*
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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
H.P. Lovecraft
"The Call of Cthulhu"
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Madasasteamfish
A clanger waiting to be dropped......
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2014, 05:59:41 pm » |
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Burning sandpaper jockstrap
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Clym Angus
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2014, 07:09:31 pm » |
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=insatiable octopus concubine=
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Capt. Dirigible
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Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2014, 07:41:43 pm » |
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Wolverine prostate examination
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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Clym Angus
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2014, 11:29:57 pm » |
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Righty ho then! if thats the cut of the fabric! I see we have wheeled out the big guns.
broadsides it is!
Val: =Golden arse nuggets=
Clym: =Penis door knob=
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Cain McFaydon
Gunner
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Mercenary Grenadier
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2014, 02:06:16 am » |
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Candied necrotic warts.
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Be thankful for life's little miracles. <3
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Madasasteamfish
A clanger waiting to be dropped......
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2014, 02:26:10 am » |
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Jalapeño hemorrhoid cream
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Cain McFaydon
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Mercenary Grenadier
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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2014, 03:26:26 am » |
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Vascular exploratory experimentation.
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Artorius
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Gentleman of Opportunity
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2014, 04:10:04 am » |
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McDonald's Breakfast Burrito
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The Right and Honorable Lord Mnkeeboy, Chief Jester to The King and Plotter of Evil Machiavellian Plots, Puller of Strings, Dastardly Abuser of Love, Hypnotizer of Truth and Whose True Power remains Hidden by a Position of Seeming Inconsequence.
Off-The-Grid
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Drew P
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2014, 04:54:45 am » |
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^lol,perfect!^
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MWBailey
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"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"
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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2014, 05:24:50 am » |
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questionable byproducts casserole
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...
""quid statis aspicientes in infernum"
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Drew P
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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2014, 02:59:38 pm » |
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I've been using b.c.n.(see 2nd post) for 20+ years now as my way of describing a f'ed-up situation. Hence my fairly quick reply.
Maybe a thread could be started about 'odd sayings'? I'd start, but I'm a little, er, busy right now.
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Maets
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Airship Builder
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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2014, 06:25:48 pm » |
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Genuine Victorian Nerf
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Drew P
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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2014, 10:52:16 pm » |
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...so what exactly do you mean by that statement, Colonel Zock?
I presume you are one and the same? Mr. Tick Tock?
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Alexis Voltaire
Rogue Ætherlord
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Shàlle We Dànce?
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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2014, 11:16:04 pm » |
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Back on thread...
Steampunk boy band.
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~-- Purveyour of Useless Facts, Strange Advice, Plots --~
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Cain McFaydon
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« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2014, 08:10:18 am » |
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Torking toddler strippers.
(also read as Toddlers and tiaras.)
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walking stick
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« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2014, 08:26:36 am » |
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Poundland Quality Firearms
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SeVeNeVeS
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« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2014, 01:32:08 pm » |
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Okay, enough is enough! Who's with me? Who thinks that NON Steampunk threads are nothing more than dried horse-toad dung? Come on people. Let's do something about this! Hit me up steamers.
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Will Howard
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« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2014, 05:01:06 pm » |
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Female elves adored.
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"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."
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Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
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Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2014, 08:07:06 pm » |
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Underwater Soot Juggling
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