Author Topic: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!] (Read 126727 times)

Clym Angus · « **on:** February 28, 2014, 12:47:42 pm »

Today (and yesterday evening if I'm rooting out the core of my melancholy) have been less than spectacular. So I'm in need of some good old bawdy entertainment to lift the spirit! To this end I suggest a game! Simple word game the rules are simple:

Put together 3 words that, in the history of civilisation should NEVER EVER be neighbours. The more horrific and reason destroying the better. Feel free to be as vulgar as you like, just don't be dull.

I'll get the ball rolling:

=False leg croquet=

Drew P · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2014, 12:59:57 pm »

Black communist nazis.

Clym Angus · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2014, 03:05:44 pm »

Excellent you see that's what I'm talking about, so much wrong it blisters the brains!

=Edward Scissorhands massage=

=Studded nut vice=

Madasasteamfish · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2014, 03:22:41 pm »

Quote from: Clym Angus on February 28, 2014, 03:05:44 pm

Excellent you see that's what I'm talking about, so much wrong it blisters the brains!

=Edward Scissorhands massage=

=Studded nut vice=

*wince* ouch!

=Eternity with Jedward= (kill me NOW!)

walking stick · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2014, 04:17:47 pm »

Supercharged Braille Racecar

Heckler · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2014, 04:49:57 pm »

*Blown out fanny*

Madasasteamfish · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2014, 04:59:41 pm »

Burning sandpaper jockstrap

Clym Angus · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2014, 06:09:31 pm »

=insatiable octopus concubine=

Capt. Dirigible · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2014, 06:41:43 pm »

Wolverine prostate examination

Clym Angus · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2014, 10:29:57 pm »

Righty ho then! if thats the cut of the fabric! I see we have wheeled out the big guns.
broadsides it is!

Val: =Golden arse nuggets=

Clym: =Penis door knob=

Cain McFaydon · « **Reply #10 on:** March 01, 2014, 01:06:16 am »

Candied necrotic warts.

Madasasteamfish · « **Reply #11 on:** March 01, 2014, 01:26:10 am »

Jalapeño hemorrhoid cream

Cain McFaydon · « **Reply #12 on:** March 01, 2014, 02:26:26 am »

Vascular exploratory experimentation.

Artorius · « **Reply #13 on:** March 01, 2014, 03:10:04 am »

McDonald's Breakfast Burrito

Drew P · « **Reply #14 on:** March 01, 2014, 03:54:45 am »

^lol,perfect!^

MWBailey · « **Reply #15 on:** March 01, 2014, 04:24:50 am »

questionable byproducts casserole

Drew P · « **Reply #16 on:** March 01, 2014, 01:59:38 pm »

I've been using b.c.n.(see 2nd post) for 20+ years now as my way of describing a f'ed-up situation. Hence my fairly quick reply.

Maybe a thread could be started about 'odd sayings'? I'd start, but I'm a little, er, busy right now.

Maets · « **Reply #17 on:** March 01, 2014, 05:25:48 pm »

Genuine Victorian Nerf

Drew P · « **Reply #18 on:** March 01, 2014, 09:52:16 pm »

...so what exactly do you mean by that statement, Colonel Zock?

I presume you are one and the same? Mr. Tick Tock?

Alexis Voltaire · « **Reply #19 on:** March 01, 2014, 10:16:04 pm »

Back on thread...

Steampunk boy band.

Cain McFaydon · « **Reply #20 on:** March 02, 2014, 07:10:18 am »

Torking toddler strippers.

(also read as Toddlers and tiaras.)

walking stick · « **Reply #21 on:** March 02, 2014, 07:26:36 am »

Poundland Quality Firearms

SeVeNeVeS · « **Reply #22 on:** March 02, 2014, 12:32:08 pm »

Quote from: Henry Stanley XLVIII on March 01, 2014, 08:20:24 pm

Okay, enough is enough! Who's with me? Who thinks that NON Steampunk threads are nothing more than dried horse-toad dung? Come on people. Let's do something about this! Hit me up steamers.

Trolls are welcomed

Will Howard · « **Reply #23 on:** March 02, 2014, 04:01:06 pm »

Female elves adored.

Capt. Dirigible · « **Reply #24 on:** March 02, 2014, 07:07:06 pm »

Underwater Soot Juggling

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