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Clym Angus

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I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]
« on: February 28, 2014, 12:47:42 pm »
Today (and yesterday evening if I'm rooting out the core of my melancholy) have been less than spectacular. So I'm in need of some good old bawdy entertainment to lift the spirit! To this end I suggest a game! Simple word game the rules are simple:

Put together 3 words that, in the history of civilisation should NEVER EVER be neighbours. The more horrific and reason destroying the better. Feel free to be as vulgar as you like, just don't be dull.

I'll get the ball rolling:

=False leg croquet=
« Last Edit: February 28, 2014, 10:35:53 pm by Clym Angus »

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2014, 12:59:57 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2014, 03:05:44 pm »
Excellent you see that's what I'm talking about, so much wrong it blisters the brains!

=Edward Scissorhands massage=

=Studded nut vice=
« Last Edit: February 28, 2014, 03:07:20 pm by Clym Angus »

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2014, 03:22:41 pm »
Excellent you see that's what I'm talking about, so much wrong it blisters the brains!

=Edward Scissorhands massage=

=Studded nut vice=

*wince* ouch!

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2014, 04:17:47 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2014, 04:49:57 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2014, 04:59:41 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2014, 06:09:31 pm »
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2014, 06:41:43 pm »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2014, 10:29:57 pm »
Righty ho then! if thats the cut of the fabric! I see we have wheeled out the big guns.
broadsides it is!

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Clym:   =Penis door knob=
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2014, 01:06:16 am »
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2014, 01:26:10 am »
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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2014, 02:26:26 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2014, 03:10:04 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2014, 03:54:45 am »
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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2014, 04:24:50 am »
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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2014, 01:59:38 pm »
I've been using b.c.n.(see 2nd post) for 20+ years now as my way of describing a f'ed-up situation. Hence my fairly quick reply.

Maybe a thread could be started about 'odd sayings'? I'd start, but I'm a little, er, busy right now.

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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2014, 05:25:48 pm »
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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2014, 09:52:16 pm »
...so what exactly do you mean by that statement, Colonel Zock?

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2014, 10:16:04 pm »
Back on thread...

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Re: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game!
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2014, 07:10:18 am »
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« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2014, 12:32:08 pm »
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