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Author Topic: One line limerick, poetry encounters of the third kind  (Read 86547 times)
Will Howard
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« Reply #2450 on: February 05, 2019, 01:56:08 am »

Must be out of my mind,
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Synistor 303
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« Reply #2451 on: February 05, 2019, 02:06:23 am »

I should have been fined.
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Deimos
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« Reply #2452 on: February 05, 2019, 03:31:35 am »

Well, I thought my brain might stop shrinking.

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I fear to travel by balloon
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People will almost always forgive you when you are wrong.
They will never forgive you for being right.
Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #2453 on: February 05, 2019, 08:44:13 am »

as I'm a quaking poltroon,
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Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.
Deimos
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« Reply #2454 on: February 05, 2019, 12:34:14 pm »

At a puncture I'd faint
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Will Howard
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« Reply #2455 on: February 06, 2019, 02:25:36 am »

And scream without restraint,
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Deimos
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« Reply #2456 on: February 06, 2019, 03:20:15 am »

Hrmph! I never scream while I swoon!

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I prefer travel by rail, first class.
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Cora Courcelle
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« Reply #2457 on: February 06, 2019, 03:37:03 pm »

(With my senior citizens pass)
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malarkey!


« Reply #2458 on: February 06, 2019, 03:52:10 pm »

As the countryside rolls by...
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Cora Courcelle
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« Reply #2459 on: February 06, 2019, 07:47:24 pm »

I exclaim, "Why, oh why,"
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Will Howard
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« Reply #2460 on: February 06, 2019, 08:02:39 pm »

Do they expect ME to polish their brass...
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A train speeds exceeds an ox cart,
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« Reply #2461 on: February 07, 2019, 01:23:44 am »

and inside one can dine a la carte
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Deimos
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« Reply #2462 on: February 07, 2019, 01:37:24 am »

But one could also dine on the ox
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Mercury Wells
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« Reply #2463 on: February 07, 2019, 02:16:41 am »

A train speeds exceeds an ox cart,
and inside one can dine a la carte
But one could also dine on the ox
With lettuce, onions & bread inna box
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The Ministry of Tea respectfully advises you to drink one cup of tea day...for that +5 Moral Fibre stat.
Deimos
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« Reply #2464 on: February 07, 2019, 04:22:45 am »

And for the sweet... a  blueberry tart.

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First lines are fading from my brain
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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #2465 on: February 07, 2019, 12:14:40 pm »

And finding a second causes me pain,
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Deimos
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« Reply #2466 on: February 07, 2019, 12:20:19 pm »

At the third I retire
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RT Livingstone
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malarkey!


« Reply #2467 on: February 07, 2019, 03:32:40 pm »

the fourth line is the most vile
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Cora Courcelle
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« Reply #2468 on: February 07, 2019, 03:37:35 pm »

And we're back to the fifth line again!

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If you doubt you can make a good rhyme
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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #2469 on: February 07, 2019, 09:18:16 pm »

Just relax with a Vodka and Lime,
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Deimos
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« Reply #2470 on: February 08, 2019, 02:06:43 am »

And await inspiration 
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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #2471 on: February 08, 2019, 06:26:05 am »

Or some prestidigitation,
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Deimos
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« Reply #2472 on: February 08, 2019, 07:16:01 am »

From the muse prompting lyrics sublime.

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Not limericks, rather Homer I choose
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« Reply #2473 on: February 08, 2019, 08:24:35 am »

'Cause The Simpsons fare well in reviews...
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RT Livingstone
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malarkey!


« Reply #2474 on: February 08, 2019, 03:39:19 pm »

I always liked the lyrics of Sublime
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