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« on: September 12, 2012, 11:22:28 pm » |
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Seems to be a passing interest in this thread. Inspired by the lovely Lady Ava.
I believe my poetry would be appropriate after madame has chosen, or not.
She offered her honour,
He honoured her offer,
And all night long
It was honour and offer.
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2012, 03:11:28 am » |
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Seems to be a passing interest in this thread. Inspired by the lovely Lady Ava.
I believe my poetry would be appropriate after madame has chosen, or not.
She offered her honour,
He honoured her offer,
And all night long
It was honour and offer.
The fragrance of cheese wafts strong in this one... |
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"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."
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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2012, 03:32:18 am » |
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Seems to be a passing interest in this thread. Inspired by the lovely Lady Ava.
I believe my poetry would be appropriate after madame has chosen, or not.
She offered her honour,
He honoured her offer,
And all night long
It was honour and offer.
The fragrance of cheese wafts strong in this one... Why thank you Will. Kinder words have never been uttered before. |
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Will Howard
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2012, 04:49:10 am » |
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Seems to be a passing interest in this thread. Inspired by the lovely Lady Ava.
The fragrance of cheese wafts strong in this one...
Why thank you Will. Kinder words have never been uttered before. Indeed, 'twas meant as a compliment. The very title of the thread presented me with the idea that your tongue was firmly planted in your cheek when you penned (typed) that verse. |
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Siliconous Skumins
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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2012, 04:03:24 pm » |
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The rose is red, The Violet is blue. My dear I love thee. These are all true. My opponents I've killed, their graves all filled, their bodies rolled in carpet, stuffed into a bag. And so now you are mine, while this is all fine, Maybe it's too early, but do you fancy a shag?...   SS |
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« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2012, 05:00:59 pm » |
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Roses are red,
Violets are purple.
I'd write you a poem,
But I can't think of anything that rhymes with purple.
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'How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!' |
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Will Howard
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« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2012, 05:04:32 pm » |
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Roses are red,
Violets are purple.
I'd write you a poem,
But I can't think of anything that rhymes with purple.
Violets are blue, And roses are red. If you can't rime with "purple" Put it out of your head. |
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Will Howard
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« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2012, 05:05:47 pm » |
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Violets are blue,
Some roses are pink.
All of our poems
Have a cheesy stink...
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Siliconous Skumins
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2012, 05:22:08 pm » |
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Noses are red, nipples are purple, I'm a sadomasochist, so non of this is going to rhyme!  SS |
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Will Howard
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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2012, 05:24:28 pm » |
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Noses are red, nipples are purple, I'm a sadomasochist, so non of this is going to rhyme! SS Violets are blue, Some roses are white. If you're into s&m, I'm not going to bite! |
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Will Howard
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« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2012, 05:28:00 pm » |
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Violets are blue,
Some roses are yellow.
This thread has attracted
More than one kinky fellow!
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2012, 06:56:45 pm » |
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I SWISS you when you're gone, and get so BLEU without you.
ASIA'D-GO anywhere you go and know you'll COMTE with me, too.
Things have been so GOUDA since you came into my life.
You've un-FETA'ed the chains to my HAVARTI
And now we'll never be PROVOLONE.
At first I was just FONTINA of you,
But over time my affection GRUYERE.
STIL-TON now, every day feels so NEU-FCHATEL,
Like an adventure or a double GLOUCESTER dare.
I would never STRING you along,
MOZZARHELL-A'd do anything for you!
I mean, CHEESE-us, I love you so much,
RICOTTA know my feelings are true.
So send me over the MEUNSTER,
Give me just one little PECORINO on the cheek.
QUESO, actually I'll take a few more
Cuz when you PEPPERJACK me with kisses, my knees go weak
I had been on the HUNTS, MAN, for so long
I never thought life would get any CHEDDAR
But then you came to VELMEETA me in the middle
And FRO-MAGE-ically I became loyal as an Irish setter.
JARLSBURG’led my heart completely,
Now I CAMEMBERT the thought of losing you, sweetie.
I’m NACHO fair-weather, GORGONZOLey-eyed gal just in it for a short
time,
Cuz SUGAR-HONEY-CREAM-CHEESE-MASCARPONEY-PUDDIN-PIE, you'll always
BRIE mine!
(Lauren Bennett, 2009 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships Punniest of
Show Transcript)
Is that cheesy enough?
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Siliconous Skumins
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« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2012, 07:19:13 pm » |
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Is that cheesy enough?
   Does that answer your question?... SS |
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Lady Ava
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« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2012, 08:15:17 pm » |
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Ohhh, a thread in my honour, just about! <3
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''I'm a loose bolt in a complete machine. What a match! I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet.'' "You want steampunk to be a novelty, a LOLcat, a meme. I want it to be my life. Which of us is going to fight harder for it?" - Dimitri Markotin *DISCLAIMER* This dungeon is fictional, and any similarities to other dungeons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.  http://www.facebook.com/avasapparelMention you're from BG when ordering for free shipping! http://www.etsy.com/shop/AshleighEllanUse 'AVA10' for 10% off! |
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Will Howard
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« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2012, 08:24:53 pm » |
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I SWISS you when you're gone, and get so BLEU without you.
ASIA'D-GO anywhere you go and know you'll COMTE with me, too.
Things have been so GOUDA since you came into my life.
You've un-FETA'ed the chains to my HAVARTI
And now we'll never be PROVOLONE.
At first I was just FONTINA of you,
But over time my affection GRUYERE.
STIL-TON now, every day feels so NEU-FCHATEL,
Like an adventure or a double GLOUCESTER dare.
I would never STRING you along,
MOZZARHELL-A'd do anything for you!
I mean, CHEESE-us, I love you so much,
RICOTTA know my feelings are true.
So send me over the MEUNSTER,
Give me just one little PECORINO on the cheek.
QUESO, actually I'll take a few more
Cuz when you PEPPERJACK me with kisses, my knees go weak
I had been on the HUNTS, MAN, for so long
I never thought life would get any CHEDDAR
But then you came to VELMEETA me in the middle
And FRO-MAGE-ically I became loyal as an Irish setter.
JARLSBURG’led my heart completely,
Now I CAMEMBERT the thought of losing you, sweetie.
I’m NACHO fair-weather, GORGONZOLey-eyed gal just in it for a short
time,
Cuz SUGAR-HONEY-CREAM-CHEESE-MASCARPONEY-PUDDIN-PIE, you'll always
BRIE mine!
(Lauren Bennett, 2009 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships Punniest of
Show Transcript)
Is that cheesy enough?
Go, man, go! Go MANCHEGO!!! |
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Xenos
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« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2012, 08:42:52 pm » |
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To my Valentine,
You're as pretty as roses,
If I bring a camera,
Will you do some nude poses?
I always wanna be with you,
There or across the border,
I'd love to follow you forever,
If not for that restraining order...
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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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TVC15
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« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2012, 11:44:56 pm » |
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Just to throw in a song pun:
J. Geils Band's "Love Stinks" *runs and hides behind the giant gouda*
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bicyclebuilder
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« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2012, 10:23:13 am » |
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This thread is to cheesy for me, and I'm Dutch.
#Runs off with his wooden shoes#
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The best way to learn is by personal experience.
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« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2012, 10:55:11 am » |
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With apologies to Ogden Nash:
On Breaking the Ice
Candy is dandy
But Gouda is ruder.
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Capt. Shipton Bellinger R.A.M.E. (rtd) |
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I insiste that you do call me WELLS. :)
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« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2012, 03:26:48 pm » |
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Re:- Purple.
There is curple:-
1) The hindquarters or the rump of a horse, a strap under the girth of a horse's saddle to stop the saddle from kicking forward.
2) The rump, the posterior
And hirple:-
1) To walk with a limp.
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Will Howard
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« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2012, 06:12:55 pm » |
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Re:- Purple.
There is curple:-
1) The hindquarters or the rump of a horse, a strap under the girth of a horse's saddle to stop the saddle from kicking forward.
2) The rump, the posterior
And hirple:-
1) To walk with a limp.
Violets are blue, Some roses are black, If you have to hirple, Wear a brace on your back. |
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Lady Ava
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« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2012, 07:01:21 pm » |
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This thread is to cheesy for me, and I'm Dutch.
#Runs off with his wooden shoes#
this made me smile so much, and I missed it on my first read-through. |
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« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2012, 01:12:00 am » |
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This thread is to cheesy for me, and I'm Dutch.
#Runs off with his wooden shoes#
this made me smile so much, and I missed it on my first read-through. But, where did he leave his... tulips? |
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« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2012, 01:27:13 am » |
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This thread is to cheesy for me, and I'm Dutch.
#Runs off with his wooden shoes#
this made me smile so much, and I missed it on my first read-through. But, where did he leave his... tulips? Right by the grass.... SS |
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« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2012, 02:55:49 am » |
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This thread is to cheesy for me, and I'm Dutch.
#Runs off with his wooden shoes#
this made me smile so much, and I missed it on my first read-through. But, where did he leave his... tulips? Right by the grass.... SS Next to the dyke. |
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