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« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2012, 07:30:58 pm » |
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It's so hot out here I might not need my kiln to fuse glass!
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« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2012, 07:51:14 am » |
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It's so hot out here, my Jeep's thermological estimation device reads 108 heat units on the Fahrenheit scale. Not all that funny, but true. 
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« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2012, 08:39:37 am » |
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It's so bloody hot I had to light a fire under the boiler to keep it from overheating… 
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By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion By the Beans of Life do my thoughts acquire speed My hands acquire a shaking The shaking becomes a warning By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion The Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics is 5838 km from Reading
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« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2012, 05:23:44 pm » |
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It's so hot in here, all my books have reached their autoignition point!
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You, sir! Make an effort! "a drifting spirit was in our hearts, and we ourselves could not understand it. We just sold our farms and set out north-westwards to find a new home."
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« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2012, 05:56:12 pm » |
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It's finally raining!
Unfortunately it's so hot the drops are evaporating before they hit the ground...The "storm" didn't even last five minutes. All it accomplished is driving the humidity up even further. 
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« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2012, 05:12:37 am » |
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It's so hot out here...My mind's go blank, all I can think about is cold water, unfortunately....
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« Reply #31 on: July 02, 2012, 11:51:11 pm » |
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I started eating tobasco peppers to cool off. 
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« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2012, 12:50:51 am » |
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There's a squirrel in the yard laying spread-eagle on it's belly in the dirt at the base of the tree trying cool off. Put out a tray of water for them.
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« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2012, 11:21:06 am » |
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There's a squirrel in the yard laying spread-eagle on it's belly in the dirt at the base of the tree trying cool off. Put out a tray of water for them.
NO, No water! They multiply in the water!!! Oh, wait, thats Gremlins not squirrels. Talking about squirrels: It's so hot, I saw squirrels fanning their nuts. It's so hot, a rabbit just committed suicide running bitween the wheels of my recumbent bike. True story. Happened this morning at about 6.30am at 20 deg celcius, humidity close to 100%. The road I travel has got about 5 rabbits a minute. Most of them scrable away, but this one was kind of clumbsy. Ah well, survival of the fittest (or less clumbsy). I would like to nominate the poor rabbit for a Darwin award.  (at least he didn't suffer much)
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« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2012, 11:35:05 am » |
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Its so hot that The Camels are having a heat stroke.
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« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2012, 05:20:12 pm » |
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There's a squirrel in the yard laying spread-eagle on it's belly in the dirt at the base of the tree trying cool off. Put out a tray of water for them.
Possibly waiting for a dog to come along and cool him off 
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« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2012, 11:26:12 pm » |
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« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2012, 12:31:30 pm » |
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its so hot out here the oxygen in the atmosphere has reached such a temperature that it has ignited without fuel, burning hot enough to ignite the air around it and therefore turning the whole planet into a flaming inferno.
but seriously, it was 40 degrees where i am. that's no weather for an Englishman!
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« Reply #38 on: July 19, 2012, 12:36:59 pm » |
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It's so hot out here I took a leak in the back garden and it never hit the ground
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I think I should also mention I had a dream about this game, only Bailey was a woman...
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« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2012, 02:57:32 pm » |
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I wish I could join you guys, but the summer here in Germany is soooooo bad.
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« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2012, 07:22:18 pm » |
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The following may be considered crass and in poor taste, especially by Ladies and those of the Aristocracy. I apologize in advance It's terrible. I pulled over to take a leak by some trees, and it evaporated before it reached the ground
Reminds me of the story "To Build a Fire" where it's so cold... It's so hot out here I took a leak in the back garden and it never hit the ground
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« Reply #41 on: July 19, 2012, 09:22:44 pm » |
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It is so hot that my ice cubes sublimated.
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« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2012, 09:25:03 pm » |
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Oddly enough, the foundry joke earlier is not that far off.
I was forging once in about 90-95F degree heat (low dew point though), and the temp in my garage/shop got hot enough that when I went outside for something the 90-95F felt just refreshing. That or my brain had melted and I was hallucinating. one of the two.
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« Reply #43 on: July 20, 2012, 12:54:41 am » |
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The following may be considered crass and in poor taste, especially by Ladies and those of the Aristocracy. I apologize in advance It's terrible. I pulled over to take a leak by some trees, and it evaporated before it reached the ground
Reminds me of the story "To Build a Fire" where it's so cold... It's so hot out here I took a leak in the back garden and it never hit the ground
Ah, right. I'll be in the corner.
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« Reply #44 on: July 20, 2012, 01:07:12 am » |
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This isn't my photo, but I'd like to try it sometime this summer:  Baking cookies on your car's dashboard. Clever.
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« Reply #45 on: July 20, 2012, 02:05:38 am » |
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This isn't my photo, but I'd like to try it sometime this summer:  Baking cookies on your car's dashboard. Clever. Also makes for a great auto-scent!
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« Reply #46 on: July 23, 2012, 08:40:34 pm » |
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The sun came out today. Hooray!
[weather report - it has been grey and rainy for at least three months here.]
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« Reply #47 on: July 24, 2012, 01:00:29 am » |
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« Reply #48 on: July 24, 2012, 02:21:25 am » |
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The following may be considered crass and in poor taste, especially by Ladies and those of the Aristocracy. I apologize in advance It's terrible. I pulled over to take a leak by some trees, and it evaporated before it reached the ground
Reminds me of the story "To Build a Fire" where it's so cold... It's so hot out here I took a leak in the back garden and it never hit the ground
Ah, right. I'll be in the corner. And just what, pray tell, will you be doing in the corner? I just hope it is the corner of the barn, my good man. Meh... It'll evaporate.
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« Reply #49 on: July 24, 2012, 03:21:06 am » |
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its so hot out the thermometer in my car reads 000 now....i think the heat killed it.
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