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« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2012, 11:11:18 am » |
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Alexis, that first picture is very true..
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The opinions expressed here are my own, and do not represent any other persons, organizations, spirits, thinking machines, hive minds or other sentient beings on this world or any adjacent dimensions in the multiverse.
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Alexis Voltaire
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Shàlle We Dànce?
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« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2012, 07:22:42 pm » |
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~-- Purveyour of Useless Facts, Strange Advice, Plots --~
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Capt. Dirigible
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Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2012, 08:03:17 pm » |
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That cat clearly does not want to be sung to!  |
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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MWBailey
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"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"
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« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2012, 07:32:35 am » |
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Sometimes only a pun will suffice:  |
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...
""quid statis aspicientes in infernum"
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« Reply #29 on: July 07, 2012, 10:05:14 pm » |
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I have defied Gods and Demons. I am your shield; I am your sword. I know you: your past, your future. This is the way the world ends.
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« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2012, 12:50:41 pm » |
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When an explosion explodes hard enough, the dust wakes up and thinks about itself.
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James Harrison
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Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences
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« Reply #31 on: July 08, 2012, 12:53:03 pm » |
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 Deep Blue Sea steps one step closer... Also....
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Persons intending to travel by open carriage should select a seat with their backs to the engine, by which means they will avoid the ashes emitted therefrom, that in travelling generally, but particularly through the tunnels, prove a great annoyance; the carriage farthest from the engine will in consequence be found the most desirable.
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« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2012, 12:39:48 am » |
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« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2012, 12:40:17 am » |
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Okay, this is one of those awful e-cards I detest but this once actually made me laugh.. A bit raunchy.. |
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"Countries do not exist where I am from.
The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power,
the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.
It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
-Eloi Cole
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« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2012, 02:57:19 am » |
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« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2012, 07:29:15 am » |
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Alexis Voltaire
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« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2012, 03:39:33 pm » |
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Professor J. Cogsworthy
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« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2012, 05:18:44 pm » |
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 I almost had soda come out my nose..... I love geek humor. |
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No, no no, a thousand times no. Its pronounced - lah-BOHR-ah-tor-ee
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« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2012, 05:24:17 pm » |
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« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2012, 07:54:28 pm » |
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Yeah, I need to clean my keyboard now. |
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There is a reason for this. And trust me, when a bunch of harry potter geeks think your fucking retarded, you know there is something wrong.
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« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2012, 08:58:46 pm » |
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It was no secret that the late Ernest Borgnine and 3rd wife Ethel Merman did not get on. The marriage began unraveling on their honeymoon, and was dissolved after 32 days. In her 1978 biography, she devoted a chapter of her autobiography to the marriage: It consisted of one blank page. Their mutual vitriol knew no bounds and with that in mind here's an alleged exchange between the two with some extremely NSFW language Ethel Merman came back from an audition and said: "The director loved me. He said I had the body of a 16 year old and the face of a 21 year old."
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« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2012, 04:53:09 pm » |
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« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2012, 10:05:40 pm » |
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Hmmm, is breeding smarter slugs really a good idea? |
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Alexis Voltaire
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« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2012, 03:32:47 pm » |
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« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2012, 07:39:08 pm » |
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Then, I would have that spider as my faithful companion. and yes, his name shall be George.  |
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Onward ho!
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Alexis Voltaire
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« Reply #45 on: July 11, 2012, 09:12:30 pm » |
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« Reply #46 on: July 12, 2012, 01:12:53 am » |
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A bit of slightly NSFW language, but I think he really nails (albeit unconsciously) the spirit of Steampunk...
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"Be clean and courteous; raise your hat, And wipe your boots upon the mat: Such proofs of gentlemanly feeling Are to the ladies most appealing." The Professor's Manuscript - Dorothy L. Sayers
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« Reply #47 on: July 12, 2012, 01:25:15 am » |
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Also these are pretty old (so they may have appeared here before, if so then I apologize) but they still make me giggle every time. From here... Boromir's Invisible Phone Off To Destroy the Ring and Yes, Let's Try the Catapult |
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« Reply #48 on: July 12, 2012, 03:44:35 am » |
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« Reply #49 on: July 12, 2012, 12:52:16 pm » |
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Now here is something that you don't see every day.
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