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A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.
The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.
The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.
Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.
The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.
Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.
The naked man was later seen lying face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage, the Herald said.
The naked man’s victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center and had critical injuries, police told the Herald.
Neither man was identified.
So, yeah, it's begun, What's the plan then gents?
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Rockula
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Nothing beats a good hat.
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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2012, 09:40:14 pm » |
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Keep Calm And Carrion.
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James Harrison
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Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2012, 09:52:39 pm » |
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Get a more imaginative copy writer for The Herald?
Or, more seriously, go to The Winchester, get a couple of pints and wait for this to blow over.
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Persons intending to travel by open carriage should select a seat with their backs to the engine, by which means they will avoid the ashes emitted therefrom, that in travelling generally, but particularly through the tunnels, prove a great annoyance; the carriage farthest from the engine will in consequence be found the most desirable.
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2012, 11:11:21 pm » |
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Get a more imaginative copy writer for The Herald?
Or, more seriously, go to The Winchester, get a couple of pints and wait for this to blow over.
Don't forget to rescue the girls and kill Phil along the way. |
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"I'm not a psychopath Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research!" ~Sherlock Holmes
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2012, 11:22:12 pm » |
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Get a more imaginative copy writer for The Herald?
Or, more seriously, go to The Winchester, get a couple of pints and wait for this to blow over.
Don't forget to rescue the girls and kill Phil along the way. So the Winchester? I'll grab my rifle and I call shotgun on the Jag. Anyone else coming? |
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There is a reason for this. And trust me, when a bunch of harry potter geeks think your fucking retarded, you know there is something wrong.
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2012, 11:26:32 pm » |
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The research has shown that the policeman did the right thing: it is essential to act quickly and decisively when faced by zombie apocalypse, dithering means the entire human race is wiped out.
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So it's every hand to his rope or gun, quick's the word and sharp's the action. After all... Surprise is on our side.
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Lady Chrystal
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2012, 12:00:48 am » |
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We've had the Zombie Apocalypse here in Wales for years. Mindless human-looking creatures staggering around on Saturday nights, chanting their plea for Brains, Brains... (For anyone outside of the area - Brains is our local brewery...) |
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Capt. Dirigible
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2012, 10:50:01 am » |
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The research has shown that the policeman did the right thing: it is essential to act quickly and decisively when faced by zombie apocalypse, dithering means the entire human race is wiped out.
I hope he remembered to shoot him in the head!! |
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2012, 11:32:21 am » |
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We've had the Zombie Apocalypse here in Wales for years. Mindless human-looking creatures staggering around on Saturday nights, chanting their plea for Brains, Brains... (For anyone outside of the area - Brains is our local brewery...) still a rather nice brew!! on that note im grabbing the Shotgun and cricket bat and heading to the nearest brewery!! (I have the choice of Fullers over in Chiswick or the Meantime brewery in Greenwich) |
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von Corax
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Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2012, 11:44:12 am » |
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Keep Calm And Carrion.
Long weekend around here, that sort of thing is just par for the corpse… |
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By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
By the Beans of Life do my thoughts acquire speed
My hands acquire a shaking
The shaking becomes a warning
By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
The Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics is 5838 km from Reading
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Mercury Wells
Rogue Ætherlord
I insiste that you do call me WELLS. :)
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2012, 02:20:02 pm » |
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Keep Calm And Carrion.
Long weekend around here, that sort of thing is just par for the corpse… Especially when there isn't any Esprit de corps with these Zombies. |
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2012, 02:22:41 pm » |
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But, what does it mean???
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Birdnest
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2012, 08:32:08 pm » |
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But, what does it mean???
What does it mean? Don't do drugs mmmkay ... they will give you the munchies mmmkay ... and you never know what you might be chewing on mmmkay. Transient folk are NOT munchies mmmkay. Besides, way up here in the mountains, one can get off a clear head shot from a mile away. no need to clean up the mess  |
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Reality is for those who cannot properly commit to the absurd.
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Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
Captain Spice
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2012, 09:21:25 pm » |
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Looks more like your everyday, run-of-the-mill cannibal holocaust, rather than a zombie apocalypse, but that's only my opinion.  |
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MechanicalMouse
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« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2012, 09:18:50 am » |
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The Police officer was later quoted saying "I left Raccoon City to get away from this kind of stuff"
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Capt. Dirigible
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« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2012, 01:18:19 pm » |
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Looks more like your everyday, run-of-the-mill cannibal holocaust, rather than a zombie apocalypse, but that's only my opinion. Well...I don't like the idea of a cannibal holocaust...but I'm also not keen on a zombie apocalypse..so which one is the worst? There's only one way to find out.... |
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MechanicalMouse
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« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2012, 02:56:29 pm » |
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Zombie vs Cannibal.
Not sure on the winner there, let me chew that one over.
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« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2012, 03:38:05 pm » |
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Looks more like your everyday, run-of-the-mill cannibal holocaust, rather than a zombie apocalypse, but that's only my opinion. Well...I don't like the idea of a cannibal holocaust...but I'm also not keen on a zombie apocalypse..so which one is the worst? There's only one way to find out.... Cannibals are easier to take down, especially once the prions start having an effect. |
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'How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
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Capt. Dirigible
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« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2012, 04:02:58 pm » |
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I place my money on the zombies, cannibals probably aren't used to their meals biting back  Puts a whole new slant on 'eating something that disagrees with you' |
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Rockula
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Nothing beats a good hat.
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« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2012, 04:38:07 pm » |
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal eating the clown.....?
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Capt. Dirigible
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« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2012, 04:42:50 pm » |
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal eating the clown.....?
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Argus Fairbrass
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« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2012, 06:24:31 pm » |
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Have her steamed and brought to my tent!
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« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2012, 08:59:47 am » |
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no way. i read about a hoax alien invasion where engineering students built fake UFOs and littered them across Britain. they used materials difficult to track and filled them with organic goo with odd properties (a base of fermented porridge i believe). before anyone had a chance to even Geiger counter the objects the policemen were sitting on them for photos and in one mad case tasting the goo which for all they knew at the time was riddled with alien bacteria and deadly nanites. what i mean to say is that if anything weird and dangerous like zombies ever took place, the most likely reaction would be total hairbrained idiocy. we'd be wiped out in a day (except those who have been preparing for it of course). |
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