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"The fact that I wear the protective coloration of sedate citizenship is a ruse of the fox — I learned it long ago."
– Loren Eiseley
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Damnd of Hell
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2012, 08:13:12 am » |
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Your Hell, is my paradise.
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Dr. Madd
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2012, 05:22:02 pm » |
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I like this weapon. The ultimate in Mad scientist firearmery.
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What do we want? Decapitations!
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2012, 06:38:31 pm » |
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Mine You know, I've always wanted to build one of those, but when you squeeze the trigger the doors open and a little wooden bird pops out. |
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2012, 08:07:32 am » |
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Mine You know, I've always wanted to build one of those, but when you squeeze the trigger the doors open and a little wooden bird pops out. |
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von Corax
Immortal
 Canada
Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics
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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2012, 11:24:51 am » |
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Mine You know, I've always wanted to build one of those, but when you squeeze the trigger the doors open and a little wooden bird pops out. Well that would just be cuckoo…  |
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By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
By the Beans of Life do my thoughts acquire speed
My hands acquire a shaking
The shaking becomes a warning
By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
The Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics is 5838 km from Reading
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Mercury Wells
Rogue Ætherlord
I insiste that you do call me WELLS. :)
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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2012, 11:54:45 am » |
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Mine You know, I've always wanted to build one of those, but when you squeeze the trigger the doors open and a little wooden bird pops out. Well that would just be cuckoo… I would like to think, that the good Capt. would just crow about it.  |
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Damnd of Hell
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2012, 08:18:22 am » |
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What's really embarassing is, when you pull the trigger, and the coo coo is drunk! Great intimidation factor there I can tell ya.  |
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von Corax
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Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics
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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2012, 09:08:37 am » |
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Gives new meaning to the expression "flipping the bird," though…
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kidkunjer
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2012, 02:10:04 am » |
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how about the wooden bird is holding a taser?
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Aleister Crow
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2012, 12:40:05 pm » |
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how about the wooden bird is holding a taser?
That's just too recursive to even think about, since there'd be another bird inside that taser, and it would have a taser with a wooden bird in it, and that one would have a taser with a- +++WARNING+++ +++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR+++ +++REBOOT UNIVERSE AND TRY AGAIN+++ |
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'How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
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steampunknarwhal
Deck Hand
Steampunk Narwhal... what a wonderful combination!
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« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2012, 04:49:12 pm » |
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After the taser bird paradox gets so small the taser is literally one molecule, the taser will actually work, but the bird forgot to charge it this morning... (goes insane and violently smashes a window with the gun)
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See the TURTLE of enormous girth!
On his shell he holds the earth.
If you want to run and play,
Walk along the BEAM today!
-Stephen King's "The Wastelands"
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Damnd of Hell
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2012, 12:34:29 am » |
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Ah, so it happened to you too.  Thank God I'm not alone! |
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MWBailey
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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2012, 12:40:47 am » |
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If teh wooden bird was cowardly, however, it wooden use the taser.
BaDumTISH...
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...
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