Well, I'm a very weird person (or, so I hear

) but I have met quite a few people even stranger than me!
When I used to work in the city, some of the more colourful inhabitants would sometimes greet me as I went past, even if I'd never seen them before. They didn't do that with other random strangers walking past, but my wife used to say they recognised a kindred spirit.

Hahaha! Oh no, let's just start a club!
And what's this with ticket inspectors gone mad with power? Where might one apply for this job?