Hitzontzi
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« Reply #275 on: June 13, 2012, 12:02:29 am » |
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Screw your tesseract, I have a dictionary.
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walkthebassline
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« Reply #276 on: June 13, 2012, 01:19:46 am » |
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Forget your dictionary, I have a thesaurus.
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"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."
~ David St. Hubbins
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josecou
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« Reply #277 on: June 13, 2012, 02:24:17 am » |
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Forget about your thesaurus!
I have a stegosaurus!
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toxickun
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« Reply #278 on: June 13, 2012, 06:58:34 pm » |
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pfft who needs a dictionary about dinosaurs when i have the encyclopedia books about them.
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...wth is a signature ._.
[sorry for my fail in grammar]
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Hitzontzi
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« Reply #279 on: June 13, 2012, 07:36:36 pm » |
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Screw your books, I have booze.
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Professor Phineas Brownsm
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« Reply #280 on: June 13, 2012, 09:19:29 pm » |
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screw your booze
mine is homebrewed
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Experimental Master Brewer - The Infamous Ginger Brau Emporium
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walkthebassline
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« Reply #281 on: June 13, 2012, 09:21:25 pm » |
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Screw your homebrew, mine is distilled!
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Mad Maudlin
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« Reply #282 on: June 14, 2012, 11:21:34 pm » |
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Screw your distillation, I have saponification!
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To Hell with ponies, I want an Airship!
"...If I ever see anyone in a ‘sexy clockwork automaton’ costume they picked up off a supermarket shelf I’m going to beat them to death with their plastic cog mini-skirt..."
-Dylan Fox in issue 7 of <i>SteamPunk</i> magazine
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josecou
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« Reply #283 on: June 14, 2012, 11:24:41 pm » |
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Forget about all that!
I'm sober!
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MWBailey
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« Reply #284 on: June 14, 2012, 11:43:17 pm » |
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A pox on your sobriety!
I have negativized enebriation!
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...
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Professor Phineas Brownsm
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« Reply #285 on: June 15, 2012, 10:24:25 am » |
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Sod that...
lets go to the nearest public house for some ruby mild
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toxickun
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« Reply #286 on: June 15, 2012, 01:29:27 pm » |
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i despise your open house and prefer private meetings for i can study my "sleeping with eyes open" technique
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Birdnest
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« Reply #287 on: June 15, 2012, 06:20:36 pm » |
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All the better to sneak and poke you in the eyes. I've got plasma goggles that'll vaporize poking devices such as fingers for those times of eyes wide while sleeping.
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Reality is for those who cannot properly commit to the absurd.
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walkthebassline
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« Reply #288 on: June 15, 2012, 06:24:08 pm » |
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Enjoy those fancy goggles! I'll slap you so hard your eyes fly out of your head!  |
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Birdnest
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« Reply #289 on: June 15, 2012, 07:30:09 pm » |
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AHA ... those fancy goggles ARE my eyes. Besides, the pet Kracken (named George, or course) is rather fond of things used for slapping. A bit of 'slap'... 'SNAP'
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Professor Phineas Brownsm
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« Reply #290 on: June 15, 2012, 07:32:40 pm » |
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i always thought george enjoyed a bit of slap and tickle
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Indigo Spire
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« Reply #291 on: June 20, 2012, 01:20:10 am » |
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Enjoy those fancy goggles! I'll slap you so hard your eyes fly out of your head! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahah |
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Boston Jones
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« Reply #292 on: June 20, 2012, 01:29:51 am » |
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Enjoy those fancy goggles! I'll slap you so hard your eyes fly out of your head! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahah Screw your laughter I got jokes |
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"Countries do not exist where I am from.
The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power,
the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.
It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
-Eloi Cole
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toxickun
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« Reply #293 on: June 25, 2012, 11:31:07 pm » |
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jokes are old. i have laughing gas for my entertainment
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S.Sprocket
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Zeppelin Captain
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Industria Proficiscor In!
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« Reply #294 on: June 26, 2012, 02:33:32 am » |
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Screw your laughing gas, I have Nitrogen Oxide... wait a moment... something wrong here...
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"It's what a cove knows that counts, ain't it Sybil? More than land or money, more than birth. Information. Very flash." -Mick Radley
"Teaching boys to bake cakes? That's no way to maintain an industrial empire." --Fred Dibnah
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