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« Reply #1075 on: June 25, 2012, 05:06:31 pm » |
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Not using coasters got her back up!
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There was a Herr Doktor from Devizes
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« Reply #1076 on: June 25, 2012, 07:09:00 pm » |
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who, when asked, merrily advises
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« Reply #1077 on: June 25, 2012, 07:46:54 pm » |
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"When creating you must,
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« Reply #1078 on: June 25, 2012, 08:40:28 pm » |
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In the post put your trust
To send balls in different sizes
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A mad scientist name of Cooper
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« Reply #1079 on: June 27, 2012, 12:33:54 am » |
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A mad scientist name of Cooper
Invents "Steam powered pooper scooper"
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« Reply #1080 on: June 27, 2012, 12:38:26 am » |
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Going through the motions
Forced curious notions
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« Reply #1081 on: June 27, 2012, 02:20:05 am » |
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Was the basis of many a blooper.
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"Twas an incredible story that I heard,
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« Reply #1082 on: June 27, 2012, 02:32:34 am » |
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about a giant mechanical bird
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« Reply #1083 on: June 27, 2012, 03:22:17 am » |
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With wings of brass,
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« Reply #1084 on: June 27, 2012, 04:42:25 am » |
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And odoriferous gas
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“Life, with its rules, its obligations, and its freedoms, is like a sonnet: You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself."
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« Reply #1085 on: June 27, 2012, 01:39:17 pm » |
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Truly,
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« Reply #1086 on: June 27, 2012, 02:30:42 pm » |
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my senses were rendered agog
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« Reply #1087 on: June 27, 2012, 02:54:03 pm » |
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A maiden so fair,
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« Reply #1088 on: June 27, 2012, 08:53:27 pm » |
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One day while at breakfast on Prague
My senses were rendered agog.
A maiden so fair,
Was dancing quite bare,
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"You don't mind breaking the law?"
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"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
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« Reply #1089 on: June 27, 2012, 09:20:32 pm » |
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One day while at breakfast on Prague
My senses were rendered agog.
A maiden so fair,
Was dancing quite bare,
So I followed her at a slow jog.
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The waiter ran after me when
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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« Reply #1090 on: June 27, 2012, 10:29:51 pm » |
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The waiter ran after me when
I tipped with two coots and a wren
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« Reply #1091 on: June 28, 2012, 02:21:56 am » |
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He said, "No tips with feathers!"
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« Reply #1092 on: June 28, 2012, 02:25:03 am » |
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"But I'll accept lace and leather"
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #1093 on: June 28, 2012, 02:54:04 am » |
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« Reply #1094 on: June 28, 2012, 04:03:21 am » |
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Though by many he is reviled,
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« Reply #1095 on: June 28, 2012, 04:06:35 am » |
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By turning a paige page,
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« Reply #1096 on: June 28, 2012, 04:11:11 am » |
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We can calm our outrage
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« Reply #1097 on: June 28, 2012, 04:56:27 am » |
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And pretend to like something more mild.
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There once lived a dragon named Pat
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« Reply #1098 on: June 28, 2012, 09:07:23 am » |
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There once lived a dragon named Pat
Whose soufflés would always fall flat
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« Reply #1099 on: June 28, 2012, 05:16:29 pm » |
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For he cooked with his breath,
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