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Author Topic: One Line Limerick, the second phase  (Read 27668 times)
Aleister Crow
Zeppelin Overlord
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It's only an Unnamable Horror until you name it.


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« Reply #1000 on: June 16, 2012, 04:23:33 pm »

When things go disastrously wrong

Don't be afraid! Break out in song!
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'How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!'
Will Howard
Zeppelin Captain
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United States United States



« Reply #1001 on: June 16, 2012, 06:55:41 pm »

Trill a loud, happy tune
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"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."
Aleister Crow
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It's only an Unnamable Horror until you name it.


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« Reply #1002 on: June 16, 2012, 08:08:53 pm »

To the Sun and the Moon!
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Dr cornelius quack
Rogue Ætherlord
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.


« Reply #1003 on: June 16, 2012, 10:49:31 pm »

And then, cheekily, stick out your tongue.


Blow a 'Raspberry' too, if you wish.
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.

Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
Captain Shipton Bellinger
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!


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« Reply #1004 on: June 17, 2012, 12:29:13 am »

Blow a 'Raspberry' too, if you wish.
Or play saxophone tunes on a fish.

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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #1005 on: June 17, 2012, 12:31:54 am »

Blow a 'Raspberry' too, if you wish.
Or play saxophone tunes on a fish.
For there's nothing so smart
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“Life, with its rules, its obligations, and its freedoms, is like a sonnet: You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself."
Tito Alba
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Electrospagyrist, Ethnophysiatrist & Anarchodandy


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« Reply #1006 on: June 17, 2012, 03:39:45 pm »

As playing the part
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Will Howard
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« Reply #1007 on: June 17, 2012, 03:58:15 pm »

Of a bard with a flute on a dish.
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Your trumpet won't fit in a bowl,
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!


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« Reply #1008 on: June 17, 2012, 08:07:52 pm »

Your trumpet won't fit in a bowl
If it's filled with the scroll that you stole

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Will Howard
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« Reply #1009 on: June 17, 2012, 10:07:08 pm »

The purloined manuscript
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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #1010 on: June 17, 2012, 10:43:21 pm »

Over which you just tripped
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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« Reply #1011 on: June 17, 2012, 11:15:31 pm »

Your trumpet won't fit in a bowl
If it's filled with the scroll that you stole.
The purloined manuscript
Over which you just tripped
Must be rolled round a pole to stay whole.

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They say Poe was a bit of a nutter

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The Squire
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Sans Peur


« Reply #1012 on: June 18, 2012, 02:06:04 am »


And Rimbaud was well-known as a cutter.


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        "Not in the least."
"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
        "Not in a good cause."
"Oh, the cause is excellent!"
         "Then I am your man."
Will Howard
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« Reply #1013 on: June 18, 2012, 04:25:58 am »

And Wilde was just...wild,
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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« Reply #1014 on: June 18, 2012, 07:31:21 am »

They say Poe was a bit of a nutter
And Rimbaud was well-known as a cutter.
And Wilde was just...wild,
Ruskin was a spoilt child

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Will Howard
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« Reply #1015 on: June 18, 2012, 04:55:19 pm »

And Doyle smeared himself with fresh butter!
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There once was a SteamPunk so vain,
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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« Reply #1016 on: June 18, 2012, 08:35:45 pm »

There once was a SteamPunk so vain
That he drove his companions insane.

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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #1017 on: June 18, 2012, 08:50:42 pm »

As they were all carted off
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Tito Alba
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Electrospagyrist, Ethnophysiatrist & Anarchodandy


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« Reply #1018 on: June 18, 2012, 09:12:53 pm »

He did nothing but scoff
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Dr cornelius quack
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.


« Reply #1019 on: June 19, 2012, 12:38:22 am »

Thank Heavens no one round here's such a pain!!


Yes. we're nothing if not jolly congenial.
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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #1020 on: June 19, 2012, 03:19:19 am »

Yes. we're nothing if not jolly congenial.
But we won't accept tasks labeled menial.
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barb dwyer
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« Reply #1021 on: June 19, 2012, 03:26:32 am »

Yes. we're nothing if not jolly congenial.
But we won't accept tasks labeled menial.
   
so if you've got a chore
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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #1022 on: June 19, 2012, 03:49:37 am »

Yes. we're nothing if not jolly congenial.
But we won't accept tasks labeled menial.
   
so if you've got a chore
like mopping the floor
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The Squire
Zeppelin Admiral
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United States United States


Sans Peur


« Reply #1023 on: June 19, 2012, 04:43:43 am »

Yes. we're nothing if not jolly congenial.
But we won't accept tasks labeled menial.
   
so if you've got a chore
like mopping the floor

You need a steam-powered robot ventriloquial.



A female robot who sounded like Siri


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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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« Reply #1024 on: June 19, 2012, 05:23:48 am »

A female robot who sounded like Siri
Insisted on calling me 'Dearie'.

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