Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
 United Kingdom
Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #825 on: May 16, 2012, 03:14:16 pm » |
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Every man just must have a shed
A place to go and clear his head Flee the troubles of life Take a break from the wife Have a smoke and clock up some zeds --------------------------------------- When making some home brewed beer |
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #826 on: May 16, 2012, 04:24:11 pm » |
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Be careful of ingredients queer
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The Squire
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« Reply #827 on: May 16, 2012, 04:37:52 pm » |
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Yeast, malt, and hops
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"You don't mind breaking the law?"
"Not in the least."
"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
"Not in a good cause."
"Oh, the cause is excellent!"
"Then I am your man."
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
Immortal
United Kingdom
Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #828 on: May 16, 2012, 04:48:55 pm » |
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When making some home brewed beer
Be careful of ingredients queer
Yeast, malt, and hops
Combined with lamb chops
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Capt. Shipton Bellinger R.A.M.E. (rtd) |
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Will Howard
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« Reply #829 on: May 16, 2012, 05:04:25 pm » |
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Must inspire a great deal of fear...
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There was a steamy brewer
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"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."
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Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #830 on: May 16, 2012, 05:34:07 pm » |
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Who brewed up his ale in a ewer
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ForestB
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« Reply #831 on: May 16, 2012, 07:56:34 pm » |
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It was shiny and brass,
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The Squire
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« Reply #832 on: May 16, 2012, 08:31:43 pm » |
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With a siphon of glass,
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
Immortal
United Kingdom
Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #833 on: May 16, 2012, 11:07:55 pm » |
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There was a steamy brewer
Who brewed up his ale in a ewer
It was shiny and brass,
With a siphon of glass,
And twelve legs—or perhaps it was fewer.
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A cephalopodic embrace
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Dr cornelius quack
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #834 on: May 16, 2012, 11:16:33 pm » |
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pay court to his muse
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #835 on: May 17, 2012, 06:31:17 pm » |
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A cephalopodic embrace is the prelude to gaining first base pay court to his muse
I take it that was an instruction rather than a suggestion? |
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Airship Artificer, part-time romantik and amateur Natural Philosopher
"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
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ForestB
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« Reply #836 on: May 17, 2012, 07:20:27 pm » |
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This squishy romance,
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
Immortal
United Kingdom
Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #837 on: May 17, 2012, 09:18:37 pm » |
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A cephalopodic embrace
is the prelude to gaining first base
This squishy romance,
Could be love at first glance
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Dr cornelius quack
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #838 on: May 17, 2012, 09:57:17 pm » |
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A cephalopodic embrace
is the prelude to gaining first base
This squishy romance,
Could be love at first glance,
or Doctor Freud's weirdest case.
Whilst lying on old Sigi's couch,
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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #839 on: May 17, 2012, 10:04:26 pm » |
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Said Oscar, formerly 'the Grouch'...
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“Life, with its rules, its obligations, and its freedoms, is like a sonnet: You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself."
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
Immortal
United Kingdom
Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #840 on: May 17, 2012, 10:30:36 pm » |
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Whilst lying on old Sigi's couch,
Said Oscar, formerly 'the Grouch'...
"What's all this with my mother?"
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #841 on: May 17, 2012, 10:37:21 pm » |
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And back to womb bother,
Trashcan Oedipal, if I'm no slouch!
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Analyst or therapist? Be both!
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The Squire
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« Reply #842 on: May 18, 2012, 04:45:11 pm » |
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Analyst or therapist? Be both! "Faust AND Mephisto!" quoth Goethe.* *From "On the Writing of Limericks": Also, despite the limerick being essentially a spoken form of verse, Lear was not averse to using a *visual* rhyme when it suited his purpose: There was an Old Man of Marseilles, Whose daughters wore bottle-green veils; ... |
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #843 on: May 18, 2012, 07:34:30 pm » |
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A portmanteau title
Enables recital
"Analrapist? No theayst, You oaf!
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The Squire
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« Reply #844 on: May 18, 2012, 08:36:56 pm » |
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Analyst or therapist? Be both! "Faust AND Mephisto!" quoth Goethe. A portmanteau title Enables recital "Analrapist? No theayst, You oaf! HaHa! Dense, but satisfying. Thank you, Mr. Harrow.) In the future, according to Freud, |
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #845 on: May 18, 2012, 09:00:21 pm » |
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Mankind will be replaced by android
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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #846 on: May 18, 2012, 09:03:18 pm » |
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As slaves to the "man"
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Will Howard
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« Reply #848 on: May 19, 2012, 07:04:28 pm » |
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And all of our plans will be void.
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As the android strolled down the street,
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« Reply #849 on: May 19, 2012, 07:15:29 pm » |
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A junk man he chanced to meet,
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