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« Reply #700 on: May 03, 2012, 12:17:58 pm » |
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On a night that was stormy and dark
A cloaked figure skulked in the park
Clad in a cape,
Made of brown parcel tape
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Master Tinkerer
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Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society
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« Reply #701 on: May 03, 2012, 07:19:33 pm » |
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He'd escaped from Bedlam for a lark
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Running rampant from the loony bin
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Proudly giving the entire Asylum The Finger!
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #702 on: May 03, 2012, 10:07:00 pm » |
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Running rampant from the loony bin
with a frantic intention to sin.
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Time Traveler
United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #703 on: May 03, 2012, 10:26:14 pm » |
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Running rampant from the loony bin
with a frantic intention to sin.
For Whitechapel he made,
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Master Tinkerer
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« Reply #704 on: May 03, 2012, 10:33:31 pm » |
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And women he there slayed
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« Reply #705 on: May 03, 2012, 11:00:52 pm » |
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With his rendition of 'Aint Misbehavin'
'The Phantom Jazz Singer of Old London Town'.
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Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
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« Reply #706 on: May 03, 2012, 11:03:58 pm » |
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'The Phantom Jazz Singer of Old London Town'.
Didn't have to 'black up' to 'get down',
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« Reply #707 on: May 03, 2012, 11:05:46 pm » |
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So he and his band
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“Life, with its rules, its obligations, and its freedoms, is like a sonnet: You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself."
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #708 on: May 03, 2012, 11:07:30 pm » |
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went to busk in The Strand,
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« Reply #709 on: May 03, 2012, 11:31:05 pm » |
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And in an hour they'd made half a crown!
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Then along comes a thatrical agent
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #710 on: May 04, 2012, 01:19:26 am » |
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Says, "Your talent is far more than latent."
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« Reply #711 on: May 04, 2012, 01:31:22 am » |
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"Just give us a try,"
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #712 on: May 04, 2012, 02:22:22 am » |
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My boast is no lie
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« Reply #713 on: May 04, 2012, 08:32:04 am » |
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My name's Simon....... Oh?.... I wonder where they went??
A talent show might be the thing,
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« Reply #714 on: May 04, 2012, 09:41:43 am » |
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To prove to the world one can sing
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« Reply #715 on: May 04, 2012, 11:23:45 am » |
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A talent show might be the thing
To prove to the world one can sing.
But the judge must be pleased
And flattered and teased
Or she'll hand you your arse in a sling
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My new plan for true World Domination
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« Reply #716 on: May 04, 2012, 02:59:25 pm » |
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Entails enslaving the whole population
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« Reply #717 on: May 04, 2012, 04:31:48 pm » |
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Except for cute puppies,
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
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Time Traveler
United Kingdom
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« Reply #718 on: May 04, 2012, 04:43:58 pm » |
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And bowls full of guppies,
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« Reply #719 on: May 04, 2012, 06:45:43 pm » |
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to provide for my future need rations.
I once took a stroll in the rain
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Master Tinkerer
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« Reply #720 on: May 04, 2012, 06:53:48 pm » |
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Where I there found a troll with a strain
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« Reply #721 on: May 04, 2012, 06:56:56 pm » |
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Of bird flu, it seems
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« Reply #722 on: May 05, 2012, 02:19:55 pm » |
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Which gave him horrible dreams,
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« Reply #723 on: May 05, 2012, 02:46:54 pm » |
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And apparently drove him insane.
Once late at night he was walking
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'How cheerfully he seems to grin,
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« Reply #724 on: May 05, 2012, 06:51:16 pm » |
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"You don't mind breaking the law?"
"Not in the least."
"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
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"Oh, the cause is excellent!"
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