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Author Topic: One Line Limerick, the second phase  (Read 27361 times)
Capt. Dirigible
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Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.


« Reply #650 on: April 28, 2012, 07:30:05 pm »

Tastes not unlike a "Big Mac",

But can be beaten off with a baguette!

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Kraken tentacles fried in batter
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #651 on: April 28, 2012, 07:41:19 pm »

Are all part of a monstrous platter
With hot Gruffalo wings
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Proudly giving the entire Asylum The Finger!
Will Howard
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« Reply #652 on: April 28, 2012, 09:39:45 pm »

And slimy, crawly things,
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"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."
Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #653 on: April 29, 2012, 12:00:05 am »

Tastes not unlike a "Big Mac",

That's disgusting.

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The chef you will not have to flatter

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Eating a special cryptid bouillabaisse


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Dr cornelius quack
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« Reply #654 on: April 29, 2012, 12:45:59 am »

Eating a special cryptid bouillabaisse

Will give you 'the gallops' for days.
You will sit on the podium
mainlining Immodium
in the midst of a miasmic haze.

Yes, eating fabled beasts gives you 'the trots'.
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.

Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #655 on: April 29, 2012, 05:00:43 am »

Yes, eating fabled beasts gives you 'the trots'.
Excepting most drunkards and sots
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"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #656 on: April 29, 2012, 06:55:09 am »

A nice werewolf kebab
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #657 on: April 29, 2012, 11:13:26 am »

Served up on a slab,
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Capt. Dirigible
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« Reply #658 on: April 29, 2012, 11:18:59 am »

With a Chimera sauce, piping hot!


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Have you ever tried fried Unicorn?
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #659 on: April 29, 2012, 11:44:49 am »

When eaten rare it gives you the horn
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Dr cornelius quack
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« Reply #660 on: April 29, 2012, 01:13:00 pm »

With insatiable urgin's,
for Samite clad virgins.
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« Reply #661 on: April 29, 2012, 01:19:23 pm »

I'm told it's better than porn!


Watching short films in a booth,
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Dr cornelius quack
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« Reply #662 on: April 29, 2012, 02:48:19 pm »

Watching short films in a booth,
is a thing, of which, prudes don't approve.
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #663 on: April 29, 2012, 03:51:23 pm »

But what the Butler saw
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Dr cornelius quack
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« Reply #664 on: April 29, 2012, 04:24:42 pm »

Exerts a strange draw
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #665 on: April 29, 2012, 05:28:51 pm »

And raises a lot more than the roof.


A loose fitting Gabardine mac,
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Dr cornelius quack
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« Reply #666 on: April 29, 2012, 05:47:23 pm »

A loose fitting Gabardine mac.
"Admit nothing!! Doctor Quack"!!
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #667 on: April 29, 2012, 06:42:03 pm »

A loose fitting Gabardine mac.
"Admit nothing!! Doctor Quack"!!
He was gone in flash,
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #668 on: April 29, 2012, 07:41:58 pm »

And so was all the cash
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Dr cornelius quack
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« Reply #669 on: April 29, 2012, 09:04:58 pm »

A loose fitting Gabardine mac.
"Admit nothing!! Doctor Quack"!!
He was gone in flash,
And so was all the cash.
But. Never fear!! ........'Cos he's back!!


E. L. Wisty was fond of Gaberdine.
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #670 on: April 29, 2012, 09:36:02 pm »


E. L. Wisty was fond of Gaberdine.
He'd sit on his bench and vent his spleen,
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #671 on: April 30, 2012, 12:20:38 am »

On world peace through nudism
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Dr cornelius quack
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« Reply #672 on: April 30, 2012, 06:50:37 am »

and global despotism.
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Will Howard
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« Reply #673 on: May 01, 2012, 12:07:18 am »

Tastes not unlike a "Big Mac",

That's disgusting.

Thank you!  It was meant to be disgusting...

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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #674 on: May 01, 2012, 12:15:42 am »

For on Spotty Muldoon he was keen

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When speaking in a dull monotone
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