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« Reply #625 on: April 27, 2012, 12:44:49 am » |
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And no chap would take part in a fix
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« Reply #626 on: April 27, 2012, 03:42:08 am » |
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Set forth for Timbuktu,
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« Reply #627 on: April 27, 2012, 04:33:11 am » |
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She arrived with a flair
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #628 on: April 27, 2012, 09:28:38 am » |
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Then tripped on the stair
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Airship Artificer, part-time romantik and amateur Natural Philosopher
"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
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« Reply #629 on: April 27, 2012, 09:36:37 am » |
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Falling on her aspidistra , ooh!
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« Reply #630 on: April 27, 2012, 09:47:48 am » |
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be careful to come to no harm
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« Reply #632 on: April 27, 2012, 10:34:19 am » |
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Because if you blow a fuse,
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #633 on: April 27, 2012, 12:14:24 pm » |
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You'll need to apply numerous balms
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Ones monkey butler cries "mon oncle!"
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« Reply #634 on: April 27, 2012, 01:23:06 pm » |
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When sporting a sherry monocle
Ones monkey butler cries "mon oncle!"
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« Reply #635 on: April 27, 2012, 02:04:30 pm » |
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It leads to a reading addiction
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« Reply #636 on: April 27, 2012, 02:07:05 pm » |
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Which is not a bad thing
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« Reply #637 on: April 27, 2012, 02:30:48 pm » |
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Unless you start to sing
Then Filking will lead to perdition
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« Reply #638 on: April 27, 2012, 03:58:06 pm » |
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« Reply #640 on: April 27, 2012, 07:29:42 pm » |
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with a very bright light
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« Reply #641 on: April 28, 2012, 06:37:12 am » |
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and blow it into Mimmoth pottage.
'The Cryptozoid Cookbook' contains
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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« Reply #642 on: April 28, 2012, 07:44:53 am » |
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Recipes for each monsters remains
Battered Fishman Fishcakes
And rare Minotaur steaks
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« Reply #643 on: April 28, 2012, 08:56:31 am » |
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'The Cryptozoid Cookbook' contains
Recipes for each monsters remains
Battered Fishman Fishcakes
And rare Minotaur steaks.
Which taste awful and block up the drains.
The chapter on pies is revolting.
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« Reply #644 on: April 28, 2012, 09:34:58 am » |
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The Air Kraken quiche horrifying
Just "sucker" and youll see
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« Reply #645 on: April 28, 2012, 05:05:00 pm » |
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To the bathroom you'll flee,
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« Reply #646 on: April 28, 2012, 06:26:35 pm » |
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The broccoli sending you hurling
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« Reply #647 on: April 28, 2012, 06:59:49 pm » |
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Is unsuitable for man or for pet.
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« Reply #648 on: April 28, 2012, 07:15:54 pm » |
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It's the meal that fights back
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« Reply #649 on: April 28, 2012, 07:18:02 pm » |
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Tastes not unlike a "Big Mac",
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