Dr cornelius quack
Rogue Ætherlord
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #600 on: April 22, 2012, 09:14:32 pm » |
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Mixed with communion wine,
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #601 on: April 22, 2012, 09:17:34 pm » |
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The Vicar was in quite a tizzy
The Holy Water had turned fizzy
The child dropped in the font
A flatulent enfant
Whose rear sphincter had been quite busy
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Proudly giving the entire Asylum The Finger!
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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #602 on: April 22, 2012, 09:23:46 pm » |
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Did someone miss a line, perhaps?
The Vicar was in quite a tizzy
The Holy water had turned quite fizzy
Mixed with communion wine,
The child dropped in the font
A flatulent enfant
hmmmmmm...?
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“Life, with its rules, its obligations, and its freedoms, is like a sonnet: You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself."
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Dr cornelius quack
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #603 on: April 22, 2012, 09:30:11 pm » |
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The internet connection to South Yorkshire has been a little slow today, due to a problem at the local power station.
The authorities suspect sabotage as traces of Horlicks were found in the donkey.
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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #604 on: April 22, 2012, 09:45:16 pm » |
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I suspect the 'authorities'.  Shall we play on? ----------------------------------- The internet troubles in South Yorkshire |
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
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Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #605 on: April 22, 2012, 09:48:57 pm » |
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The internet connection to South Yorkshire has been a little slow today, due to a problem at the local power station.
The authorities suspect sabotage as traces of Horlicks were found in the donkey.
I haven't heard that in a while- 1978, the Two Ronnies- a CLASSIC! The Vicar was in quite a tizzy The Holy water had turned quite fizzy Mixed with communion wine, It tasted quite fine, The vicar's a Holy Spritser, or is he? The Vicar was in quite a tizzy The Holy water had turned quite fizzy The child dropped in the font A flatulent enfant kept the Verger quite busy. |
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Will Howard
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« Reply #606 on: April 22, 2012, 10:26:57 pm » |
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When the bubbles rose from the font,
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"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."
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« Reply #607 on: April 22, 2012, 10:33:54 pm » |
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the choir began to taunt
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #608 on: April 22, 2012, 11:26:09 pm » |
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"pooh!, what a sulphur smell"
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #609 on: April 22, 2012, 11:27:43 pm » |
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"We're going to HELL!"
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #610 on: April 22, 2012, 11:33:22 pm » |
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The Verger held his nose and looked gaunt
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The Choirmasters eyes they did water
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Will Howard
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« Reply #611 on: April 23, 2012, 05:28:58 pm » |
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As they Christened the child "Harry Potter".
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« Reply #612 on: April 24, 2012, 02:48:20 am » |
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for he knew, in his heart
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josecou
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« Reply #613 on: April 24, 2012, 03:19:04 am » |
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Potter would do his part
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
Immortal
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #614 on: April 24, 2012, 09:33:00 am » |
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The Choirmasters eyes they did water
As they Christened the child "Harry Potter".
For he knew, in his heart
Potter would do his part
Making unwholesome vapours, the rotter!
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Passing wind in a sealed submarine
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Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #615 on: April 24, 2012, 10:25:53 am » |
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Passing wind in a sealed submarine Is unpleasant and really quite mean |
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #616 on: April 24, 2012, 02:52:47 pm » |
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The smell generated,
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #617 on: April 24, 2012, 04:06:59 pm » |
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Leaves one quite nauseated
Just don't open the window too keen
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When writing about ye olde 'windpunk'
Be careful not to get in a funk
This 'gaslight' fantasy
Of emissions gassy
Will just leave you with something which stunk
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #618 on: April 26, 2012, 08:17:32 am » |
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Once again this thread's failing to thrive,
A new starter we need to contrive.
So I'll give it a jolt
With a raw lightning bolt
And exaltantly scream "It's ALIVE!"
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The Mad Scientist's use of electricity
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #619 on: April 26, 2012, 01:50:04 pm » |
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Without consent of the utility
Bypassing the meter,
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #620 on: April 26, 2012, 07:19:33 pm » |
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Only one line, Peter!
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Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #621 on: April 26, 2012, 09:10:34 pm » |
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The Mad Scientist's use of electricity
Without consent of the utility
Bypassing the meter,
Only one line, Peter! Ingore him, it's just eccentricity! ------------------------------------------- The Olympics of 1896 |
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Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #622 on: April 26, 2012, 09:19:45 pm » |
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The Olympics of 1896
Were Pierre de Coubertin's idea of new tricks
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Airship Artificer, part-time romantik and amateur Natural Philosopher
"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
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Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #623 on: April 26, 2012, 09:24:39 pm » |
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The Olympics of 1896
Were Pierre de Coubertin's idea of new tricks
Under the hot Greek sun |
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Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #624 on: April 26, 2012, 09:28:07 pm » |
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The Olympics of 1896
Were Pierre de Coubertin's idea of new tricks
Under the hot Greek sun
The second Marathon was run
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