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« Reply #575 on: April 19, 2012, 06:40:18 pm » |
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"Not in the least."
"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
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"Oh, the cause is excellent!"
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #576 on: April 19, 2012, 10:02:14 pm » |
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Too hard Challenge accepted. Noah Webster once went to Oxford To study the tongue he adored. He became quite depressed When folks laughed at his 'vest' So he toddled off back to Hartford. Excellent, sir. Thank you.  Why do youths wear their trousers so baggy? It makes their posteriors look saggy. With no Braces OR belt |
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Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #577 on: April 19, 2012, 10:08:46 pm » |
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Why do youths wear their trousers so baggy?
It makes their posteriors look saggy.
With no Braces OR belt They look far from svelte |
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #578 on: April 19, 2012, 11:24:59 pm » |
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Why do youths wear their trousers so baggy?
It makes their posteriors look saggy.
With no Braces OR belt
They look far from svelte
And excite aged aunts, name of Aggie.
When exiting aircraft, dirigible
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Dr cornelius quack
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #579 on: April 19, 2012, 11:51:48 pm » |
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When exiting aircraft, dirigible
Please 'Mind the Gap'. Is it bridgeable? If it's not, and you stray. You'll wind up 'D.O.A.' In a Mortuary drawer. Refridgerible. The 'Rangdo' who is sometimes a plant. |
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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« Reply #580 on: April 20, 2012, 05:44:19 am » |
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Pays bills with Drognas, as is his want
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Proudly giving the entire Asylum The Finger!
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #581 on: April 20, 2012, 06:07:22 am » |
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I'd guess this one will confuse the hell out of a lot of folk.
The 'Rangdo' who is sometimes a plant
Pays bills with Drognas, as is his wont.
But when he spouts steam
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« Reply #582 on: April 20, 2012, 09:09:26 am » |
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I'd guess this one will confuse the hell out of a lot of folk.
The 'Rangdo' who is sometimes a plant
Pays bills with Drognas, as is his wont.
But when he spouts steam
at a lacklustre team |
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"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #583 on: April 20, 2012, 09:11:22 am » |
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The 'Rangdo' who is sometimes a plant
Pays bills with Drognas, as is his wont.
But when he spouts steam
at a lacklustre team
He's turned into a teapot- a giant!
His obsequious subjects say "Gronda!"
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« Reply #584 on: April 20, 2012, 01:47:45 pm » |
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an aspidistra is not fonder
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« Reply #585 on: April 20, 2012, 02:07:00 pm » |
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But it's not 'Doogy Rev'
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« Reply #586 on: April 20, 2012, 05:25:13 pm » |
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But it's not 'Doogy Rev'
Please explain the reference, it was making sense up to that point, perhaps you have it arse about face? How good is your Argond? |
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
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United Kingdom
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« Reply #587 on: April 20, 2012, 05:41:01 pm » |
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But it's not 'Doogy Rev'
Please explain the reference, it was making sense up to that point, perhaps you have it arse about face? How good is your Argond? Nodrap? |
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« Reply #588 on: April 21, 2012, 06:00:43 pm » |
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« Reply #589 on: April 21, 2012, 09:36:32 pm » |
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Yadoog etam. Sti lla sdrawkcab ouy ees?
(In an Australian accent...)
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Dr cornelius quack
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #590 on: April 21, 2012, 10:33:35 pm » |
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Any one seen a Limerick round here?
Could have sworn we had one a minute ago!!
Oh, yes!....Here it is.
His obsequious subjects say "Gronda!"
An aspidistra is not fonder.
But it's not 'Doogy Rev'
In the 'emag xetroV'
To get beaten by 'The Red Salamander'.
Obscure references are in fashion.
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« Reply #591 on: April 21, 2012, 10:46:34 pm » |
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Concerning our old childhood passion
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« Reply #592 on: April 21, 2012, 11:02:14 pm » |
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« Reply #593 on: April 22, 2012, 12:04:07 am » |
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And with age get worse,
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Dr cornelius quack
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #594 on: April 22, 2012, 08:40:02 am » |
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Fashion passion should be kept under ration.
In the days of 'The Great Exhibition'.
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« Reply #595 on: April 22, 2012, 09:11:48 am » |
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Nudists had to act with contrition
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« Reply #596 on: April 22, 2012, 04:09:00 pm » |
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If seen in public while bare,
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Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
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Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #597 on: April 22, 2012, 04:31:44 pm » |
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Whether by choice or by dare
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« Reply #598 on: April 22, 2012, 06:52:03 pm » |
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« Reply #599 on: April 22, 2012, 09:07:11 pm » |
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The Holy water had turned quite fizzy
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