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Author Topic: One Line Limerick, the second phase  (Read 27522 times)
Capt. Dirigible
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« Reply #525 on: April 16, 2012, 12:20:52 pm »

Every Igor and Fritz
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
ForestB
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Lady of the copper frogs


« Reply #526 on: April 16, 2012, 03:25:27 pm »

Protect their master's bits,
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Capt. Dirigible
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« Reply #527 on: April 16, 2012, 04:37:56 pm »

Eastern European Royalty,
Depend upon their serfs loyalty
Every Igor and Fritz
Protect their master's bits,
By wrapping them in tin foil, see?



 Gen. Custer famously said to his men,
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Angus A Fitziron
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Research Air Ship R.A.S. 'Saorsa'


« Reply #528 on: April 16, 2012, 06:52:01 pm »

Gen. Custer famously said to his men,
"The Sioux Nation are down in their den,"
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"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
Capt. Dirigible
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« Reply #529 on: April 16, 2012, 07:19:03 pm »

Gen. Custer famously said to his men,
"The Sioux Nation are down in their den,"

Then he commanded them "CHARGE!"
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Dr cornelius quack
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.


« Reply #530 on: April 16, 2012, 08:20:23 pm »

Gen. Custer famously said to his men,
"The Sioux Nation are down in their den,"

Then he commanded them "CHARGE!"

While they're 'Havin' it Large.'
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.

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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!


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« Reply #531 on: April 16, 2012, 08:58:40 pm »

Custer famously said to his men,
"The Sioux Nation are down in their den,"
Then he commanded them "CHARGE!
"While they're 'Havin' it Large.'"
—Sitting Bull merely smiled again.

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Richard Gatling was one of the best

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Herr Döktor
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #532 on: April 16, 2012, 09:31:54 pm »

Richard Gatling was one of the best
But he hated a bullet proof vest,
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Dr cornelius quack
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« Reply #533 on: April 16, 2012, 09:40:07 pm »

Richard Gatling was one of the best
But he hated a bullet proof vest.

He said. "Folks tend to scoff,"
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Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #534 on: April 16, 2012, 10:39:21 pm »

Richard Gatling was one of the best
But he hated a bullet proof vest.
He said. "Folks tend to scoff,
'til they take their vest off",
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TVC15
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Extremely hazardous...have some?


« Reply #535 on: April 16, 2012, 10:56:26 pm »

Richard Gatling was one of the best
But he hated a bullet proof vest.
He said. "Folks tend to scoff,
'til they take their vest off",
'Then I'll lay them all to rest!'

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A plucky young captain named Dwight,
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #536 on: April 16, 2012, 11:01:15 pm »

A plucky young captain named Dwight,
couldn't tell his left from his right.
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!


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« Reply #537 on: April 16, 2012, 11:19:42 pm »

A plucky young captain named Dwight,
couldn't tell his left from his right.
Is it starboard or port?

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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #538 on: April 16, 2012, 11:22:16 pm »

He said with a snort
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TVC15
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Extremely hazardous...have some?


« Reply #539 on: April 17, 2012, 02:12:55 am »

While his ship ran afoul that night.

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While contemplating the stars one night,
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ForestB
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Lady of the copper frogs


« Reply #540 on: April 17, 2012, 02:16:34 am »

From the airship the HMS Bright,
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Will Howard
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« Reply #541 on: April 17, 2012, 05:04:29 am »

I exclaimed with great wonder
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"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."
The Squire
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Sans Peur


« Reply #542 on: April 17, 2012, 05:07:06 am »


As the stars split asunder


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"You don't mind breaking the law?"
        "Not in the least."
"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
        "Not in a good cause."
"Oh, the cause is excellent!"
         "Then I am your man."
Will Howard
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« Reply #543 on: April 17, 2012, 05:28:23 am »

And fell to my left and my right.
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The Steampunk lady who lived in a shoe
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!


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« Reply #544 on: April 17, 2012, 06:15:35 am »

The Steampunk lady who lived in a shoe
Fell in love with the young Mad Carew

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Dr cornelius quack
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.


« Reply #545 on: April 17, 2012, 07:24:23 am »

The Steampunk lady who lived in a shoe
Fell in love with the young Mad Carew


She asked this 'iconoclast'
For 'The Great Golden Last'.
From 'The Shrine of the Cobblers' in Mersa Matroo.

(Certain narrative inevitabilities must be respected. Poor old Carew, doomed from the outset  to love overly demanding women in exotic locations.)

Carew's love life was cruelly fated.
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Herr Döktor
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #546 on: April 17, 2012, 08:50:55 am »

Because every young lass that he dated,
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!


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« Reply #547 on: April 17, 2012, 09:22:07 am »

Carew's love life was cruelly fated.
Because every young lass that he dated,
Sent him off on a quest

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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #548 on: April 17, 2012, 11:17:44 am »

Despite his shrill protest
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Herr Döktor
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #549 on: April 17, 2012, 11:54:14 am »

Carew's love life was cruelly fated.
Because every young lass that he dated,
Sent him off on a quest
Despite his shrill protest
And the curses came down, unabated.



There's a little yellow idol, just north of Katmandu,
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