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« Reply #475 on: April 13, 2012, 04:10:38 am » |
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The problem with cogs,
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“Life, with its rules, its obligations, and its freedoms, is like a sonnet: You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself."
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« Reply #476 on: April 13, 2012, 04:12:35 am » |
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Which have gone to the dogs
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« Reply #477 on: April 13, 2012, 04:16:28 am » |
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Only make tinkering more urgent.
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #478 on: April 13, 2012, 04:20:20 am » |
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He tinkered until it worked well
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« Reply #479 on: April 13, 2012, 04:23:42 am » |
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Hastily applying more aether-gel,
He tinkered until it worked well
The piston started its stroke,
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« Reply #480 on: April 13, 2012, 04:32:08 am » |
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But then spewed out smoke
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #481 on: April 13, 2012, 08:58:43 am » |
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Hastily applying more aether-gel,
He tinkered until it worked well
The piston started its stroke,
But then spewed out smoke
And blew the mechanic to Hell*.
* A village near Trondheim, Norway.
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« Reply #482 on: April 13, 2012, 09:34:53 am » |
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Caused the engineer to say "Let's just fudge it,"
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« Reply #483 on: April 13, 2012, 03:25:08 pm » |
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An abacus will work,
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« Reply #484 on: April 13, 2012, 06:07:46 pm » |
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The smoking remains of the gadget
Caused the engineer to say "Let's just fudge it,
"An abacus will work,
"If it don't go berserk
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« Reply #485 on: April 13, 2012, 06:29:54 pm » |
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And I think that the cost's in the budget!"
An unruly mob in Old Woking,
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« Reply #486 on: April 13, 2012, 06:40:38 pm » |
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An unruly mob in Old Woking,
Were engaged in some al fresco stroking.
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Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #487 on: April 13, 2012, 07:37:34 pm » |
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An unruly mob in Old Woking,
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #488 on: April 13, 2012, 08:17:39 pm » |
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Not entirely
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« Reply #489 on: April 13, 2012, 09:16:58 pm » |
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An unruly mob in Old Woking,
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...
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« Reply #490 on: April 13, 2012, 09:36:48 pm » |
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An unruly mob in Old Woking,
Were engaged in some al fresco stroking.
When along came a copper
with his truncheon to stop 'er,
thus preventing any postprandial poking.
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An authentic Victorian supper,
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"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
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« Reply #491 on: April 13, 2012, 09:48:24 pm » |
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An authentic Victorian supper
Has the relish dispensed from a crupper,
And the horse-radish sauce
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« Reply #492 on: April 13, 2012, 09:50:36 pm » |
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Is made of real horse,
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« Reply #493 on: April 13, 2012, 10:01:11 pm » |
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Served from tableware purest Tupper
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When preparing an elegant feast
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #494 on: April 13, 2012, 10:06:31 pm » |
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One should include some 'Extract of Yeast'.
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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« Reply #495 on: April 13, 2012, 10:13:01 pm » |
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One should include some 'Extract of Yeast'.
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« Reply #496 on: April 13, 2012, 10:16:15 pm » |
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This brown, savoury paste
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« Reply #497 on: April 13, 2012, 10:17:23 pm » |
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Just like bodily waste
Sends me rushing to the lav post haste
Dr Quack, I think you will find my posting is the more accurate description.
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« Reply #498 on: April 14, 2012, 05:13:40 am » |
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When firmly ensconced on the throne
Queen Vic was heard loudly to moan
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« Reply #499 on: April 14, 2012, 08:25:32 am » |
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For she pushed and she strained
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