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« Reply #225 on: February 26, 2012, 09:17:12 am » |
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They had set out to find
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« Reply #226 on: February 26, 2012, 01:53:06 pm » |
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The 'goods' they all went on a road trip
Even though their seams still did drip.
With vengeance in mind
They had set out to find
A body part with which they could rip.
A good time was had at the Surrey Convivial,
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« Reply #227 on: February 26, 2012, 02:09:51 pm » |
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« Reply #228 on: February 26, 2012, 06:09:54 pm » |
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While he was not a pest,
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« Reply #229 on: February 26, 2012, 08:38:51 pm » |
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'twas merely a jest
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Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary. (Cecil Beaton)
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« Reply #230 on: February 26, 2012, 08:43:34 pm » |
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But it nearly spilled blood, arterial!
A gallant young man on a horse,
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« Reply #231 on: February 26, 2012, 08:49:44 pm » |
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Said, "I ride side-saddle, of course."
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« Reply #232 on: February 26, 2012, 09:26:27 pm » |
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A gallant young man on a horse,
Said, "I ride side-saddle, of course
his steampunk side - habit
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« Reply #233 on: February 27, 2012, 02:10:59 am » |
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In pursuit of a rabbit,
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« Reply #234 on: February 27, 2012, 11:44:42 am » |
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was quite the tour-de-force.
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The ever elusive wild coney [to change the rhyme from ''rabbit]
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« Reply #235 on: February 27, 2012, 10:33:28 pm » |
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Was chasing an outlaw named Tony.
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« Reply #236 on: February 28, 2012, 05:40:06 am » |
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Tony ran and he ran,
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« Reply #237 on: February 28, 2012, 01:14:46 pm » |
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til the excrement met the fan,
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« Reply #238 on: February 28, 2012, 02:28:06 pm » |
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And then Tony got covered in pony!!
(that's Cockney rhyming slang..'Pony and trap' = 'Cr*p')
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #239 on: February 28, 2012, 03:48:44 pm » |
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Guarded by minions to spare,
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« Reply #240 on: February 28, 2012, 04:56:36 pm » |
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The mad scientist cackled
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« Reply #241 on: February 28, 2012, 04:58:11 pm » |
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His Jacob's ladder crackled
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« Reply #242 on: February 28, 2012, 06:51:45 pm » |
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But he stayed in to wash his lank hair
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A mad boy with terminal dandruff
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« Reply #243 on: February 29, 2012, 01:24:05 am » |
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And with the ladies was very gruff.
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« Reply #244 on: February 29, 2012, 01:53:38 am » |
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The embarrassment he felt,
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« Reply #245 on: February 29, 2012, 07:17:49 am » |
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A mad boy with terminal dandruff
And with the ladies was very gruff.
The embarrassment he felt,
Over how badly he smelled
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« Reply #246 on: February 29, 2012, 12:42:02 pm » |
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made picking-up mad girls too tough.
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The demented professor was bald
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« Reply #247 on: February 29, 2012, 12:59:59 pm » |
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But with a living toupe he pulled
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« Reply #248 on: March 02, 2012, 10:43:49 am » |
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The demented professor was bald
But with a living toupe he pulled
A girl with glass eyes
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« Reply #249 on: March 02, 2012, 10:21:59 pm » |
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