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« Reply #175 on: February 20, 2012, 08:42:21 am » |
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Smoking a pipe is such a drag,
While a chav will just light up a fag.
But there's something quite calming
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« Reply #176 on: February 20, 2012, 11:08:44 am » |
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while a chav one's enbalming
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Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.
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« Reply #177 on: February 20, 2012, 11:40:50 am » |
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Smoking a pipe is such a drag, While a chav will just light up a fag. But there's something quite calming, While a chav one's enbalming, Indulging in best Turkish Shag. --------------------------- It's International Pipe Smoking Day |
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #178 on: February 20, 2012, 04:35:35 pm » |
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The tobacconists all shout "Hooray"
indulge in a rough shag
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« Reply #179 on: February 20, 2012, 08:32:28 pm » |
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If that's just your 'bag',
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« Reply #180 on: February 20, 2012, 10:21:35 pm » |
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Because pipe smokers are never gay!
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Enjoying The Bleak Olde Shoppe of Stuff
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« Reply #181 on: February 21, 2012, 12:19:53 am » |
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Which for some, just isn't enough,
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« Reply #182 on: February 21, 2012, 12:24:26 am » |
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The gags come thick and fast
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« Reply #183 on: February 21, 2012, 02:45:41 am » |
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But the scars never last
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #184 on: February 21, 2012, 07:05:55 am » |
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since all diamonds are found in the rough.
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« Reply #185 on: February 21, 2012, 08:26:04 am » |
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What ho! Barb. It's rather traditional that the person completing the limerick provides the starting line for the next. Allow me...
While hunting for basilosaurus
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« Reply #186 on: February 21, 2012, 09:29:23 am » |
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Please don't say "do you think he saw us?
That jokes prehistoric
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« Reply #187 on: February 21, 2012, 12:20:56 pm » |
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Because pipe smokers are never gay! Absolutely! While hunting for basilosaurus
Please don't say "do you think he saw us?
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #188 on: February 21, 2012, 12:35:47 pm » |
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So any new joke's bound to floor us.
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If smokers are not gay or merry,
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« Reply #189 on: February 21, 2012, 12:57:51 pm » |
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And never named Tom, Dick or Harry
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« Reply #190 on: February 21, 2012, 04:24:27 pm » |
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Because pipe smokers are never gay! Absolutely! While hunting for basilosaurus
Please don't say "do you think he saw us?
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« Reply #191 on: February 22, 2012, 01:37:32 am » |
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One may assume
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« Reply #192 on: February 22, 2012, 03:00:18 am » |
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when all in the same room
(apologies for the last - I didn't know the rule)
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« Reply #193 on: February 22, 2012, 05:11:05 am » |
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With Steampunks you'll find,
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« Reply #194 on: February 22, 2012, 09:10:28 am » |
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I admit to being a little confused over what's happening here. It looks as if something has gone rather awry. If I'm right, this should get things back on track. If I'm mistaken, please ignore the ramblings of a bewildered simpleton.
If smokers are not gay or merry,
And never named Tom, Dick or Harry
One may assume
When all in the same room
They'll be quiet, reserved and quite chary.
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The average Steampunk, you'll find,
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« Reply #195 on: February 22, 2012, 12:18:31 pm » |
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« Reply #196 on: February 22, 2012, 12:28:14 pm » |
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The average Steampunk, you'll find,
Is frequently out of his mind
And inside another's
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« Reply #197 on: February 22, 2012, 10:07:21 pm » |
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But not his mother's,
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« Reply #198 on: February 23, 2012, 03:23:17 am » |
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For that wouldn't be very kind.
While dancing with Gentleman Jim
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« Reply #199 on: February 23, 2012, 06:00:04 am » |
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A dashing fellow of 6 foot 10
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