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« Reply #50 on: February 09, 2012, 01:32:36 am » |
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Ah, but you have done it to me as well. Thank you for the sage advice. I'll send you a PM. And I'm a lady.
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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #51 on: February 09, 2012, 11:52:23 am » |
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[don't mind me, I'll just play through...]
Hearing Lady Loverley's Chatter
By God! That woman can natter!
To stop her from talking
out the door I went walking
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Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.
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Herr Döktor
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Master Tinkerer
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Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #52 on: February 09, 2012, 11:58:29 am » |
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[don't mind me, I'll just play through...]
Hearing Lady Loverley's Chatter
By God! That woman can natter!
To stop her from talking
out the door I went walking
To find Mellors, and his agrarian matters. "IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!!" Shouted the Baron, |
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« Reply #53 on: February 09, 2012, 12:25:24 pm » |
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as he beheld the ugg-booted Sharon
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Nicodemus Baker
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« Reply #54 on: February 09, 2012, 12:41:08 pm » |
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as she lurched from the slab
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« Reply #55 on: February 09, 2012, 01:12:06 pm » |
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like a ditch-delivered drab
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Capt. Dirigible
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Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #56 on: February 09, 2012, 01:48:41 pm » |
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Thank God that this Chav Queen is barren!
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Said the Captain of The Titanic
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
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Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #57 on: February 09, 2012, 01:57:45 pm » |
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"I fear we may need a bigger ice pick,"
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psn1der
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« Reply #58 on: February 09, 2012, 04:24:57 pm » |
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To melt this huge floe
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« Reply #59 on: February 09, 2012, 08:05:02 pm » |
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He asked for a gin, sloe
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Proudly giving the entire Asylum The Finger!
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
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Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #60 on: February 09, 2012, 08:37:27 pm » |
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From the life boat, 'coz he wasn't that thick!
The engineer went for his spanner,
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Dr cornelius quack
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #61 on: February 09, 2012, 09:13:25 pm » |
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To adjust Lady Sidcup's pianner.
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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« Reply #63 on: February 09, 2012, 09:46:03 pm » |
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the result was jolly
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Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary. (Cecil Beaton)
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« Reply #64 on: February 09, 2012, 09:59:57 pm » |
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But a menace for all the manor
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When mounting an special trophy
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« Reply #65 on: February 09, 2012, 11:06:48 pm » |
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When mounting an special trophy
Of a moose, I charge zero fee
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We made a little music video, for your pleasure:  |
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« Reply #67 on: February 10, 2012, 02:09:35 am » |
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As I logged on Brass Goggles today
I found to my utter dismay
that my thread had been locked,
but then I was shocked,
'cos my thread's reproducing (wa-hay!!)
And now back to the limerick.........
Porcupines are extra
and so's the orchestra
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In the jungle town where the sun beats down to the rage of man and beast
The English garb of the English sahib mearly gets a bit more creased.
In Bangkok at 12 o'clock they foam at the mouth and run
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun.
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« Reply #68 on: February 10, 2012, 02:21:23 am » |
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But I throw in squirrels for free.
When the children are fighting,
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« Reply #69 on: February 10, 2012, 02:37:10 am » |
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And it sounds like lightning,
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #70 on: February 10, 2012, 06:51:55 pm » |
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To keep thunder at bay
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« Reply #71 on: February 11, 2012, 01:07:12 am » |
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have a roll in the hay
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« Reply #72 on: February 11, 2012, 12:50:47 pm » |
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but then more kids come like lightning.
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I walked in the park looking for Fanny,
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« Reply #73 on: February 11, 2012, 02:48:55 pm » |
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I walked in the park looking for Fanny,
whose timing is strangely uncanny
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« Reply #74 on: February 11, 2012, 06:43:20 pm » |
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She came running round
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