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Author Topic: One Line Limerick, the second phase  (Read 27567 times)
ForestB
Zeppelin Admiral
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United States United States

Lady of the copper frogs


« Reply #875 on: May 22, 2012, 02:43:12 pm »

He called for repairs,
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Mrs. Whatsit
Snr. Officer
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United States United States



« Reply #876 on: May 24, 2012, 03:30:05 am »

to their rips, cuts and tears,
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“Life, with its rules, its obligations, and its freedoms, is like a sonnet: You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself."
Captain Shipton Bellinger
Immortal
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United Kingdom United Kingdom

Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!


WWW
« Reply #877 on: May 24, 2012, 06:36:06 am »

There was a young farmer from Wapping
Whose steam-powered workers kept stopping.
He called for repairs
To their rips, cuts and tears,
But their oil-pressure still kept on dropping.

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Cast adrift in the wild, lonely sky

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Capt. Shipton Bellinger R.A.M.E. (rtd)

Angus A Fitziron
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Research Air Ship R.A.S. 'Saorsa'


« Reply #878 on: May 24, 2012, 10:13:46 am »

Cast adrift in the wild, lonely sky
an airship, doomed forever to fly,
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Airship Artificer, part-time romantik and amateur Natural Philosopher

"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.


« Reply #879 on: May 24, 2012, 10:44:57 am »

Cast adrift in the wild, lonely sky
an airship, doomed forever to fly,

Free from the crowds
Surrounded by clouds
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society


« Reply #880 on: May 24, 2012, 11:25:38 am »

Its a flying Dutchman I do spy

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When travelling to London by train
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Proudly giving the entire Asylum The Finger!
Angus A Fitziron
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Research Air Ship R.A.S. 'Saorsa'


« Reply #881 on: May 24, 2012, 11:36:43 am »

We believed that the train took the strain
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Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.


« Reply #882 on: May 24, 2012, 11:48:58 am »

We believed that the train took the strain

But with no seats available
The truth's unassailable
Our public transport's a pain!

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Have to been on the Tube in this heat?
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Angus A Fitziron
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Research Air Ship R.A.S. 'Saorsa'


« Reply #883 on: May 24, 2012, 12:28:37 pm »

Have you been on the Tube in this heat?
Or avoid it and take to the street?
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society


« Reply #884 on: May 24, 2012, 01:18:22 pm »

The sweaty rush hour crush
Smelling like somebody's tush
Leaves you rank in B.O and defeat
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When walking through Barking in steamed gear
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Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.


« Reply #885 on: May 24, 2012, 01:31:42 pm »

Local chavs cry "Woss 'e doin' 'ere?"
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society


« Reply #886 on: May 24, 2012, 02:49:17 pm »

"I'm off to the expo"
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Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.


« Reply #887 on: May 24, 2012, 04:29:27 pm »

"I said 'expo' not 'sex show' "
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society


« Reply #888 on: May 24, 2012, 04:52:31 pm »

And gave him a hard clip round the ear

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When going to a Monster Book Launch
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
****
United Kingdom United Kingdom


Herr Döktor, and friend.


WWW
« Reply #889 on: May 24, 2012, 06:20:57 pm »

Should one first dine on roast haunch?
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Dave Leppo
Snr. Officer
****
United States United States


fabricateur


« Reply #890 on: May 24, 2012, 06:36:36 pm »

or forego sustenance,
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
Immortal
**
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!


WWW
« Reply #891 on: May 24, 2012, 10:56:39 pm »

When off to a Monster Book Launch
Should one first dine on roast haunch?
Or forego sustenance
Before leaving the manse?
You know it will increase your paunch.

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I like a good Waltz on the Wye

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Dr cornelius quack
Rogue Ætherlord
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.


« Reply #892 on: May 24, 2012, 11:19:07 pm »

I like a good Waltz on the Wye.
But, it's 'the Devil' to keep your socks dry.
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.

Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
Mrs. Whatsit
Snr. Officer
****
United States United States



« Reply #893 on: May 24, 2012, 11:28:24 pm »

For the river is wet
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ForestB
Zeppelin Admiral
******
United States United States

Lady of the copper frogs


« Reply #894 on: May 24, 2012, 11:52:55 pm »

If in it you get,
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
****
United Kingdom United Kingdom


Herr Döktor, and friend.


WWW
« Reply #895 on: May 25, 2012, 12:09:02 am »

You may find a fish in your fly.



Down into Docklands we must go,
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Mrs. Whatsit
Snr. Officer
****
United States United States



« Reply #896 on: May 25, 2012, 12:13:55 am »

To rescue Mr. Peter Harrow.
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
****
United Kingdom United Kingdom


Herr Döktor, and friend.


WWW
« Reply #897 on: May 25, 2012, 12:31:29 am »

Among the cosplayers,
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Mrs. Whatsit
Snr. Officer
****
United States United States



« Reply #898 on: May 25, 2012, 01:01:00 am »

and steampunk naysayers,
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society


« Reply #899 on: May 25, 2012, 03:46:10 am »

Or "away with the Furries" he goes
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