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« Reply #775 on: May 11, 2012, 08:23:24 am » |
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There once was a woman from Butte
She played an ancient lute
With twelve-and-half courses
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« Reply #776 on: May 11, 2012, 08:46:53 am » |
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There once was a woman from Butte
She played an ancient lute
With twelve-and-half courses
Accompanied by horses
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Airship Artificer, part-time romantik and amateur Natural Philosopher
"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
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« Reply #777 on: May 11, 2012, 12:14:31 pm » |
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The audience responding with fruit
While taking the air on deck
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Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #778 on: May 11, 2012, 01:15:09 pm » |
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While taking the air on deck
of an airship, be sure to check
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« Reply #779 on: May 11, 2012, 03:12:19 pm » |
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The strings, they were rare,
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Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #780 on: May 11, 2012, 06:03:46 pm » |
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sometimes barely there
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« Reply #781 on: May 12, 2012, 01:34:05 am » |
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If you miss them there could be a wreck.
So be careful on your airship
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« Reply #782 on: May 12, 2012, 02:05:30 am » |
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The worst place you'd want to slip,
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« Reply #783 on: May 12, 2012, 04:19:51 am » |
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would be off the side
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“Life, with its rules, its obligations, and its freedoms, is like a sonnet: You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself."
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« Reply #784 on: May 12, 2012, 07:15:11 am » |
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So be careful on your airship
The worst place you'd want to slip,
Would be off the side
So make sure that you're tied
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« Reply #785 on: May 12, 2012, 08:33:26 am » |
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So be careful on your airship
The worst place you'd want to slip,
Would be off the side
So make sure that you're tied,
or you may have an unpleasant trip.
You may say 'Heath and Safety' gone mad.
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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« Reply #786 on: May 12, 2012, 01:13:10 pm » |
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You may say 'Heath and Safety' gone mad.
I don't need your permission, you cad!
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Master Tinkerer
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Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society
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« Reply #787 on: May 12, 2012, 01:15:44 pm » |
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Playing conkers all day
It is bonkers I say
To wear goggles, they are just a fad!
Had to finish that one as the rest of it popped into my head
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When one goes completely off ones head
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« Reply #788 on: May 12, 2012, 02:28:34 pm » |
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One must still adhere to the thread.
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« Reply #789 on: May 12, 2012, 02:31:47 pm » |
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One line at a time,
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #790 on: May 12, 2012, 02:50:03 pm » |
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And please keep it in rhyme
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« Reply #791 on: May 12, 2012, 02:58:50 pm » |
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And with that,enough has been said.
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There once was a perverted ent,
Who liked young willows, quite bent.
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« Reply #792 on: May 12, 2012, 04:16:38 pm » |
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When the sap was rising
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« Reply #793 on: May 12, 2012, 04:34:14 pm » |
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He sat quite still, devising
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« Reply #794 on: May 12, 2012, 09:08:31 pm » |
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kinks to keep him horticulturally content!
A spider's a wonderful thing
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« Reply #795 on: May 12, 2012, 09:27:06 pm » |
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As it weaves it's gossamer string.
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« Reply #796 on: May 12, 2012, 11:00:34 pm » |
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The fibres all come
from a hole in it's bum.
Which, when finished, slams shut, with a 'Ping'.
The 'Bombardier Beetle's more strange.
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« Reply #797 on: May 12, 2012, 11:56:28 pm » |
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Please just do not stray into its range
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« Reply #798 on: May 13, 2012, 12:38:23 am » |
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Or you'll find yourself quite
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« Reply #799 on: May 13, 2012, 04:13:49 am » |
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Shocked at the sight,
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