Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Master Tinkerer
 United Kingdom
Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society
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« Reply #725 on: May 05, 2012, 07:43:12 pm » |
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It was a were poodle
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Proudly giving the entire Asylum The Finger!
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Will Howard
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« Reply #726 on: May 05, 2012, 10:29:16 pm » |
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Who hit him on the noodle
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"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."
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« Reply #727 on: May 05, 2012, 11:03:35 pm » |
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Now thoughts of walking in Dorking leaves him baulking.
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So instead, he now travels by train
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Time Traveler
United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #728 on: May 05, 2012, 11:43:14 pm » |
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Underground, they call it 'The Drain',
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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #729 on: May 06, 2012, 12:25:52 am » |
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He zips here and there
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“Life, with its rules, its obligations, and its freedoms, is like a sonnet: You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself."
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ForestB
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« Reply #730 on: May 06, 2012, 04:47:39 am » |
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Without having a care,
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Dr cornelius quack
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #731 on: May 06, 2012, 07:07:14 am » |
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Though replacement buses are a bit of a pain.
The announcement said 'Leaves on the line.'
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society
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« Reply #732 on: May 06, 2012, 08:44:13 am » |
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In fact it was Ents walking to dine
A nice tasty Ent draught
In lovely Stafford
Instead a "Heavy Plant Crossing" sign?
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During conker season Ents do quake
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Will Howard
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« Reply #733 on: May 06, 2012, 03:08:25 pm » |
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Clean up after each other with a rake.
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ForestB
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« Reply #734 on: May 06, 2012, 03:13:17 pm » |
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Then one of them bought,
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Will Howard
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« Reply #735 on: May 06, 2012, 03:23:56 pm » |
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The tool they all sought,
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Aleister Crow
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« Reply #736 on: May 06, 2012, 07:42:19 pm » |
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Until a hobbit told them "It's fake."
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Oh the anger of trees is mighty
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'How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!' |
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Will Howard
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« Reply #737 on: May 06, 2012, 10:33:59 pm » |
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They demand things be set a-righty.
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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #738 on: May 07, 2012, 03:05:24 am » |
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for if you trespass
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Aleister Crow
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« Reply #739 on: May 07, 2012, 10:14:53 am » |
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They'll kick you for your sass
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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #740 on: May 07, 2012, 05:13:31 pm » |
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They do not take disrespect lightly!
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Chicken in a bold red-wine sauce
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Angus A Fitziron
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Research Air Ship R.A.S. 'Saorsa'
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« Reply #741 on: May 08, 2012, 12:02:08 am » |
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Chicken in a bold red-wine sauce
would make a brave but tasty main course
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Airship Artificer, part-time romantik and amateur Natural Philosopher
"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
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The Squire
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« Reply #742 on: May 09, 2012, 03:22:43 am » |
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Chicken in a bold red-wine sauce
Would make a brave but tasty main course
With courageous potatoes
And heroic tomatoes
Iron Chef Thor could whup Chef Loki's arse.
The Old Gods ate ambrosia and nectar
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"You don't mind breaking the law?"
"Not in the least."
"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
"Not in a good cause."
"Oh, the cause is excellent!"
"Then I am your man."
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Will Howard
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« Reply #743 on: May 09, 2012, 03:48:59 am » |
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While watching Achilles & Hector.
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ForestB
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« Reply #744 on: May 09, 2012, 04:23:59 am » |
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Such wonderful sport,
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The Squire
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« Reply #745 on: May 09, 2012, 07:00:31 am » |
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The Old Gods ate ambrosia and nectar
While watching Achilles & Hector.
Such wonderful sport,
With a Madeira Port,
And f-f-fava beans à la Hannibal Lecter.
Steamed pudding is such a delight
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Dave Leppo
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« Reply #746 on: May 09, 2012, 11:17:36 am » |
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though the suet can be such a fright
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Angus A Fitziron
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Research Air Ship R.A.S. 'Saorsa'
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« Reply #747 on: May 09, 2012, 01:20:46 pm » |
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Bits of cow in a sweet,
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ForestB
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« Reply #748 on: May 09, 2012, 03:51:49 pm » |
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Not something I'd eat,
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Capt. Dirigible
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« Reply #749 on: May 09, 2012, 04:34:32 pm » |
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Steamed pudding is such a delight
though the suet can be such a fright
Bits of cow in a sweet,
Not something I'd eat, Ah! but with custard you'll find it just right! ------------------------------------------- Why do Americans fear Steak and Kidney pud? |
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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