Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
 United Kingdom
Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #500 on: April 14, 2012, 09:39:05 am » |
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For she pushed and she strained
But on the throne she remained |
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #501 on: April 14, 2012, 11:05:42 am » |
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When firmly ensconced on the throne
Queen Vic was heard loudly to moan
For she pushed and she strained
But on the throne she remained
Incubating the Coronation Stone*.
*see Stone of Scone (and I know Scone does not rhyme...)
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Sex and Politics are so infra dig
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Airship Artificer, part-time romantik and amateur Natural Philosopher
"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
Immortal
United Kingdom
Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #502 on: April 14, 2012, 11:51:00 am » |
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Sex and Politics are so infra dig
Both are certain to needle a prig
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Capt. Shipton Bellinger R.A.M.E. (rtd) |
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Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #503 on: April 14, 2012, 11:59:13 am » |
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Sex and Politics are so infra dig
Both are certain to needle a prig
Like William Gladstone's old bag
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #504 on: April 14, 2012, 12:18:53 pm » |
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His carpet case, not a hag,
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Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #505 on: April 14, 2012, 12:35:44 pm » |
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Sex and Politics are so infra dig
Both are certain to needle a prig
Like William Gladstone's old bag
His carpet case, not a hag,
Where he kept his lost women, the old Whig.
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A demi-god from Brighton called Arnold,
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Sorontar
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« Reply #506 on: April 14, 2012, 01:16:01 pm » |
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A demi-god from Brighton called Arnold,
Met a bureaucrat and was polled
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Sorontar, Captain of 'The Aethereal Dancer'
Advisor to HM Engineers on matters aethereal, aeronautic and cosmographic
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« Reply #507 on: April 14, 2012, 02:10:06 pm » |
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And the people refrained,
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
Immortal
United Kingdom
Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #508 on: April 15, 2012, 06:45:40 am » |
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A demi-god from Brighton called Arnold, Met a bureaucrat and was polled And the people refrained, When suitably trained, From worshipping Arnold with gold. ---------------------------------- In the sewers beneath London city (careful now!  ) |
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #509 on: April 15, 2012, 06:51:10 am » |
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There lives a steampunk Walter Mitty
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Proudly giving the entire Asylum The Finger!
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Sorontar
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« Reply #510 on: April 15, 2012, 07:54:37 am » |
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There lives a steampunk Walter Mitty
who thought short hats were a pity.
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #511 on: April 15, 2012, 08:11:55 am » |
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There lives a steampunk Walter Mitty
who thought short hats were a pity.
My line is a SECOND line not the first, please reconsider your post. |
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Sorontar
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« Reply #512 on: April 15, 2012, 01:49:34 pm » |
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Sorry, I read the first line as a sig.
In the sewers beneath London city
There lives a steampunk Walter Mitty
Who hated short hats
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Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #513 on: April 15, 2012, 02:10:46 pm » |
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In the sewers beneath London city
There lives a steampunk Walter Mitty
Who hated short hats
and tortoiseshell cats
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #514 on: April 15, 2012, 02:20:05 pm » |
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In the sewers beneath London city
There lives a steampunk Walter Mitty
Who hated short hats
and tortoiseshell cats
But found hats made of cats rather pretty.
A castle in mountains Carpathian,
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Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #515 on: April 15, 2012, 03:32:52 pm » |
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In the sewers beneath London city
There lives a steampunk Walter Mitty
Who hated short hats
and tortoiseshell cats
But found hats made of cats rather pretty.
bravo Herr Döktor, bravissimo!  |
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #516 on: April 15, 2012, 03:59:06 pm » |
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Housed a vampire Transylanian
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Will Howard
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« Reply #517 on: April 16, 2012, 12:47:46 am » |
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A red-lined cloak all of black
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"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."
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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #518 on: April 16, 2012, 03:26:19 am » |
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Didn't cover her rack
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“Life, with its rules, its obligations, and its freedoms, is like a sonnet: You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself."
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The Squire
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« Reply #519 on: April 16, 2012, 04:18:17 am » |
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A castle in mountains Carpathian,
Housed a vampire Transylvanian
A red-lined cloak all of black
Didn't cover her rack
She was clearly a fangèd mammalian.
The minions of Vlad the Impaler
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« Last Edit: April 16, 2012, 04:21:11 am by The Squire »
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"You don't mind breaking the law?"
"Not in the least."
"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
"Not in a good cause."
"Oh, the cause is excellent!"
"Then I am your man."
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Mrs. Whatsit
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« Reply #520 on: April 16, 2012, 05:02:31 am » |
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Went searching for his lordship's inhaler
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
Immortal
United Kingdom
Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #521 on: April 16, 2012, 06:15:10 am » |
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The minions of Vlad the Impaler
Went in search of his lordship's inhaler
But his shortness of breath
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #523 on: April 16, 2012, 08:14:20 am » |
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The minions of Vlad the Impaler
Went in search of his lordship's inhaler
But his shortness of breath
Nearly led to his death
Oh dear, another assassination failure!
Eastern European Royalty,
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #524 on: April 16, 2012, 11:12:19 am » |
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Depend upon their serfs loyalty
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